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Clips from The Simpsons - Rosebud (S05E05)

"[ Smithers On P.A.] Ladies and gentlemen, I give you ''Montgomery Burns--"
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"- A Life. '' - [ Applause ]"
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"- [ Applause ] - Here are several fine young men who I'm sure are gonna go far."
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"Ah, these minstrels will soothe my jangled nerves."
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"- I'd just like to say this gig sucks! - Hey, up yours, Springfield!"
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"- " Happy birthday to you " - " Happy birthday ""
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"- [ Applause ] - Go to hell, you old bastard."
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"Hey, I think they liked us."
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"- Oh, sir, those aren't-- - Do as I say!"
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"- [ Groans ] - Sir, I've arranged for the people of Australia..."
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"to join hands tonight and spell out your name with candles."
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"There's a satellite hookup on that monitor. If you'll just turn your head slightly--"
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"Bah! No time. Next!"
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"I have some sad news to report."
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"A small puppy, not unlike Lassie, was just run over in the parking lot."
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"- [ All Gasp ] - Now it's time for the comedy stylings of Homer Simpson!"
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"- Are you ready to laugh? - Oh, that poor dog."
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"I said, ''Are you ready to laugh?''"
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"Quiet, you awful man."
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"- You know, Mr. Burns is so cheap-- - What?"
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"I ju-- I mean, you know, Mr. Burns is so old--"
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"- How dare you! - Whoo-hoo."
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"Tough crowd. Better bring out the big guns. [ Clears Throat ]"
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"Here's an impression of Mr. Burns that you might find a little cheeky."
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"- [ All Gasp ] - I'm Mr. Burns."
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"Blah, blah, blah. Do this, do that."
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"Blah, blah, blah. I think I'm so big. Blah, blah, blah.!"
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"This party is over."
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"Oww.! Where did I lose 'em?"
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"I'll never wiggle my bare butt in public again."
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"I'd like to believe that this time. I really would."
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"Bart, run down to the store and get a big bag of ice for your father."
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"- but, please, don't deny the world your fat can. - Don't worry, boy."
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"- I knew it. - [ Burns Groans ]"
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"- I knew it. - [ Burns Groans ]"
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"Look at all the wonderful things you have, Mr. Burns: King Arthur's Excalibur;"
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"the only existing nude photo of Mark Twain;"
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"and that rare first draft of the Constitution with the word ''suckers'' in it."
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"- Yes, yes, yes. So what? - You want your bear, Bobo, don't you?"
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"Liar! I'll give you the thrashing of a lifetime!"
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"But he's gone-- gone forever."
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"Why, put some grease in your garter, Lindy! You're late!"
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"[ Crowd Cheering ]"
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"This is all your fault! [ Grunts ]"
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"You gotta start selling this for more than a dollar a bag."
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"We lost four more men on this expedition."
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"If you can think of a better way to get ice, I'd like to hear it."
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"Hey, Apu, this bag of ice has a head in it."
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"Those are chock-full of... heady goodness."
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"Hey, it's a teddy bear! [ Sniffing ] Ew, gross."
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"It's probably diseased or something. Here, Maggie."
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"[ Smithers ] Here's something that should cheer you up, sir."
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"It's me, sir-- Bobo."
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"Hug me. Squeeze me. Tug at my fur."
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"[ Growls ] Enough! Stop this grotesque charade."
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"The Burns bear, perhaps the most valuable ''wittle'' bear in the world, could be anywhere."
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"It could be in your house. You could be looking at it right now."
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"It could be right in front of your face as I'm saying this, waggling back and forth..."
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"- perhaps being held up by a loved one. - Maggie, I'm trying to watch TV."
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"Put that moldy, old bear down."
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"Moldy? Old? I'm gonna get something to eat!"
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"Well, it's not your original bear, of course, hey."
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"- I got him. [ Grunts ] - Tryin' to... turn it off."
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"No. Bear want to live."
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"[ Growling ]"
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""[ Choir Vocalizing ]"
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"Uh! Huh! Uh!"
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"[ Panicked Yelling, Shouting ] D'oh! Son of a--"
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"You stupid stair! Uh! Ooh!"
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"How long have we had these fish?"
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"Wait. The bear-- Burns's bear."
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"''Bobo.'' It's Mr. Burns's bear all right."
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"Well, Burns isn't getting this back cheap. I can tell you that."
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""Two all-beef patties special sauce, lettuce, cheese ""
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"[ Moaning ]"
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"[ Man Over Speakers ] Homer,you're drooling on the mike again."
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"I think we should just give him the bear that he cherishes so much."
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"[ Both Laughing ]"
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"No! Let's send Burns the eye in the mail."
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"- He'll pay more money if he thinks the bear's in danger. - Yes, we'll send the eye."
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"I'm sure he'll offer us a fair reward, and then we'll make him double it."
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"- Huh? - Hmm?"
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"Bobo. My beautiful Bobo."
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"Ah, yes. Naturally, I can't pay you much of a reward, because I'm strapped for cash."
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"Ooh! Uh! As you can see, this old place is falling apart."
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"[ Thinking ] Reject the first offer. Reject the first offer."
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"- May I offer you a drink? - Sorry, Burns. No deal! [ Grunts ]"
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"Ah, don't worry, Smithers. He's playing hardball now..."
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"Whoo-hoo! I gotta call Burns! I gotta call Burns!"
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"Maybe I can still get that drink."
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"Dad, the longer he has to wait, the more he'll pay."
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"Right. That makes sense."
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"- [ Yelps ] No! No! Let me go! - [ Family Shouting, Grunting ]"
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"I knew you'd come crawling back."
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"- good ones, not the leper ones. - Done! Now give me that bear!"
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"Whoo-hoo! I'm rich! Rich, I tells ya!"
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"Here ya go. [ Grunting ]"
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"It seems to be stuck."
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"Bad baby! Bad Maggie!"
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"The bear. The bear!"
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"[ Exasperated Sigh ]"
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"Here you go, Maggie."
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"The deal's off, Mr. Burns. The bear stays here."
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"- You've made a mistake, Simpson. - [ Growling ]"
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"Aw, big deal. Who needs his money?"
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"Son! You gotta help me! I hit three people on the way over here..."
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"and I don't have any insurance!"
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"So, how's by you?"
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"Howdy, gents. What can I didilly-do ya for? [ Moaning ]"
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"[ Thud ]"
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"- Uh! - Mm!"
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"Mmm. Sixty-four slices of American cheese."
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"Sixty-four. [ Gobbling ]"
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"Sixty-three."
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"One."
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"- Have you been up all night eating cheese? - I think I'm blind."
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"- [ Suction Cups Pop ] - [ Burns Grunts ] - Wha--"
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"- Good day to you. - [ Groans ]"
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