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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Crazy Train (S07E07)

"Hey, thank you. Here's an Andrew Jackson."
Modern Family (2009)
"Make a clean set of sheets happen,"
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"I'll introduce you to his twin brother."
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"(chuckles)"
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"You don't have to do the banter, but what's it cost me?"
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"Manny, it was a great idea to come on the train."
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"Rail is the last bastion of respectable travel"
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"now that every airport has become a sweat-pant convention."
Modern Family (2009)
"We are all traveling to Portland"
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"because Jay's ex-wife, Dede, is getting remarried."
Modern Family (2009)
"We're so happy. For us."
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"It means the end of those damn alimony payments,"
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"so I'm gonna make sure Dede goes through with it."
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"It'll be, "I do," "I do," "I'm done.""
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"(bell dinging)"
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"How much choice action"
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"are we gonna get on this trip?"
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"I'm managing my expectations."
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"Don't you know anything about trains?"
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"Chicks go crazy."
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"The vibrations get them all worked up."
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"Also, they're trapped, which is nice."
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"Hey. We're just gonna go bang out"
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"this toast for Mom. Yeah. Shouldn't have waited till the last minute."
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"It'll be a nice distraction from your motion sickness."
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"It's good, as long as I'm not facing backwards"
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"when the train is -- Oh, God, no."
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"Lead me."
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"All right, I got it."
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"There you go. Fixed point. Mm-hmm."
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"♪♪"
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"Oh, my God, it can't be."
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"What? No, it's not a bald spot."
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"I slept on it funny last night."
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"No. The guy two rows back."
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"Oh, my... That's Simon Ha--"
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"Hastings. Oh, my --"
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"You're a fan of his, too?"
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"Oh, my -- He's my favorite author. Don't tell Mitchell,"
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"but I was so engrossed in his last book,"
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"I didn't feed Lily for a day and a half."
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"Wait a second."
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"Simon Hastings is the genius behind"
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"the Silverton mystery novels."
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""Dismembers Only.""
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""A Death of Fresh Air.""
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"The world has been waiting"
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"for the final book of the trilogy"
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"for almost, what, 10 years?"
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"I missed it so much, I took a stab at writing fan fiction."
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"What?"
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"I put Silverton in the harrowing world of real estate"
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"with "Open House, Closed Casket.""
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"(gasps)"
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"Goose bumps."
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"Hey! Hey!"
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"We hate to bother you, but you are our favorite author."
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"Gentlemen, the words are all out there."
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"I just arrange them in a financially rewarding way."
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"(laughs) Droll is what that is. Droll. Classic Hastings."
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"That by any chance isn't the --"
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"the next Silverton novel, is it?"
Modern Family (2009)
"You mean "Locomotive for Murder"?"
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"Crackerjack."
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"It's not even out yet, and I'm sad about finishing it."
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"Well, I hope you won't be disappointed."
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"Lovely to meet you."
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"What's your process?"
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"Are the characters just speaking through you?"
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"How important is plot?"
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"Here's an idea -- how would you two like"
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"to sit quietly and read the first chapter?"
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"Oh... What?"
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"...my... What?"
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"...God. What?"
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"(laughs) Rest assured."
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"Your treasure is in good hands."
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"We are also members of the artistic community."
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"Clown. Magician."
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"(chuckles)"
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"Ugh."
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"Nope."
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"What? We're on a train,"
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"and I'm embracing a romantic style of travel."
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"I get it, and I love it."
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"Wonderful Victorian tea hat."
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"Thank you. Top-notch travel derby."
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"Ma'am. See you at high tea."
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"He acts like someone with low "T." Ah."
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"Ugh, I forgot my magazines when I was buying gum."
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"Oh, it's hard to do two things at once."
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"(sighs) You got an extra book?"
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"Well, I'm re-reading "Jane Eyre,""
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"but I've got "Anna Karenina" on deck."
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"What you got?"
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""Hurricane Harriet." It's mostly pictures."
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"Sold. Move over."
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"So, what's Harriet's deal?"
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"She's a ditzy girl who causes problems for everyone,"
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"but never realizes it."
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"Doesn't sound very realistic."
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"Ah, do you guys know where the bathroom is?"
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"Oh, back there."
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"Isn't it that way?"
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"Doesn't matter."
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"(indistinct conversations)"
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"First-class ticket, please."
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"I just came looking for the bathroom."
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"My ticket is in my seat."
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"Do you have any idea how many times a day I hear that?"
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"Just go back where you came from."
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"Go back where I came from?"
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"(chuckling) Okay."
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"I see how it is."
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"(shouting in Spanish)"
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"So, Harriet just sent those people"
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"right into a bear cave?"
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"She never knows what she's doing."
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"(laughs) What an idiot."
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"Excuse me."
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