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Clips from The PJs (1999) - U Go Kart (S01E01)

"Good idea."
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"We'll find the guilty party,"
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"even if we have to plant the evidence ourselves."
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"But I wanna find the real guilty party."
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"Do you wanna follow police procedure or not?"
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"Last night, about 8:15,"
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"I heard an ungodly howl."
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"Like the hounds of hell."
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"Then I heard something that frightened me."
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"Can you describe it?"
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"Well..."
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"(GROANS IN PAIN)"
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"That's it. That's the sound."
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"(STAMMERS) Ouchy-wowchy."
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"Well, I heard the crash of some garbage cans,"
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"so I looked out my window and saw"
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"this fat, ugly, excuse for a..."
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"I was there on official business."
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"A possum had gotten into the garbage"
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"and I had to pick it all up."
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"And what time was that, Mrs. Avery?"
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"Well, I'd just finished my 5:00 bowel movement,"
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"so I'd say it was between 8:10 and 8:15."
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"I'm very regular."
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"I pride myself on that."
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"Mrs. Avery, you are a sweet-talker."
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"So Thurgood, you were out there at 8:15,"
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"and that's about the same time Haiti Lady heard that howl."
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"You know what that means?"
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"It means you... No!"
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"Just missed the perp. Yes!"
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"Are you sure you didn't see anything, Super?"
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"Because it seems kind of weird that..."
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"Uh, who wants some ice-cream?"
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"Yeah, let's get some ice-cream."
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"Let's look at the evidence."
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"(SLURPS ICE-CREAM)"
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"(GASPS)"
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"I know this is telling me something."
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"No, you crazy. This isn't saying who did it."
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"Uh! What the..."
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"(WHISTLING)"
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"All right. Trap's closing, Thurgood."
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"There's only two things you can do."
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"Confess the truth, or pin the blame on somebody else."
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"It's the hardest decision I ever had to make."
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"Who should I pin the blame on?"
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"I need to find the perfect scapegoat."
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"Who is the most believable?"
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"The Canadians?"
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"Why would the Canadians want to steal my go-kart?"
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"What are you so surprised about?"
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"Don't you remember the Alamo?"
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"I don't know."
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"Look, I was just as shocked as you."
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"But it's all spelled out here in this incriminating note,"
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"I found right here in the courtyard..."
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"earlier."
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"And I forgot to tell you."
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""Thieves to-do list. One. Sneak into les projects.""
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""Two. Steal Calvin's go-kart.""
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""Three. Return to Canadia?""
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""Four. Buy eggs for Muriel.""
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"(STAMMERING) Must be some kind of code."
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"Or not."
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"Well either way, it's obviously an outside job."
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"That's exactly what someone would like you to think."
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"And that someone is... Now, Walter."
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"Before you say anything... Juicy Hudson."
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"Huh? Me? I didn't do anything."
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"Then how do you explain that the note"
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"was written on your stationery?"
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"But I didn't... Yeah, he didn't."
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"Is this true, Juicy?"
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"Is that your stationery?"
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"(STAMMERS) Well, it was..."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"But you're my best friend."
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"We're like brothers."
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"We've seen each other's dinks!"
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"I am such a horse's dink."
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"I can't believe him."
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"So guilty he can't even look me in the eye."
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"Hi, Calvin."
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"How can he look at me?"
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"All right, Calvin. We'll take it from here."
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"Okay, Thurgood. It's up to us"
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"to sweat a confession out of the boy."
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"Now there's a sensitive spot on the human throat"
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"that we refer to as the "truth center.""
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"And when pressure is applied..."
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"Walter! Okay, okay."
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"Then I'm left with only one choice."
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"I didn't wanna do this, but..."
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"(WHIMPERS) What are you gonna do with that?"
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"I'm gonna eat it until you confess."
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"But I told you."
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"I didn't steal the go-kart."
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"And I don't know anything about that note."
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"Mmm, mmm, mmm!"
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"You monster!"
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"Stop it, Walter. That's enough!"
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"Mmm! Peanutty good."
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"You know I can keep this up all night."
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"It's movie-size."
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"(PANTING) Okay. Okay, I did it!"
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"It's my fault. No, it's not."
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"I took the go-kart for a spin after dinner."
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"And I forgot to lock it up."
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"But I didn't steal it. I swear."
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"(SIGHS) Oh, Juicy, no."
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"And this little piggy goes to juvie."
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"Don't you, little piggy?"
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"(CRYING)"
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"(GROANS)"
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"See what I did this time, Calvin?"
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"The steering wheel pops off, so we don't have to cut Juicy out again."
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"That's great."
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