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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Soulmates (S03E03)

"Okay. How about I swing by later,"
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"and we'll just, you know, maybe go over everything?"
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"Or we could go out after work--"
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"You know, go to JJ's or something, grab a bite."
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"Um, I-I don't think I can."
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"But why don't we just talk about it later"
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"in this building?"
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"Okay? All right."
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"But, uh, you're great, and you have great ideas,"
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"and..."
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"Uh, bye."
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"Bye, babe."
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"Hey, I brought this cholesterol-testing kit"
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"for the health thing. Okay, let's do it."
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"What did he say exactly?"
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"He was like, "huh? What? Huh? Oh. Bye.""
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"And then he walked into an office that wasn't his."
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"Oh. You know what?"
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"If he doesn't want to go out with you, he's nuts."
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"I have been having so much fun just dating a bunch of people."
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"I know. Who was that guy you were talking to out there"
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"and then also kissing? I was--"
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"Crap on a crayfish. That really stings."
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"I haven't pricked you yet."
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"Oh, sorry. I was just picturing it."
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"Really? I don't think that's for me."
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"Aah! You're a monster."
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"Still haven't done it yet. You know what?"
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"I'll help you set up a profile. It'll be fun."
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"All right, yeah, let's do it. Okay, good."
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"- I'm glad that's over. - Oh, it's not."
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"You, Ann!"
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"Who the hell is "Forp"?"
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"I don't know. I couldn't really hear him."
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"It sounded like his name was Forp."
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"- You get his number? - No."
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"Ron Swanson. April Ludgate."
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"Hey, I'm just gonna pop over to grain 'n simple"
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"to get the very best ingredients for my burger."
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"It's a health-food store."
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"Pawnee doesn't have a health-food store."
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"No, but Snerling does, and it's only a 40-minute drive."
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"What are you doing, Andy?"
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"I'm getting healthier snacks for the shoeshine stand."
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"Chris is a food genius."
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"Did you know that the food you eat becomes energy?"
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"Yeah. Boom! That's spaghetti."
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"Nachos."
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"That's a cookie."
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"That's my husband."
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"- See you tomorrow? - Okay."
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"Is that a different guy from earlier?"
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"- What? - Never mind."
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"You ready to rock this profile?"
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"All right."
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"likes waffles and news."
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"Sexy, well-read blonde"
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"loves the sweeter things in life."
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"- Hobbies? - Organizing my agenda."
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"Wait, that doesn't sound fun."
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"Favorite place?"
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"Upstairs there's this mural of wildflowers,"
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"Really?"
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"It could be anywhere in the world--"
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"Paris, Hawaii, the Grand Canyon."
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"No, just the bench in front of the mural."
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"What about, like, an actual meadow"
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"- where wildflowers are? - Ew, Ann."
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"I'm scared of bees. Mural."
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"Love."
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"- Cats. - Love."
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"- Fish. - Love."
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"Turtles."
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"No opinion."
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"Describe your ideal man."
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"He's dark and mysterious,"
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"and he can sing, and he plays the organ."
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"I think you just described the Phantom of the Opera."
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"Mm."
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"Hey, Chris."
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"I buy my burger ingredients at food and stuff,"
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"and my work."
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"I came here for the same reason people go to the zoo."
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"Shh."
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"Nature is amazing."
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"Okay. Oh, my God."
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"A 98% match."
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"That's a soul-mate-level match."
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"I've never seen anything this high before."
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"Okay. I know what you're thinking."
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"And you know what? You have to forget about Ben."
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"He had his chance, and he blew it."
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"This computer could have found the future Mr. Leslie Knope."
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"Entire universe of guys I might date,"
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"let's see what you got."
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"This is Craig at hoosiermate.com. How can I help you?"
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"Craig, your service is crap."
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"- Can you be more specific? - Yes."
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"Your soul-mate match was totally wrong for me."
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"I mean, I like him as a friend and everything,"
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"but I'd never go out with him."
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"He's like a little sister to me."
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"We have a very sophisticated algorithm"
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"that's paired up thousands of couples."
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"I actually met my wife on the site."
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"Really? Well, that's not gonna last."
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"- Excuse me? - You heard me."
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"Your marriage is a sham. Good-bye, Craig."
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"See you, sweetheart."
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"Wow, he seems nice."
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"Eh. He kind of lives in a barn."
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"- What's up? - What's wrong with me?"
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"Why do good guys hate me and gross guys love me?"
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"There's nothing wrong with you."
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"You are an intelligent, classy, attractive woman."
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"But for whatever reason, right now"
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"only douche-y guys are buying what you're selling."
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"So I should go and ask them what they think I'm selling."
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"A douche-vestigation."
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"Nice."
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