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Clips from The PJs (1999) - U Go Kart (S01E01)

"NARRATOR: Once upon a time in the projects."
The PJs (1999)
"(COMPLAINING)"
The PJs (1999)
"(WHISPERING) Slow. Quiet, dead quiet. Quiet. Good."
The PJs (1999)
"(MUMBLING)"
The PJs (1999)
"(COINS CLINKING)"
The PJs (1999)
"(COIN DROPS) (EXCLAIMS)"
The PJs (1999)
"(GROANING)"
The PJs (1999)
"Whew!"
The PJs (1999)
"(COINS CLINKING LOUDLY)"
The PJs (1999)
"(EXCLAIMS)"
The PJs (1999)
"What?"
The PJs (1999)
"It's 5:00 in the morning!"
The PJs (1999)
"Oh, no, not... Yup! Junk day!"
The PJs (1999)
"The day the new truckloads come to the junkyard!"
The PJs (1999)
"I gotta go get down there early"
The PJs (1999)
"before the homeless take everything."
The PJs (1999)
"Those people are greedy!"
The PJs (1999)
"Thurgood, try not to go crazy today."
The PJs (1999)
"We have enough junk already."
The PJs (1999)
"Hey, if I had that attitude"
The PJs (1999)
"I never would've found you a 20th anniversary gift."
The PJs (1999)
"(MUSIC PLAYING)"
The PJs (1999)
"Come on, Sup, let's go!"
The PJs (1999)
"Hey, it's my little junkies."
The PJs (1999)
"Y'all ready to go score some junk?"
The PJs (1999)
"Yup, I got the rat bat."
The PJs (1999)
"And I got the snake rake!"
The PJs (1999)
"All right, then a-dumping we will go!"
The PJs (1999)
"Hey, look what I found!"
The PJs (1999)
"Is this good?"
The PJs (1999)
"Juicy, I said "junk," not "crap.""
The PJs (1999)
"Hey, Calvin, put those books down."
The PJs (1999)
"If somebody threw them out, they're not worth reading."
The PJs (1999)
"Hey, look! I'm a ninja!"
The PJs (1999)
"Juicy, put those down before you get lockjaw."
The PJs (1999)
"On second thought, knock yourself out."
The PJs (1999)
"CALVIN: Hey, Juicy."
The PJs (1999)
"Look at this. Wouldn't it make a cool go-kart?"
The PJs (1999)
"Uh-uh. I don't sit where I eat."
The PJs (1999)
"Now, you boys know better than to play in that"
The PJs (1999)
"abandoned refrigerator. It's dangerous."
The PJs (1999)
"Play in this abandoned water heater."
The PJs (1999)
"Yeah, now this is a go-kart here."
The PJs (1999)
"Ooh. Just line it with asbestos,"
The PJs (1999)
"strap on some aerosol cans on the back,"
The PJs (1999)
"light 'em up, you got yourself a Batmobile!"
The PJs (1999)
"Boy, she's a beauty, ain't she?"
The PJs (1999)
"Driver's side trash bag, rope and pinion steering..."
The PJs (1999)
"JUICY: And really cool stickers!"
The PJs (1999)
"Hey, Super, what are we gonna name her?"
The PJs (1999)
"I know. How about LeBaron?"
The PJs (1999)
"Or Tercel."
The PJs (1999)
"No, no, no. You don't go giving cars people names."
The PJs (1999)
"You gotta give it a name that says class,"
The PJs (1999)
"that says something about... About you!"
The PJs (1999)
"(THURGOOD HUMMING)"
The PJs (1999)
"Okay, now before you kids can ride in this,"
The PJs (1999)
"we gotta make sure it's safe for people."
The PJs (1999)
"Okay, Smokey, you up."
The PJs (1999)
"(LAUGHS)"
The PJs (1999)
"I'm a crack test dummy."
The PJs (1999)
"That's crash test dummy, dummy."
The PJs (1999)
"Oh. Oh. Okay, but let's hurry"
The PJs (1999)
"before my right stuff wear off."
The PJs (1999)
"All right. Are you ready, Smokey?"
The PJs (1999)
"Ready!"
The PJs (1999)
"(GRUNTS) Ya!"
The PJs (1999)
"(SCREAMING)"
The PJs (1999)
"(AIR WHOOSHING)"
The PJs (1999)
"Are we gonna do this, or what?"
The PJs (1999)
"My, she's yare!"
The PJs (1999)
"She's magnifico, Thurgood."
The PJs (1999)
"Yeah, she's beautiful. Aw!"
The PJs (1999)
"May be you can make something"
The PJs (1999)
"out of a hot water heater for us."
The PJs (1999)
"Sure. What would you like?"
The PJs (1999)
"A hot water heater."
The PJs (1999)
"(EXCLAIMS)"
The PJs (1999)
"Super, can we take it out now? Huh? Can we?"
The PJs (1999)
"Yeah. I wanna ride it while it still has that new kart smell."
The PJs (1999)
"Okay, but remember, if you take care of that go-kart"
The PJs (1999)
"it'll last you a long time."
The PJs (1999)
"You see this chain?"
The PJs (1999)
"Once it was an instrument of oppression to keep our people down."
The PJs (1999)
"But we can use it to keep those same people"
The PJs (1999)
"from stealing your go-kart."
The PJs (1999)
"Yeah! Mmm. Mmm-hmm!"
The PJs (1999)
"Here's my license and registration, sir."
The PJs (1999)
"Get out of the car!"
The PJs (1999)
"Calvin! What are you boys doing?"
The PJs (1999)
"We're playing LAPD, Super."
The PJs (1999)
"You wanna play? Yeah."
The PJs (1999)
"You can tape him violating my constitutional rights."
The PJs (1999)
"(LAUGHS) No, no. You boys have fun."
The PJs (1999)
"But remember, it's getting near dinner."
The PJs (1999)
"Don't forget to lock her up."
The PJs (1999)
"BOTH: We won't!"
The PJs (1999)
"(CHOKING)"
The PJs (1999)
"(LAUGHING)"
The PJs (1999)
"Kids."
The PJs (1999)
"Why aren't you using the new"
The PJs (1999)
"junkyard microwave I brought you?"
The PJs (1999)
"Thurgood, it doesn't have a door."
The PJs (1999)
"Well, that don't stop you from using the bathroom!"
The PJs (1999)
"(BEEPS)"
The PJs (1999)
"(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)"
The PJs (1999)
"What? Look at..."
The PJs (1999)
"I can't believe those boys."
The PJs (1999)
"Now, how many times did I tell them to lock up their go-kart?"
The PJs (1999)
"Well, I'll teach them to take care of what they got."
The PJs (1999)
"Now how can the boys leave"
The PJs (1999)
"a beautiful vehicle like this unprotected?"
The PJs (1999)
"You know, I think this go-kart needs to be stolen by someone."
The PJs (1999)
"And like most crimes, I fit the description."
The PJs (1999)
"(GRUNTING)"
The PJs (1999)
"Hey, this is kind of fun."
The PJs (1999)
"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
The PJs (1999)
"(SCREAMING)"
The PJs (1999)
"Whoo! That was great!"
The PJs (1999)
"Man, that was sweet!"
The PJs (1999)
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