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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Soulmates (S03E03)

"We are slimming down..."
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"Starting right here at City Hall."
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"Great idea. Keep 'em coming."
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"behind the Wal-Mart."
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"Liking the view."
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"Red meat can cause sluggishness,"
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"and you make that into a burger, instead of red meat."
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"Yeah, I'm not allowed there anymore."
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"So I asked Ben out to dinner, and he said no."
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"What? He seemed really into you."
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"You're awesome, and there's a million other guys out there."
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"Good girl."
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"- Do you want to come? - What is grain 'n simple?"
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"Much better."
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"and I like to sit on a bench in front of it."
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"Okay, what do you think of dogs?"
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"They're condescending."
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"Ah, Nirvana. Hey, guys."
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"No, I don't plan to buy anything here."
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"a discount-food outlet equidistant from my home"
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"Look at that thing."
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"Awesome."
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"Yeah. Okay..."
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"Diagnose me. You're a nurse."
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"You can do anything to me for any number of seconds."
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"I was flattered by what you said earlier."
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"I purchased from you guys."
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"♪ forever? ♪"
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"- You know what I call it? - Skittle sandwich."
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"Can I get apps and 'serts?"
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"Tray-trays are entrees."
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"Fried chicken is fry-fry chicky-chick."
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"Root beer is super water."
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"Three wishes. Go."
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"Okay, first wish, I have a huge house"
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"And I'll just spend my time out there reading my iPad"
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"They remake Point Break."
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"Where I graduated Summa Cum Laude in history."
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"So the only thing that's important to you is hotness?"
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"No. I really liked them,"
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"Promise not to tell anyone?"
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"You want to date me."
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"♪ Leslie Knope, Tom Haverford ♪"
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"♪ dating all day 'cause he's keeping it tight ♪"
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"All right, Tom, enough."
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"There is some weird juju in this room right now."
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"or next to our desk or in a chair--"
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"always good for you."
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"Hey! What is wrong with you?"
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"You're being a little bit too feisty right now."
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"No office relationships,"
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"appearing even remotely scandalous."
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"and we'll get it finalized tomorrow."
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"What was all that stuff with you and Leslie?"
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"I humbly place before you"
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"made with Willow Farms organic turkey,"
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"I thought that you and I were gonna have a real challenge."
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"- Way better. - Mmm. Yep."
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"Kyle?"
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"Damn it, Kyle."
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"Turkey can never beat cow, Chris."
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"'Cause it's just a real bugaboo of mine."
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"He oversees every department."
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"Also, what's chutney?"
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"Um, let me get some actual food"
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"Pawnee is, as you all know,"
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"the fourth most obese city in America."
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"Soon to be number three."
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"We're coming for you, San Antonio."
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"No, we are not."
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"I am implementing"
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"a government-wide health initiative."
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"We could have a City Hall dodgeball league."
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"I have first pick, and my pick is Ron."
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"Now, if anybody would like to join me,"
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"I will be running backwards up the big hill"
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"Don't freak out,"
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"but Joe from sewage just unhooked your bra with his eyes."
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"What? Oh, boy."
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"Hi, Joe. What's up, Knope?"
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"Looking good these days."
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"What do you say? Van's out back."
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"Let's roll."
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"- Where's this coming from? - I don't know."
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"You're putting out some vibe today."
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"It's just driving me crazy."
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"Listen, if you're looking for a good time,"
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"why don't you come on down to the toilet party?"
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"That's what we call the sewage department."
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"Great. Okay."
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"- Still got it, Joe. - No, you don't."
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"Christopher, got a second?"
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"Oh, hey, Ron."
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"Listen, I've eaten a commissary hamburger"
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"for lunch every day for 12 years."
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"I just wanted to make sure"
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"this pointless health crusade"
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"won't affect the only part of my job that I like."
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"Oh, no, those hamburgers are gone."
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"Has the opposite effect on me."
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"You ever tried a turkey burger?"
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"Is that a fried turkey leg inside a grilled hamburger?"
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"If so, yes. Delicious."
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"A turkey burger--you take lean ground turkey meat,"
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"Why would anyone do that to themselves?"
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"What if I told you that I could make a turkey burger"
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"that tastes better than any other burger you've ever had?"
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"Challenge accepted--"
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"Cook-off later today in the courtyard."
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"If I win, hamburgers remain in the commissary."
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"What do I get if I win?"
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"The rarest jewel of all--"
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"Victory over me, Ron Swanson."
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"I like that. We're on."
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"You know, I can't believe I'm saying this,"
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"but I actually checked out that, uh--that snow globe museum"
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"that you recommended, and it was pretty awesome,"
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"I have to say."
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"I mean, I did get in trouble for shaking one."
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"So I have some ideas for the health initiative."
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