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Clips from I Heart Huckabees (2004)

Motherfucking cocksucker. Motherfucking shit fucker!

"Motherfucking cocksucker. Motherfucking shit fucker!"

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What am I doing? What am I doing?

"What am I doing? What am I doing?"

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Is anybody paying attention? Is it hopeless to try and change things?

"Is anybody paying attention? Is it hopeless to try and change things?"

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then nothing in this world makes any sense to me.

"then nothing in this world makes any sense to me."

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Maybe I should just fucking quit. Don't fucking quit.

"Maybe I should just fucking quit. Don't fucking quit."

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Fucker. Fuck! Shit!

"Fucker. Fuck! Shit!"

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I'm glad we saved a piece of this marsh.

"I'm glad we saved a piece of this marsh."

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We're going to save a lot more of this place.

"We're going to save a lot more of this place."

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To celebrate, I have a poem I'd like to read.

"To celebrate, I have a poem I'd like to read."

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"Nobody sits like this rock sits.

""Nobody sits like this rock sits."

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"You rock, rock. The rock just sits and is.

""You rock, rock. The rock just sits and is."

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You show us how to just sit here, and that's what we need."

"You show us how to just sit here, and that's what we need.""

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Hello. Albert Markovski. I have a 1:00 appointment.

"Hello. Albert Markovski. I have a 1:00 appointment."

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Why don't you just tell me what your situation is.

"Why don't you just tell me what your situation is."

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Look, I'm not really sure I know exactly what you guys do here, all right?

"Look, I'm not really sure I know exactly what you guys do here, all right?"

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Well, we, uh... We'll investigate and solve your case.

"Well, we, uh... We'll investigate and solve your case."

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- You'll spy? - Yes.

"- You'll spy? - Yes."

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- On me? - Yes.

"- On me? - Yes."

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- Will you be spying on me in the bathroom? - Yes.

"- Will you be spying on me in the bathroom? - Yes."

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- Why? - There's nothing too small.

"- Why? - There's nothing too small."

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If we might see you... you floss or masturbate...

"If we might see you... you floss or masturbate..."

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that could be the key to your entire reality.

"that could be the key to your entire reality."

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So we can figure out your situation and resolve your crisis.

"So we can figure out your situation and resolve your crisis."

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In addition, my associate will approach your case from a different angle.

"In addition, my associate will approach your case from a different angle."

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What do you mean a different angle? What does that mean?

"What do you mean a different angle? What does that mean?"

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Regarding your perception of reality. He'll tell you about that.

"Regarding your perception of reality. He'll tell you about that."

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The weird thing is I always have a jacket.

"The weird thing is I always have a jacket."

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- Brad Stand. - Hey.

"- Brad Stand. - Hey."

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- Kind of a coincidence. - Yes, exactly. My case is a coincidence.

"- Kind of a coincidence. - Yes, exactly. My case is a coincidence."

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- About the restaurant and the jacket? - No, no. That-That's...

"- About the restaurant and the jacket? - No, no. That-That's..."

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I'm talking about a big coincidence. It involves one man.

"I'm talking about a big coincidence. It involves one man."

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It's a three-parter. Okay. Ready?

"It's a three-parter. Okay. Ready?"

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I went to a place called Schottinger's photo archives.

"I went to a place called Schottinger's photo archives."

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In comes this tall African guy. He's like 18 years old or something.

"In comes this tall African guy. He's like 18 years old or something."

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He's an autograph hound. Kind of guy likes to get...

"He's an autograph hound. Kind of guy likes to get..."

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Two weeks later, I see the same African guy.

"Two weeks later, I see the same African guy."

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He's working as a doorman at my friend's building.

"He's working as a doorman at my friend's building."

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Oh, my God!

"Oh, my God!"

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- It's his girlfriend's. - What's her name?

"- It's his girlfriend's. - What's her name?"

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Uh, Kelly. Kelly Coulter. So, okay, that's two.

