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Clips from I Heart Huckabees (2004)

Let's move it along. There we go. I'll show you where you need to go.

"Let's move it along. There we go. I'll show you where you need to go."

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[Thinking] Moved my meeting to the Huckabees corporation.

"[Thinking] Moved my meeting to the Huckabees corporation."

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I saved this rock. I'm going to save this place.

"I saved this rock. I'm going to save this place."

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"Betrayed" by Albert Markovski.

""Betrayed" by Albert Markovski."

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Is it possible for anybody in this world to work together to make it better?

"Is it possible for anybody in this world to work together to make it better?"

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- [Vivian] Tell me about Brad. - [Man] Albert let him in, which was a mistake.

"- [Vivian] Tell me about Brad. - [Man] Albert let him in, which was a mistake."

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- Fuck! - [Angela] He has been enormously helpful...

"- Fuck! - [Angela] He has been enormously helpful..."

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[Man] He dropped Albert's poems from the benefit. And the mailing.

"[Man] He dropped Albert's poems from the benefit. And the mailing."

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[Vivian] Settle down. Someone tell me about the woods and the marsh.

"[Vivian] Settle down. Someone tell me about the woods and the marsh."

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[Angela] Mary Jane, this is your story. Why don't you do it?

"[Angela] Mary Jane, this is your story. Why don't you do it?"

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My great grandfather owned the woods and the marsh.

"My great grandfather owned the woods and the marsh."

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In perpetuity for the public.

"In perpetuity for the public."

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- So we're fighting it. - We are fighting it.

"- So we're fighting it. - We are fighting it."

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- We have to save the marsh. - Sorry I'm late, guys.

"- We have to save the marsh. - Sorry I'm late, guys."

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I got the photo of the wetlands right here!

"I got the photo of the wetlands right here!"

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It looks beautiful!

"It looks beautiful!"

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[Brad's Voice] Here's the marsh and woods we're going to save.

"[Brad's Voice] Here's the marsh and woods we're going to save."

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This photo says good times and peace.

"This photo says good times and peace."

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Let the beauty speak for itself.

"Let the beauty speak for itself."

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[Mary Jane] This is where the little jack-in-the-pulpits live.

"[Mary Jane] This is where the little jack-in-the-pulpits live."

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An image is always better. You've gotta reach people quick.

"An image is always better. You've gotta reach people quick."

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you introduce the marsh video, background story, animals, plants and stuff.

"you introduce the marsh video, background story, animals, plants and stuff."

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Angela, you speak. Marty speaks for Huckabees. I speak. Then Shania sings.

"Angela, you speak. Marty speaks for Huckabees. I speak. Then Shania sings."

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[Screaming]

"[Screaming]"

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Shania Twain entertains us.

"Shania Twain entertains us."

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- Hi, have we met? - No. Vivian Jaffe.

"- Hi, have we met? - No. Vivian Jaffe."

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- Brad Stand. - [Mary Jane] She's a perspective from...

"- Brad Stand. - [Mary Jane] She's a perspective from..."

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- Albert Markovski. - [Group Groaning]

"- Albert Markovski. - [Group Groaning]"

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- How are you connected? - Through an investigation.

"- How are you connected? - Through an investigation."

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I worry about that guy. He alienates people. What kind of investigation?

"I worry about that guy. He alienates people. What kind of investigation?"

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Existential. I'd like to ask a few questions if you don't mind.

"Existential. I'd like to ask a few questions if you don't mind."

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Actually we do. We do because we've got to meet, and we're a little late.

"Actually we do. We do because we've got to meet, and we're a little late."

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Sounds kind of interesting though. Have you got a card?

"Sounds kind of interesting though. Have you got a card?"

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- Yes. - I don't mean to give you a hard time.

"- Yes. - I don't mean to give you a hard time."

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Existential? Is that like a therapy?

"Existential? Is that like a therapy?"

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Okay, let's go, sneaky lady. Let's step it outside.

"Okay, let's go, sneaky lady. Let's step it outside."

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[Albert] I told you to stay away from my work situation!

"[Albert] I told you to stay away from my work situation!"

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To solve your coincidence, we have to put it into context. Brad Stand seems very important.

"To solve your coincidence, we have to put it into context. Brad Stand seems very important."

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and took the coalition in a different direction.

"and took the coalition in a different direction."

