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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S08E08)

"I'm a goddamn freak!"
Archer (2009)
"And I don't know who I'm gonna kill first,"
Archer (2009)
"you or that son of a bitch Len Trexler."
Archer (2009)
"Well, first of all, it's "whom.""
Archer (2009)
"and you will die in agony,"
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"unless you get an injection of it."
Archer (2009)
"Every 12 hours."
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"Cryptic. Nice."
Archer (2009)
"and those big gloobs of snot run outta their nose, but you..."
Archer (2009)
"If you don't get a shot of factor-k every 12 hours,"
Archer (2009)
"Let me guess."
Archer (2009)
"Well, I am now."
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"Goddamn it! Yeah, so, like an insurance policy."
Archer (2009)
"Dreamland... has a whole goddamn"
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"Nazi robot farm in the basement."
Archer (2009)
"In this economy!"
Archer (2009)
"What the... Oh, for the love of cocks!"
Archer (2009)
"I mean, seriously, just..."
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"Goddamn it."
Archer (2009)
"Man, that thing is outta control."
Archer (2009)
"Hello! Hello!"
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"What the... No, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
Archer (2009)
"Help! My pubes!"
Archer (2009)
"Now that second lunch is ruined."
Archer (2009)
"Aw, man! Some of it got in my mouth."
Archer (2009)
"Usually dead people don't just climb out of these drawers"
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"that got walked with! That what?"
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"I am lieutenant Cyril Figgis, LAPD, you sentient shit-sacks!"
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"I showed you my shield! And if you'd show it to me again..."
Archer (2009)
"I don't... Whoever hit me took it."
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"Goddamn it! And my service weapon!"
Archer (2009)
"We don't have an English guy."
Archer (2009)
"I... you have to remember me!"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, actually, I don't. And also, I don't, so..."
Archer (2009)
"And also gross abuse of a corpse, which is punishable by..."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, that's kind of my whole point."
Archer (2009)
"As the lord our god himself is my witness,"
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"upon the conclusion of my current business,"
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"I shall return to this place"
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"I'll be here."
Archer (2009)
"I actually won't. Well, unless it's before Friday."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, yeah, that's right. What's it you're leaving to do?"
Archer (2009)
"That's because you have no vision."
Archer (2009)
"This, Danny... This is your world."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"Please, Figgis, for your sake, tell me you're joking."
Archer (2009)
"It's just a temporary setback,"
Archer (2009)
"but I am going to fix this, trust me."
Archer (2009)
"That's the whole point. I don't trust you."
Archer (2009)
"I wouldn't trust you to fix potato Salad!"
Archer (2009)
"I mean, first my whores, and now Charlotte Vandertunt?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, plus your wife. Would you..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh! Mr. Trexler,"
Archer (2009)
"You know, you say that with the confidence of a man"
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"who has a lot longer to live."
Archer (2009)
"I..."
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"How'd that go?"
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"Because while I was getting pistol-whipped"
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"and shoved in a drawer at the morgue..."
Archer (2009)
"You were supposed to find Charlotte Vandertunt."
Archer (2009)
"and we know he's working for mother, so..."
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"I bet she's gonna try to ransom Charlotte!"
Archer (2009)
"Wait. Shut up. "More importantly" what?"
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"Did... wait. Shit. They both are."
Archer (2009)
"Now, Peru has the Pisco sour, but..."
Archer (2009)
"I put a bullet in your big fat stupid face!"
Archer (2009)
"First of all, that's just hurtful."
Archer (2009)
"And second of all,"
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"it doesn't matter where she is, just where the ransom money is."
Archer (2009)
"So all we gotta do is..."
Archer (2009)
"Insinuate ourselves into this whole deal,"
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"Yeah. It's a piece of piss."
Archer (2009)
"I'll regret that decision, so..."
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"With a couple of hairs stuck in it."
Archer (2009)
"Did you beat a Guinea pig to death"
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"slather the thing in hot sauce and eat it?"
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"Yep!"
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"Well, I officially regret my decision."
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"We're gonna play it that you keep your fat mouth shut..."
Archer (2009)
"Again, hurtful. - While I explain to them"
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"Yes, it's right here, as per your demand..."
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"Sheer idiocy on your part, frankly."
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"I'm sorry? As well you should be."
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"What do you... I mean, including the bag,"
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"which, by the way, was a gift,"
Archer (2009)
"the whole thing must weigh a good 50 pounds."
Archer (2009)
"After salmon P. Chase,"
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"the man on the $10,000 bill?"
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"with a $10,000 bill?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, what does one do with a twenty-dollar bill?"
Archer (2009)
"Buy a single orange? That's..."
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"and that you follow my instructions to the letter."
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"And once we have the money,"
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"Oh, right. Yes. Sorry. I forgot that part."
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"And that's a firm firm? Yes."
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"Yes, it's a firm firm! Wait. Why?"
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"What? I... I don't know. No reason."
Archer (2009)
"I'm sorry. This is my first kidnapping."
Archer (2009)
"Well... Or is it?"
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"Jesus Christ."
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"Who's for cuy?"
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"Yes,"
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"They may seem appalling..."
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"Like all taboos."
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"You're frickin' weird."
Archer (2009)
"Lana! Uh, I mean, miss Kane."
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"I... I mean, uh... "Lana" is fine."
Archer (2009)
"Well, you know, mainly in the sense"
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"that I try to solve them, you know..."
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"On your own. Well, yeah."
Archer (2009)
"Without the who now?"
Archer (2009)
"My exac... Were you eavesdropping on me?"
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"Well, uh, probably about 30 degrees."
Archer (2009)
"Diminishing returns, cliff!"
Archer (2009)
"But I'm not working any angle, so..."
Archer (2009)
"So, then, you wouldn't need any help?"
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"No, I... why are you so interested? No reason."
Archer (2009)
"Just thought maybe you could make it worth my while."
Archer (2009)
"Well, I... I can't, so..."
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"Umm..."
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