"Uh, Kelly. Kelly Coulter. So, okay, that's two."

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second time as the doorman.

"second time as the doorman."

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Third, I see this man, he's in a van at the mall.

"Third, I see this man, he's in a van at the mall."

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Yeah, he's back. You crazy bastard.

"Yeah, he's back. You crazy bastard."

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- They're not always meaningful. - Yeah, it's meaningful.

"- They're not always meaningful. - Yeah, it's meaningful."

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- Meaningful how? - That's what I want you to find out.

"- Meaningful how? - That's what I want you to find out."

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And about the whole thing. About the universe, you know? The big one.

"And about the whole thing. About the universe, you know? The big one."

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who claim they want to know the ultimate truth about reality.

"who claim they want to know the ultimate truth about reality."

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but this can be a very painful process full of surprises.

"but this can be a very painful process full of surprises."

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That's why most people prefer to remain on the surface of things.

"That's why most people prefer to remain on the surface of things."

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Take it easy. What do you say?

"Take it easy. What do you say?"

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I say don't give me the brush-off. Please.

"I say don't give me the brush-off. Please."

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- Have you ever transcended space and time? - Yes. No.

"- Have you ever transcended space and time? - Yes. No."

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I take it you don't make very much money, Mr. Markovski.

"I take it you don't make very much money, Mr. Markovski."

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Is that gonna be a problem? Are you expensive, what you do?

"Is that gonna be a problem? Are you expensive, what you do?"

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We have a sliding scale. Some of our clients pay $30 a week.

"We have a sliding scale. Some of our clients pay $30 a week."

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Some of our wealthy clients pay several thousand a week.

"Some of our wealthy clients pay several thousand a week."

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- Seventeen years, 352 cases. - [Laughs] That's crazy.

"- Seventeen years, 352 cases. - [Laughs] That's crazy."

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Yeah. If you come snooping around my office...

"Yeah. If you come snooping around my office..."

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I want you to meet my colleague.

"I want you to meet my colleague."

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- Bernard? - Uh-huh.

"- Bernard? - Uh-huh."

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- This is Mr. Markovski. - Hi.

"- This is Mr. Markovski. - Hi."

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- He's going to have to be pro bono. - Okay. Sounds good.

"- He's going to have to be pro bono. - Okay. Sounds good."

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Thank you very much for taking on my case.

"Thank you very much for taking on my case."

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- Oh, you're welcome. You're welcome. - Hold on.

"- Oh, you're welcome. You're welcome. - Hold on."

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- He hasn't signed a contract. - Let's do this and then we'll get to the contract.

"- He hasn't signed a contract. - Let's do this and then we'll get to the contract."

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- It's too much too soon. - It's always too much too soon. That's the nature of the beast.

"- It's too much too soon. - It's always too much too soon. That's the nature of the beast."

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- Come on. - We need to start with his specifics, Bernard.

"- Come on. - We need to start with his specifics, Bernard."

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We need to go past logic though. Come on. Let's go.

"We need to go past logic though. Come on. Let's go."

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- Give me a kiss. Come on. - Okay.

"- Give me a kiss. Come on. - Okay."

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Will you tell me where we're having dinner tonight?

"Will you tell me where we're having dinner tonight?"

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- Korean barbecue. - Really?

"- Korean barbecue. - Really?"

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Okay, let's get started.

"Okay, let's get started."

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Yes. Say this blanket represents all the matter and energy in the universe, okay?

"Yes. Say this blanket represents all the matter and energy in the universe, okay?"

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- What's outside this blanket? - More blankets. That's the point.

"- What's outside this blanket? - More blankets. That's the point."

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Let's just say that this is me, all right?

"Let's just say that this is me, all right?"

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Blah, blah, blah. And let's say over here, this is you.

"Blah, blah, blah. And let's say over here, this is you."

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Then over here, this is the Eiffel tower, right? It's Paris.

"Then over here, this is the Eiffel tower, right? It's Paris."

