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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Crazy Train (S07E07)

"Luke: Thanks. I had no idea that was there."
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"(sighs) Alex: Come in."
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"Is that you? Uh-huh."
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"I'll be out in a second."
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"This is so naughty."
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"I was going to see Alex and let her down easy."
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"I mean, she's family. It's taboo."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I shouldn't be judgy, especially when, you know, trains."
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"Ooh. Dark. I like it."
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"(both scream)"
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"I-I was going to let you down!"
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"You sure did!"
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"Well, your hat was garish."
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"Excuse me."
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"Have any of you guys seen the guy"
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"I was dancing with earlier?"
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"So, it turns out James got off right after I left him."
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"On a possibly unrelated note, my wallet is gone."
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"Trains."
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"Mr. Hastings, we did it."
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"We made it to the caboose and back without being seen."
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"Your book works."
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"I can't believe it. Are you sure?"
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"Yes! Yes."
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"It's a combination of slithering, clever disguise,"
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"and not to write the book for you,"
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"but it would help if the Count had a wooden hand."
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"Well, I was sort of in that area anyway."
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"A thousand thank-yous."
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"(chuckles) Silverton lives!"
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"(laughs) Yay!"
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"Hi. Oh, you guys are doing that book thing, right?"
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"Yeah. Well, I don't know if this helps at all,"
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"but I was just talking to the engineer."
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"It turns out he can't leave the controls"
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"because of what's called a dead man's switch."
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"If he takes his foot off of it, the whole train stops."
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"Anyway, you're welcome."
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"If the engineer can't leave the controls, then..."
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"He can't commit the murder. It's over."
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"Hastings, we are so sorry."
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"(groans) It's time to rid myself"
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"of this 500-hundred page stain."
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"Wait! No! No, no, no, no!"
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"Open, damn you! No, no!"
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"Wait! Wait!"
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"Is that the back of the train?"
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"(train whistle blows)"
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"Yep. This is the famous horseshoe turn."
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"Only two of them in the continental United States,"
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"one of which is here in California,"
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"which is in North America."
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"Sadly, I know all of this now. That's it."
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"The engineer -- He never has to leave the controls."
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"He waits for the horseshoe turn."
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"Then he plugs the Earl in the caboose. I heard it."
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"This is brilliant!"
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"I can't believe you two clowns have saved my book."
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"Actually, it's just one clown."
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"One magician."
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"(tablet dings) Hey, Mom! Hi! Hi, Mom!"
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"Well, hello, original family."
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"Dede, we have something we have to tell you."
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"Now, I know there's a delicate way to say this."
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"Just can't think of it."
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"Your fiancé's a pyro."
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"He burnt down his ex-wife's house."
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"It's just like you three to try to ruin my big day."
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"Mom, we just thought you should know."
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"Jerry told me everything."
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"Trust me. She had it coming."
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"The woman's "cah-razy.""
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"So, you're okay he's a firebug?"
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"He's passionate, Jay."
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"He knows how to express his feelings, unlike you."
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"Maybe if you had burned our house down,"
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"we'd still be together."
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"My mistake. You're right, Dede."
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"Great, Mom. See you at the wedding. Bye."
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"Claire, you're not mad at me"
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"about your seating arrangements? Why? Where am I sitting?"
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"Mitchell, tell her. Got to run."
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"(tablet beeps)"
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"You're not sitting at the family table."
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"Hello!"
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"Phil sent me his Silverton fan fiction,"
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""Open House, Closed Casket.""
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""He looked up at the pristine crown molding"
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"in the great room and felt the breeze"
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"of the recently updated central air."
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"'Mrs. Coruthers, just as this desirable corner lot"
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"was split in half, so, too, is Mr. Coruthers.'"
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"The widow gasped and steadied herself"
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"on the granite kitchen island, a fitting metaphor"
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"for how alone she felt, despite being walking distance"
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"to a vibrant shopping district and wonderful schools.""
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"I've been avoiding him for the last two weeks."
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"(telephone rings) Don't answer that!"
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