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Clips from The PJs (1999) - U Go Kart (S01E01)

"Except Juicy ain't setting his fat foot in this go-kart."
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"Let him use the one he stole."
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"Now Calvin, he never said that he stole it."
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"Well, if he lied about taking it in the first place,"
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"how do we know he's not lying now?"
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"Calvin, lying's not always that bad, you know? Like..."
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"Like when the time my mom told me"
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"that my uncle who raised me was really my father."
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"She was just trying to spare my feelings."
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"If only Juicy had told me the truth,"
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"I might be able to forgive him."
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"How could someone work side by side with you,"
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"look you right in the face, and just lie?"
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"I have no idea."
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"Look, I know you're mad at Juicy now,"
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"but you two got all the time in the world"
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"to patch things up."
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"Oh, Thurgood, you're just in time to say goodbye"
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"to Juicy forever. What?"
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"He's going off to military school."
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"They're gonna shave his head, call him "maggot,""
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"and make him do push-ups in the mud."
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"Why does everything happen to me?"
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"Hi, Calvin."
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"I guess you heard I'm gonna be a maggot."
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"My dad said it would be a way to build character"
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"and be a model of discipline like him."
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"Juicy!"
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"Your mother made you two dozen cookies to take with you!"
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"(MUNCHING) A dozen cookies!"
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"Mmm, oh, Lord. We'll send you some!"
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"So anyway, I'm sorry about what happened."
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"I wanna give you something."
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"My sign."
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"They're afraid I might hang myself with it. Hmm."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"(WHIMPERING)"
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"I gotta come clean."
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"Well, folks. Everybody."
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"I got something to say."
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"Everybody quiet down."
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"Thurgood's gonna say something stupid and I wanna hear."
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"Yeah, thanks a lot Bebe. Sit your ass down."
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"All right, now listen up! It's about the go-kart."
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"The go-kart, I remind you,"
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"that I built for two underprivileged boys."
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"Giving selfishly of my time,"
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"as I am won't to do from time to time."
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"For I believe that the children are our future..."
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"SMOKEY: Don't say another word."
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"I and my crack team..."
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"(WHISPERING)"
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"Of investigators have, at long last,"
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"solved the case of the bogarted go-kart."
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"(ALL GASP)"
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"Smokey, I was just gonna... Please. All right?"
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"I'll only be semi-lucid for a short period of time."
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"It was two nights ago."
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"I was closing up shop."
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"Excuse me, we closed."
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"That was when I heard the mysterious rattle."
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"What was it? My go-kart? Tell me!"
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"Maybe you should ask them!"
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"(ALL GASP)"
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"Okay, okay."
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"Bebe and I went out walking."
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"We saw the go-kart."
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"We couldn't resist."
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"BEBE: We were just trying some place different."
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"You know, to spice it up."
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"JIMMY: Okay, so we loosened a couple of nuts."
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"But we didn't take the go-kart."
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"It was still there when we left."
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"(EVERYBODY CHATTERING)"
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"Bebe, how could you do that?"
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"I'm double-jointed."
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"But that doesn't explain why the go-kart is missing."
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"Well, maybe Haiti Lady can."
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"(STAMMERS) (BOTH GASP)"
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"I'm going to Starbucks."
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"Iced chai latte, anyone?"
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"Not so fast, Haiti Lady,"
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"if that is your real name."
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"Of course that's not my real name."
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"I tell you people every day. It's Garcelle."
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"A-ha! I see you changed your name."
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"Care to change your story?"
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"Okay, okay, I took the go-kart."
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"But only to hell and back."
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"So the rattling was the bones of the eternally damned?"
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"Possibly."
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"What do you think, Mrs. Avery?"
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"(ALL GASPING)"
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"Mmm-mmm..."
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"SMOKEY: Of course you can't talk."
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"Because you're Mrs. Avery, old lady, denture wearer."
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"I don't wear dentures."
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"I don't know what you talking about."
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"What?"
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"All right, you got me."
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"But I ain't going down alone. I'm taking others with me."
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"And there were plenty of others."
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"(ALL WHOOPING)"
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"(ALL GRUNTING)"
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"Mr. Burkett, how could you?"
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"You are in charge of the investigation."
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"I know, and I'm happy to announce"
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"we're this close to cracking it."
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"But you did it! Now, now."
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"We all put the go-kart right back where we found it."
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"Nobody got hurt."
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"You people should be ashamed."
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"Wait. There is another."
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"Yes, there is. Yes, there is."
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"Muriel?"
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"It was such a lovely night for a drive,"
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"I just took it for an itsy little spin."
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"(WHOOPS)"
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"All right."
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"I may have snapped the MacPherson struts,"
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