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Clips from Weeds - A Modest Proposal (S05E05)

"You helped Shane rob his teacher?"
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"I am so sorry that I exposed him..."
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"...to the world of criminal activities for the first time."
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"-I wanna open a store. Medical. -I'm gonna want my cut."
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"Can we have a second? We're new to extortion."
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"I have nowhere to go."
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"Do you think that you could allow me to stay in your garage..."
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"...while I figure out what I'm doing with my life?"
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"-Two days. -I own a house here in Santa Playa."
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"-Did you just ask me to live with you? -There's plenty of room. Even for him."
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"-I'm good. -Me too."
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"-I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do. -I got the money. There's a lot."
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"-What? How? -It doesn't matter."
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"We could be more. I would like to try."
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"-But Esteban-- -Write him a note."
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"-A note? -Leave him a note."
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"Like the olden times."
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"Break his heart in ink."
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"He will understand if he loves you."
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"These are terrible names."
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""Percy."
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"Clifford?""
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"Who would name a son Humphrey?"
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"-Mr. and Mrs. Bogart. -Yes."
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"-Still a bad name. -It's true."
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"You always hear "Bogie and Bacall.""
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"You never hear "Humphrey and Lauren.""
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"I've decided that we will get married."
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"That is a prized family heirloom."
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"Reyes means "kings.""
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"I don't know what Botwin means."
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"This just isn't how I pictured this going down."
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"Well, I am sorry to disappoint you."
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"Purple."
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"Did you like the ring?"
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"It's hideous."
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"Well, that's the championship ring of the soccer team I own."
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"I'm gonna want that back."
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"Are you really asking me?"
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"Yes."
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"Where was that?"
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"We're not children anymore, Nancy."
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"We're not playing house."
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"I ask that you give yourself to me..."
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"...to be mine forever."
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"Mrs. Esteban Reyes."
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"Would that make you Mr. Nancy Botwin?"
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"-No. -No."
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"-Yes. Yes, yes. -Yes."
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"C.P., I'm trying to run a legitimate business."
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"You don't have a prescription."
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"Fine. I'll take it myself, boy scout."
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"No, no, no, don't give me that look."
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"I do the same thing at Pretzel Time."
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"Come on, let's get faded."
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"Blitt and I need to close early for inventory."
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"Well, what's left of it. Right?"
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"-Right. -Right."
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"So can you get faded somewhere else?"
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"I'm hurt that you don't wanna smoke with me, Silas."
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"But I get it."
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"What really hurts though..."
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"...is that you've been light these last couple months."
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"Happens again, we're gonna have a serious problem."
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"Bitch-ass bitch."
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"See you."
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"My name is in this book."
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""Shane: A feeling of guilt.""
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"Was I an accident?"
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"Who can remember?"
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"Honestly, I was hammered."
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"-Should get to pick your own name. -At what age?"
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"If I'd given you that freedom at 3..."
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"...your name would be Count Chocula Botwin."
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"You notice anything different?"
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"About my hand."
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"Yeah. He said he was gonna ask you."
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"He told you?"
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"We had an hombre-to-hombre talk."
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"Mucho respect. I'm cool."
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"You're cool? And you're guzzling coffee?"
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"Ignacio says it puts hair on your chest."
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"Right."
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"Spinach gives you instant muscles and an anchor tattoo."
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"-Time for summer school. -Yes."
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"Did Esteban tell everybody?"
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"Everybody except for Andy."
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"You might wanna take care of that one yourself."
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"You wanna buy a Fresca with a credit card?"
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"Estupidez, but es on the quiz."
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"School doesn't teach nothing useful."
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"-Okay. -Okay."
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"Lesson number one."
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"Common business transaction."
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"Repeat after me."
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"What does that mean?"
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"That means, "Pay up, motherfucker, or I crack your head with an ice pick.""
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"-Nice. -All-purpose."
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"Can we ditch school?"
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"-We don't need no stinking school. -Yeah."
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"What's up?"
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"My score, that's what."
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"Three hundred and twelve thousand and counting."
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"Look out, Abner Ashman. Coming to get you."
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"Who's Abner Ashman?"
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"Guy from Queens. Holds the record Ms. Pac-Man high score."
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"I'm only behind him, like, 600,000 points, give or take."
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"-Look out. -Silas."
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"I know I got a ways to go. I'm in this for the long haul."
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"It just-- It feels right, you know?"
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"She gets me. We're in sync."
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"No words, just a gentle touch of my hand."
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"I move left, she moves left."
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"I move right, she moves right."
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"Should I be worried here?"
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"Yes! Power pellet."
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"Die, Inky. Die, Blinky."
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"Come here, Sue, you filthy little ghost whore."
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"I'm worried here."
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"Don't worry about me, worry about you."
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