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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Crazy Train (S07E07)

"Luke, she's a little old."
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"Hey, Jennifer Lopez is like 90."
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"Doesn't mean I don't pretend she's my pillow"
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"every now and then."
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"How does he have prospects?"
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"If it makes you feel any better,"
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"that one's got a big crush on you."
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"Manny: I guess I shouldn't have been surprised."
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"I've always sensed a little heat from Alex."
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"A woman doesn't compliment a man on his hat"
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"unless she wants to get into his blazer."
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"Hey."
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"Peace offering? Thank you."
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"Look, I'm sorry I told you"
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"that Mom picked me for the toast and not you."
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"It's just that... I've always had"
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"a special relationship with her."
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"Sure, like the one between a witch and her flying monkey."
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"Don't do that. Don't use "The Wizard of Oz" against m."
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"Mom manipulates you."
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"She uses you against the rest of us."
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"I have no idea what you're talking about."
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"Oh, God, if only I could think of an example."
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"Oh, wait, here's one of 30."
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"She blew off Alex's graduation, but she didn't tell us."
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"She made you do it so we would all dump on you instead of her."
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"And now she bans me from giving a toast,"
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"and we're fighting about it."
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"Come on. She's using you like a human shield."
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"Does that seem like a healthy relationship?"
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"(sighs)"
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"Why don't you give that some thought"
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"while you're getting me a refill?"
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"When did you even drink that?"
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"You've been talking the whole time."
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"Fine. I don't get anything."
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"No... Hey, pal."
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"Before you call your dad, what I was saying about Dede"
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"was me just covering up because I lost"
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"the greatest, most stable person I've ever known."
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"But you seemed so angry."
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"It's because I can't get over her."
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"I've tried everything -- therapy, pills, electricity."
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"[voice breaking) I'm sorry. It's just that"
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"I miss her so much."
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"I-I'm gonna see the luckiest man in the world"
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"marry the most wonderful woman in the world, and I have nobody."
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"Excuse me, sir."
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"This woman says she's your wife."
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"Never seen her before."
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"(shouting in Spanish)"
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"But here's someone I do know -- my son, Mitchell."
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"Mitchell and Dede are great pals."
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"Tell these lovely folks about your mother."
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"She's a scheming dragon woman"
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"hell-bent on destroying everyone around her."
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"You pick today to realize that?!"
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"You're welcome. I finally got him to see Mom"
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"for who she really is -- a nasty, old nutjob."
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"But she's someone else's problem now, huh?"
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"Mm-hmm. Wait a minute. You know what?"
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"I don't know these people, either."
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"Let's go. Excuse me. (sighs)"
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"Pardon us."
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"Hi. I'm Haley."
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"Pleasure. I'm a massive fraud."
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"Sounds like you need a drink."
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"I'm not sure that's a good idea."
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"I used to have something of a --"
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"Oh, come on. I feel weird drinking alone."
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"I don't. I just wanted him to pay."
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"The last time I was this bladdered,"
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"I parked my fist right in Salman Rushdie's smug gob."
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"(chuckles)"
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"Do you know Adele? Oh."
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"-There he is. -Hey. Just checking in. Hi."
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"Ooh, celebrating solving your problem?"
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"After 10 years of paralyzing writer's block,"
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"I at last felt that I was drinking"
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"directly from the teat of the muse."
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"But she was no muse. She was a succubus."
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"Such a gift for language."
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"At the next stop, I'm going to burn this book."
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"That is bad-ass. No! What?"
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"Yes. It will be the last act of my career."
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"Well, not counting the panel discussion in Portland."
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"It would be rude to cancel."
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"There's a wine-and-cheese reception."
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"You have to finish."
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"What if we proved it could happen?"
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"Maybe there's another way for the murderer"
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"to get to the caboose and back."
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"I've filled the train with characters"
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"who cannot know that the engineer has left his post."
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"(brakes squealing) It's hopeless!"
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"Wait. Did we just stop?"
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"No. I don't think so. No. Mnh-mnh."
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"(imitates train chugging)"
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"(imitates train whistle blowing)"
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"Look how beautiful California is."
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"The best part about taking the train,"
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"as I often do for my work with, uh, the children,"
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"has got to be the scenery."
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"Yeah? What's your favorite spot?"
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"Well, I'd have to say the spot where, uh..."
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"the Rio Grande pours into Lake Superior."
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"Huh. I don't think I've seen that."
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"Can you excuse me for just a pinch?"
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"Sure."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Getting swollen 'cause that's how you close."
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"(grunts) Oh, by the way,"
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"if you see a tie on our door, Luke's starting to score."
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"It's a little hard to root for you right now."
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"So, where were we?"
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"Is this your first time seeing the Central Coast, Big Sur?"
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"No, it's not, little miss. (chuckles)"
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"I can't wait to watch the sunset over the Andes tonight."
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"Not like my view right now isn't fantastic."
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"You're cute. (exhales sharply)"
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