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Clips from I Heart Huckabees (2004)

"- but they chopped it to pieces. - [Phone Ringing]"
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"about power lines over the playground where my daughter goes to school."
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"- Brad moved the meeting. - He what?"
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"Call Orrin Spence and tell him that Brad is trying to hijack my coalition."
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"- Oh, you are pissing people off. - Oh, no, I'm not."
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"- Yeah, you really are. You're pissing people... - No, I'm not."
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"If my poems had gone out with the Shania mailing, it'd be a different story."
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"You know what? You're not leading this coalition anymore."
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"- I can't get 'em. - Can you just keep trying? Just keep trying."
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"Orrin Spence. Brad cannot do this to us, all right?"
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"- How can she get you out of the charter, man? - She can't!"
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"I'll describe it later to you if we could just..."
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"- Don't worry, Albert. We're gonna knock that meeting on its ass. - Copy these and get these out."
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"You're fighting suburban sprawl and this fellow, Brad Stand, and you have had a falling out."
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"Remember, I told you not to come by my work?"
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"Oh, yes, I remember. Now, tell me, did the coalition inspire the poetry?"
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"- Can we schedule a time when you can come by? - This thread of your..."
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"This has nothing to do with my coincidence. My coincidence has to do with an African man."
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"- Tommy, what is it? - I got a serious situation here."
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"- Tell me what's happening. - She wants to talk about my work situation."
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"- I want to know about my coincidences. - What's happening now?"
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"This is what's happening now. She's spying..."
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"- Talking about the blanket. - I don't want to do the blanket right now."
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"Wait a minute. Whoa. What's going on?"
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"I need facts, Bernard, to piece together a theory."
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"- She just dove into the back of Angela's car. - You gotta keep using the method."
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"That method works. Don't forget to use it, all right?"
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"Mmm. Mmm! Mm."
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"[Chattering]"
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"[Man] Jimbo, everything on this lawn goes."
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"Hey, don't do this."
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"- You don't need anyone. - That's not true. I need you guys."
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"If nothing matters, how can I matter?"
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"I don't know if nothingness matters or somethingness matters."
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"I'm trying to figure that out and I want you to help me."
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"Somethingness, nothingness. You know what?"
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"I-I-I... You figure it out. Let go! Let go of me!"
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"Okay, uh, hold on now. Tell me what happened. Okay?"
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"She won't stay and share this with me."
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"- T-Tell me what that is. - It's important to me. I see it so clearly."
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"- Yes, yes, yes. - Murderer. A murderer?"
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"- Calm down. - Two... killing Arabs in oil- producing dictatorships..."
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"where everybody is poor... that is cruelty and it's inhumane."
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"- Yeah. - Identity is an illusion..."
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"- Yeah. - Then everything is meaningless and it doesn't matter if you..."
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"- No. It... - That's got me very confused."
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"- What universe? - What universe? This. Tommy, come on."
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"Come on. There's dust and gas there."
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"- Yeah? - There's us over here..."
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"and good and bad luck in the middle."
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"- You sent it to me. - No, no. We would never give you this book."
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"- You didn't send this? - Caterine Vauban's full of shit. What is she doing here?"
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"God, she never leaves Paris. This is insane."
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"- This is a pretty good book. You should read this. - What?"
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"She says nothing's connected, doesn't matter what you do..."
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"where people do destructive things like it doesn't matter."
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"Tommy, Tommy, everything is connected and everything matters."
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"- Now, isn't that cool? Huh? - Yes."
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"- That's a cool thing, isn't it? - But..."
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"But what? You tell me where she contradicts that."
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"- Oh, right here. - Where? Where?"
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"- There... - Where?"
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""Less than 5% of the cosmos is composed of the same elements that compose human life.""
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"- You know... - There you go. That means we're all alone..."
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"and we're miserable and isolated."
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"Molly, if you... Listen. If you..."
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"If you leave him before he gets done dismantling..."
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"You know what? I'm done with the dismantling."
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"- You don't want to ask these questions? - No! I want to live my life!"
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"Look at this. Do you know where these come from?"
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"- Yeah, my closet. - Indonesia."
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"- The store. - Baby, this is the truth, okay?"
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"Little girls like you, they have to work in dark factories..."
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"where they go blind for $1.60 a month just to make Mommy her pretty shoes."
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"- Can you imagine that, Caitlin? - I don't want the children to work in factories!"
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"Don't listen, honey. Daddy is crazy."
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"Daddy's not crazy, baby. The world is crazy."
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"- It's important to ask questions. - [Caitlin] Don't let them go blind!"
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"Mommy doesn't ask 'cause Mommy doesn't care."
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"- Don't stop asking questions, baby. - Damn you!"
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"- "Less than 5% of the cosmos... - Give me the teddy!"
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"- What does that matter? - You should be asking these questions, Skip."
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"Guys, give him a break. His therapist is down here to help him out."
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"Excuse me. What did you call me?"
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"What the hell are you talking about?"
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"- [Laughter] - [Man] No, no, wait. This is really good."
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"- It's only four months old. - Wait. Wait. Listen. Listen. Listen to the master, all right?"
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"I'm with Shania. We're opening a megastore down by the loop."
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"Shania's there promoting her apparel, right?"
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"It's 4:00 and she's starving. So I order a ton of tuna fish sandwiches, no mayo."
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"- [Woman] Stop it! - [Laughter]"
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"Shania hates mayo, all right? And she can't eat chicken salad."
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"That's no joke, all right? We gave it to her once, she threw up in the limo."
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"- She's vomiting all over the limo. - The lady hates chicken salad."
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"So I bring out a bunch of tuna fish sandwiches. She still doesn't believe me."
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"I say, "Shania, I'm allergic to mayo.""
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"- Which, by the way, is a lie. - He loves mayo! He loves it."
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"Shania still doesn't believe me so I eat two of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it."
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"So she eats one and a half sandwiches. One and a half sandwiches..."
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"before she realizes... it's chicken salad."
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"- And she actually likes it. - She did not vomit."
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"Excuse me? Can I help you?"
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"Yes, I'm here for the Open Spaces meeting with Brad Stand."
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"Okay, well, then you are in the wrong area entirely. Come on."
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"- I'll show you where to go. - You're very, very helpful. Thanks a lot."
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"There's no reason for you to be up here. This is an executive private floor."
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"It's for... Come on. Let's pick it up. Heel to toe."
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"Unless you're an executive or an executive's assistant..."
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"or someone who is a..."
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"You're supposed to be on another floor. Security is very tight in this building."
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"Or at least I thought it was very tight in this building."
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"who gets off on the wrong floor."
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"And then people flitting about..."
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"[Sighs] Let me try that one more time."
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"Tops and mops. 50% off all women's shirts and hair products."
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"- I suck, Daryl. I really sucked. - You're doing great, Dawn."
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"- I can't do this. I can't do it. - Don't give me that face."
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"I don't know what's wrong with me."
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"Oh, there she is! You're one sneaky lady."
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"I was almost in the elevators. We're going now."
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