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And this is a war. And this is, uh, a museum.

"And this is a war. And this is, uh, a museum."

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But our everyday mind forgets this. We think everything is separate.

"But our everyday mind forgets this. We think everything is separate."

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Limited. I'm over here. You're over there. Which is true.

"Limited. I'm over here. You're over there. Which is true."

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But it's not the whole truth because we're all connected.

"But it's not the whole truth because we're all connected."

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Because we... are connected.

"Because we... are connected."

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- Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. - Okay?

"- Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. - Okay?"

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how to see the blanket truth all the time.

"how to see the blanket truth all the time."

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Right in the everyday stuff. And that's what this is for.

"Right in the everyday stuff. And that's what this is for."

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- Why? - Why what?

"- Why? - Why what?"

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Why do I need to learn how to see the blanket thing all the time in the everyday stuff?

"Why do I need to learn how to see the blanket thing all the time in the everyday stuff?"

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You wouldn't want to miss out on the big picture, would you?

"You wouldn't want to miss out on the big picture, would you?"

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- Uh-uh. - That's partly why you're here, right?

"- Uh-uh. - That's partly why you're here, right?"

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And this is it. I'm talking about it right now.

"And this is it. I'm talking about it right now."

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- But... it will help you. - [Zipper Unzipping]

"- But... it will help you. - [Zipper Unzipping]"

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because everything you could ever want or be, you already have and are.

"because everything you could ever want or be, you already have and are."

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- That sound pretty good? - That sounds very good.

"- That sound pretty good? - That sounds very good."

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- So, get in here? - Yeah.

"- So, get in here? - Yeah."

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You'll find out.

"You'll find out."

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The purpose of this suit, Mr. Markovski, is to help shut down...

"The purpose of this suit, Mr. Markovski, is to help shut down..."

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- that you think separates you from everything. - [Heart Beating]

"- that you think separates you from everything. - [Heart Beating]"

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This room, this street...

"This room, this street..."

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this town, this country, this economy...

"this town, this country, this economy..."

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Everything that you identify with.

"Everything that you identify with."

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Hey, man. How's it going? You're an asshole.

"Hey, man. How's it going? You're an asshole."

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We will fucking destroy you, deary.

"We will fucking destroy you, deary."

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- Brad Stand. - Hey, how are you?

"- Brad Stand. - Hey, how are you?"

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So what's the Open Spaces take on that?

"So what's the Open Spaces take on that?"

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Well, I think you guys can definitely rebuild in areas...

"Well, I think you guys can definitely rebuild in areas..."

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that are already run-down instead of tearing up new land.

"that are already run-down instead of tearing up new land."

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That's who we are at Open Spaces. We can't throw that away.

"That's who we are at Open Spaces. We can't throw that away."

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We're not asking you to throw that away. I'm not gonna bullshit you, right?

"We're not asking you to throw that away. I'm not gonna bullshit you, right?"

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Part of this is we took a beating in the press for all our growth.

"Part of this is we took a beating in the press for all our growth."

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Opening so many stores in such a short time.

"Opening so many stores in such a short time."

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is that gonna help the Huckabees image?

"is that gonna help the Huckabees image?"

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Yes. Does it help me? Yes.

"Yes. Does it help me? Yes."

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Eventually, but you have to practice at home. Okay?

"Eventually, but you have to practice at home. Okay?"

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You got a lot of layers in there, don't you? Huh? All right?

"You got a lot of layers in there, don't you? Huh? All right?"

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- Yeah. - Okay.

"- Yeah. - Okay."

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How am I supposed to practice at home? I don't have one of these.

"How am I supposed to practice at home? I don't have one of these."

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It doesn't matter. What you can do... It...

"It doesn't matter. What you can do... It..."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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Whatever you normally do.

"Whatever you normally do."

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I played in that tree when I was little. I thought we had a chance...

"I played in that tree when I was little. I thought we had a chance..."

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