Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S08E08)

"Alrighty! And how's our patient?"
Archer (2009)
"And, follow up, where is our patient?"
Archer (2009)
"You're about as helpful as tits on a..."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, right? - I'm a monster!"
Archer (2009)
"And, I mean, don't try it right now, obviously, but..."
Archer (2009)
"this serum, which is sort of the key to the whole deal,"
Archer (2009)
"Wha... well, give it here, shitbeard."
Archer (2009)
"and I'm already in a pretty bad mood,"
Archer (2009)
"So, any last words?"
Archer (2009)
"Bullshit. Which... and that's fair, but..."
Archer (2009)
"How long does it take you to make it? I don't know. An hour?"
Archer (2009)
"Hang on."
Archer (2009)
"Somebody! Hey!"
Archer (2009)
"How should I know?"
Archer (2009)
"In the movie I walked with a zombie. The zombie titular."
Archer (2009)
"And yet they left you your lighter."
Archer (2009)
"that you will rue... rue the very fact of your miserable birth!"
Archer (2009)
"Lumber inspector. Huh. Didn't know that was a thing."
Archer (2009)
"How many women can one man lose?"
Archer (2009)
"I swear to god that I will get you your million dollars."
Archer (2009)
"Yes."
Archer (2009)
"Losing precious time, not to mention my gun and my shield..."
Archer (2009)
"Because we know Archer broke her out of jail,"
Archer (2009)
"What is that smell? What is what smell?"
Archer (2009)
"What the hell is cuy? Roasted Guinea pig."
Archer (2009)
"It's like the national dish of Peru. Did..."
Archer (2009)
"Huh? Yeah. Here."
Archer (2009)
"Tell me before, so help me god,"
Archer (2009)
"Hmm. Presumably with the Vandertunts."
Archer (2009)
"and steal the ransom during the exchange."
Archer (2009)
"Now, aren't you glad you didn't shoot me?"
Archer (2009)
"For now."
Archer (2009)
"Although I'm sure at some point"
Archer (2009)
"Why is there blood on the barrel?"
Archer (2009)
"What? No. That's, um, hot sauce."
Archer (2009)
"Well, why is there hot sauce on it?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, sweet Christ. What?"
Archer (2009)
"with your service weapon,"
Archer (2009)
"Man, I almost always do."
Archer (2009)
"Hey! Who keeps leaving the goddamn seat down?"
Archer (2009)
"Looking your way, Huizhong."
Archer (2009)
"So, how are we gonna play this with the Vandertunts?"
Archer (2009)
"A million dollars in unmarked, untraceable"
Archer (2009)
"20, 50, and 100-dollar bills."
Archer (2009)
"Okay. Good. Good. That's..."
Archer (2009)
"Well, too bad. I... I mean, an envelope"
Archer (2009)
"with a hundred sammies would've been so much easier."
Archer (2009)
"A hundred what? Sammies."
Archer (2009)
"Just make sure the money's at the drop by midnight,"
Archer (2009)
"Mmm, like a reverse scavenger hunt."
Archer (2009)
"we'll arrange for the return of your sister."
Archer (2009)
"And no cops, at all, anywhere."
Archer (2009)
"Ciao! Alrighty, then."
Archer (2009)
"that's probably why you smell burnt hair."
Archer (2009)
"But don't judge them by their looks."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, delicious."
Archer (2009)
"- I mean, just weird. - What is?"
Archer (2009)
"I'll say. You'll say what?"
Archer (2009)
"I mean, since my partner died."
Archer (2009)
"Which I actually should really... I meant without the police."
Archer (2009)
""No cops, at all, anywhere,""
Archer (2009)
"Did you have a follow-up to that, or..."
Archer (2009)
"No, actually, because you caught me"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, you finished, all right. Yeah. Maybe try Woolite?"
Archer (2009)
"Which, by the way, makes one of us!"
Archer (2009)
"Get... St-stay and watch you finish."
Archer (2009)
"Just a big fat pair of blue lady-balls."
Archer (2009)
"Which we've never talked about, but... ow!"
Archer (2009)
"My face! How long was I out?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, that helps."
Archer (2009)
"Mainly because Trexler hasn't paid me for my work yet,"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, okay. And by that remark,"
Archer (2009)
"That's like..."
Archer (2009)
"just give me a call."
Archer (2009)
"I got a guy."
Archer (2009)
"He what?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. You say that..."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, it does, other Dutch. Yes, it does."
Archer (2009)
"I am not in the least confused!"
Archer (2009)
"I don't care if my family does pay the ransom."
Archer (2009)
"I'm not going back there!"
Archer (2009)
"what you did after the payoff."
Archer (2009)
"and hide me in a bomb shelter"
Archer (2009)
"about how to find me in a race against time for my life?"
Archer (2009)
"Who are you, collective pseudonym Carolyn Keene?"
Archer (2009)
"What? Who would go to all that trouble?"
Archer (2009)
"Johann Schmidt, aka the red skull,"
Archer (2009)
"in my Nazi kidnap-slash-rape fantasy."
Archer (2009)
"Ew!"
Archer (2009)
"Well, but that's my whole point."
Archer (2009)
"Go where?"
Archer (2009)
"You know, normal bartendery stuff."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, so suddenly you work here again? I..."
Archer (2009)
"So, Archer's the bagman for a kidnapping, huh?"
Archer (2009)
"It's just that the kidnappers"
Archer (2009)
"No police, at all, anywhere."
Archer (2009)
"Well, of course they're gonna say that, but trust me..."
Archer (2009)
"I trust him. He brought me a finger."
Archer (2009)
"All I had today was some cuy."
Archer (2009)
"we'll get it and the kidnappers."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, but I have a bad feeling about this."
Archer (2009)
"Well, I don't care."
Archer (2009)
"But I may have to wait them out."
Archer (2009)
"Whatever. You paid for an hour."
Archer (2009)
"What? But feel free to hike the five miles"
Archer (2009)
"What? It's clearly a mushroom."
Archer (2009)
"I mean..."
Archer (2009)
"Smoke grenade? What the shit?"
Archer (2009)
"I guess it's not his move."
Archer (2009)
"Jesus!"
Archer (2009)
"What? I don't know. Maybe you can sell 'em or whatever."
Archer (2009)
"Let me finish! Because my point is,"
Archer (2009)
"but when you hit the ground,"
Archer (2009)
"Trust me, it's totally stepped on!"
Archer (2009)
"Did ya get 'em?"
Archer (2009)
"So..."
Archer (2009)
"And I assume about to get worse."
Archer (2009)
"Are we just jumping right into this,"
Archer (2009)
"Meaning?"
Archer (2009)
"You!"
Archer (2009)
Show more clips