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- That's straight. - At Schottinger's photo archive where you met Mr. Nimieri...

"- That's straight. - At Schottinger's photo archive where you met Mr. Nimieri..."

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Who's Mr... Who's that?

"Who's Mr... Who's that?"

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- The African guy. - That's the African guy from my coincidence.

"- The African guy. - That's the African guy from my coincidence."

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- Did I say it was? - You did. You agree it wasn't?

"- Did I say it was? - You did. You agree it wasn't?"

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Sure. It wasn't my first time. Big deal.

"Sure. It wasn't my first time. Big deal."

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It was more like a regular thing with you. And you weren't finding a still of Bob Dylan.

"It was more like a regular thing with you. And you weren't finding a still of Bob Dylan."

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You were planting photos of yourself in the archive.

"You were planting photos of yourself in the archive."

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- What are you getting at? - Why would you do something like that?

"- What are you getting at? - Why would you do something like that?"

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To be noticed. Maybe urgently.

"To be noticed. Maybe urgently."

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- Maybe, yeah. - Uh-huh.

"- Maybe, yeah. - Uh-huh."

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How did that affect things with Brad at the coalition?

"How did that affect things with Brad at the coalition?"

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How did it affect things at the coalition? I don't know.

"How did it affect things at the coalition? I don't know."

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Because I wanted my poems to go out with the fund-raiser mailing. Brad didn't.

"Because I wanted my poems to go out with the fund-raiser mailing. Brad didn't."

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He was all obsessed with Shania and Pete Sampras.

"He was all obsessed with Shania and Pete Sampras."

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You planted photos of yourself and your poems at Schottinger's. Brad didn't respect you.

"You planted photos of yourself and your poems at Schottinger's. Brad didn't respect you."

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- Why is that? - I needed the sponsor to take my cause to another level.

"- Why is that? - I needed the sponsor to take my cause to another level."

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- Like we said. To be noticed. - This is absurd. Show me my folder.

"- Like we said. To be noticed. - This is absurd. Show me my folder."

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looking at old Jessica Lange bathing suit stills, why?

"looking at old Jessica Lange bathing suit stills, why?"

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That's only because Lange comes before Markovski.

"That's only because Lange comes before Markovski."

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I was putting my head shots under Markovski, and then "L" is right before it.

"I was putting my head shots under Markovski, and then "L" is right before it."

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- Albert, baby, come on. - What, is it a crime? Is it a crime to look at Lange?

"- Albert, baby, come on. - What, is it a crime? Is it a crime to look at Lange?"

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- [Vivian] Have you ever been in love? - What kind of question is that?

"- [Vivian] Have you ever been in love? - What kind of question is that?"

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because anything else would be too painful?

"because anything else would be too painful?"

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So am I, darling. So am I.

"So am I, darling. So am I."

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Oh, no, no. I'm not going in that thing. Every time I go in there...

"Oh, no, no. I'm not going in that thing. Every time I go in there..."

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it's all hating faces that I have to chop up with a machete.

"it's all hating faces that I have to chop up with a machete."

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And then they multiply. And we're going to address that right now.

"And then they multiply. And we're going to address that right now."

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I'm in your corner.

"I'm in your corner."

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Okay, Albert, I want you to melt your usual identity like you did before.

"Okay, Albert, I want you to melt your usual identity like you did before."

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- [Woman Laughing] - Stop looking at me.

"- [Woman Laughing] - Stop looking at me."

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Miss Huckabees. Dawn.

"Miss Huckabees. Dawn."

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That's the one. She loves poems. She loves forests, meadows, getting outside.

"That's the one. She loves poems. She loves forests, meadows, getting outside."

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We'll just throw the Jet Skis on the trailer and head to the mountains.

"We'll just throw the Jet Skis on the trailer and head to the mountains."

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Wait, you guys... You go with Miss Huckabees?

"Wait, you guys... You go with Miss Huckabees?"

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Good. Now put someone you respect in the tree.

"Good. Now put someone you respect in the tree."

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- Hey, dickweed. - [Albert] Still Brad Stand.

"- Hey, dickweed. - [Albert] Still Brad Stand."

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You know, someone who can understand things. Someone who can help you.

"You know, someone who can understand things. Someone who can help you."

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- Who's your guide? - Well, I use Magritte, a Belgian surrealist.

"- Who's your guide? - Well, I use Magritte, a Belgian surrealist."

