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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Crazy Train (S07E07)

"You know, if you're into it,"
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"I think I could show you a few things."
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"(loudly) Uh... it's a little loud in here."
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"Maybe we should go somewhere more quiet."
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"Sure."
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"Really?"
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"Trains."
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"(indistinct conversations)"
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"You're so serious. (chuckles)"
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"I want to make sure I capture your beauty."
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"Can I see yet?"
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"I hope you like it."
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"Oh!"
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"So, he's not an artist."
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"Who cares? (chuckles)"
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"(up-tempo fiddle music playing)"
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"(loud, indistinct conversations)"
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"People in first class think they have it made"
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"with their early boarding"
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"and their slightly cleaner seats."
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"But they don't know what living is."
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"(rhythmic clapping)"
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"I'll take a long line for the bathroom"
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"if that bathroom is in heaven."
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"(music stops)"
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"I'm so glad you came back here."
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"Me, too."
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"This feels weird."
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"Do you have a compartment?"
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"I do, but how will you get up there?"
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"I'll find a way. I promise."
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"Oh, by the way, I'm in compartment 18B,"
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"as in, "Boy, are you cute.""
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"(giggles awkwardly)"
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"Idiot. Just keep walking."
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"Got it. ♪ I have a signal ♪"
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"Oh, good. Guys, guys, guys, come on."
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"The only signal we need is this."
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"My kids in the back -- They don't hate Dede."
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"They're preparing a roast for the wedding."
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"That's how our family shows love."
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"You'll get a taste of it at the reception."
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"What are you, Italian?"
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"We'll do a whole thing,"
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"unless you shoot the place up first."
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"Oh. See? That kind of stuff."
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"Jay Pritchett, I am going to strangle you!"
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"I don't know why you're pretending"
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"that you don't know me,"
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"but I'm sure it's for some stupid and selfish reason!"
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"She really is your wife?"
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"For now."
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"Pretty soon, you're gonna be getting on a train"
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"to my next wedding."
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"You're driving me insane."
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"Oh, I see what's going on. Don't listen to her."
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"Dede's not crazy. You are."
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"Sure. That works."
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"Who are you?"
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"Oh, I'm Carl. Uh, my father's marrying Dede."
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"Yes, he is, and let's celebrate. Drinks on me."
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"(chuckles) What the heck. And, again, I'm sorry"
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"to have worried you guys about Dede."
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"Oh, please. It's not like Carl's father"
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"is such a prize. (chuckles) (chuckles nervously)"
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"What? He snapped and burned your mom's house down."
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"(chuckles nervously) She's kidding."
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"Uh, we're doing a roast, too."
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"Yeah, right. Your mother was almost a roast."
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"We needed to prove that the crime was feasible,"
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"so I would play the role of engineer/murderer."
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"And I would play the role of everyone else."
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"When my hometown theater's production of "Robin Hood""
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"was lacking a leading lady, I stepped into the role"
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"of Maid Marian in addition to playing the Friar."
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"Tuck? Didn't have to."
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"The costume hid it quite nicely."
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"Sunday dinner!"
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"What?!"
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"The Turkish ambassador's bodyguard"
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"was instructed to neutralize anyone"
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"who looks suspicious."
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"Ustten!"
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"What?"
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"It's Turkish for "from the top.""
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"I have a lot of downtime while you're resetting."
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"Oh."
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"Woof!"
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"Did you forget Count Maxim du Vernay"
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"brought his service shar-pei?"
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"If I'm being honest, I skimmed that part."
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"Again!"
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"(knock on door)"
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"Hi. You ready for me?"
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"I believe I've Googled everything I need to know."
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"(exhales sharply)"
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"So, let's get started."
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"This is California."
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"Lake Superior is here, all the way across --"
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"Are you trying to take off my shoe?"
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"I thought you wanted to show me things."
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"I do."
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"I'm a geography teacher, and, boy, do you need one."
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"If her new husband is an arsonist,"
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"you guys have to tell her."
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"Everybody, calm down. The guy burned down one house."
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"He's not in jail, so he's got the government's A-okay."
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"I recently discovered I have some issues with Mom,"
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"but I love her."
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"I don't want her to wake up in a burning house"
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"just so you don't have to pay alimony."
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"I love Mom, too... usually."
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"But if this wedding doesn't happen,"
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"you know where she's gonna end up in 10 years --"
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"su casa or...my...casa."
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"Besides, the first wife obviously drove the guy nuts."
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"How do we know your mother's gonna --"
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"Oh, geez."
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"Cindy: Luke, you're such a quick learner."
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