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- I got someone. - Who is it?

"- I got someone. - Who is it?"

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Mrs. Schirmir. She was my high school English teacher. She helped me.

"Mrs. Schirmir. She was my high school English teacher. She helped me."

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- All right, good. - He pushed her out of the tree.

"- All right, good. - He pushed her out of the tree."

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Okay, Mrs. Schirmir has a vacuum cleaner, Albert, that sucks up fear.

"Okay, Mrs. Schirmir has a vacuum cleaner, Albert, that sucks up fear."

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He chopped her head off!

"He chopped her head off!"

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[Yelling]

"[Yelling]"

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Now, don't give up now. Didn't she vacuum a lot?

"Now, don't give up now. Didn't she vacuum a lot?"

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Okay, Albert. I can let you in on a couple of secrets.

"Okay, Albert. I can let you in on a couple of secrets."

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One, your mind is always occupied on something...

"One, your mind is always occupied on something..."

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So then there's just nothing?

"So then there's just nothing?"

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Three, there's no such thing as nothing.

"Three, there's no such thing as nothing."

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There is no remainder in the mathematics of infinity.

"There is no remainder in the mathematics of infinity."

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I thought I understood the blanket. Now I'm not sure.

"I thought I understood the blanket. Now I'm not sure."

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Flags and bags! Huckabees says, "Happy birthday, Mr. President."

"Flags and bags! Huckabees says, "Happy birthday, Mr. President.""

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50% off all knapsacks and pocketbooks.

"50% off all knapsacks and pocketbooks."

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Oh, say, can you see how good this looks?

"Oh, say, can you see how good this looks?"

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Let freedom ring. At Huckabees...

"Let freedom ring. At Huckabees..."

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"Huckabees cornucopia of stuff we all want.

""Huckabees cornucopia of stuff we all want."

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"But what happened to the gazelles? Were they squashed...

""But what happened to the gazelles? Were they squashed..."

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under the CD department?"

"under the CD department?""

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- Hey, Albert, how's it goin'? - What are you doing here, Brad?

"- Hey, Albert, how's it goin'? - What are you doing here, Brad?"

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He called with his own existential conundrum. That's all.

"He called with his own existential conundrum. That's all."

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- I'm really glad I found out about these people. - That's bullshit.

"- I'm really glad I found out about these people. - That's bullshit."

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- Dude, what're you talking about? - Why does he get to write poetry?

"- Dude, what're you talking about? - Why does he get to write poetry?"

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There's no gazelles in North America. Just so you know.

"There's no gazelles in North America. Just so you know."

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And that building squashing nature is my imagery. You don't write poetry.

"And that building squashing nature is my imagery. You don't write poetry."

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I asked Brad to write a poem.

"I asked Brad to write a poem."

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And it wasn't enough that you came to my coalition...

"And it wasn't enough that you came to my coalition..."

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now you have to come here and do... Okay, okay.

"now you have to come here and do... Okay, okay."

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[Bernard] All right, that's good.

"[Bernard] All right, that's good."

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We're the same, Brad. It's all the blanket.

"We're the same, Brad. It's all the blanket."

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There you go. Give it a shot.

"There you go. Give it a shot."

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- That is wonderful, Albert. - Oh, honey, he's got it.

"- That is wonderful, Albert. - Oh, honey, he's got it."

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How are things at the coalition, Brad?

"How are things at the coalition, Brad?"

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Great, I look forward to coming back and working with you.

"Great, I look forward to coming back and working with you."

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I don't think that's going to happen, my friend.

"I don't think that's going to happen, my friend."

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Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't want to cramp you here.

"Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't want to cramp you here."

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- What? - What? - What?

"- What? - What? - What?"

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You see what he's doing? Tell them what you're doing.

"You see what he's doing? Tell them what you're doing."

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- What? - He's come here to conquer you like he conquered my coalition.

"- What? - He's come here to conquer you like he conquered my coalition."

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- Oh, my God, Brad. You're killing me. - What are you talking about?

"- Oh, my God, Brad. You're killing me. - What are you talking about?"

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What am I talking... Okay, when Orrin comes, I'll blow it.

"What am I talking... Okay, when Orrin comes, I'll blow it."

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I'll get kicked out, and then he can do whatever he wants with the coalition.

"I'll get kicked out, and then he can do whatever he wants with the coalition."

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