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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S08E08)

"No."
Archer (2009)
"No what? Wait. What?"
Archer (2009)
"and then I was gonna say, "no,""
Archer (2009)
"'Cause I'd be happy to, you know..."
Archer (2009)
"That's my mouth!"
Archer (2009)
"I'd do it while you were asleep!"
Archer (2009)
"Man, I gotta warn Trexler Dutch wants to kill him."
Archer (2009)
"but also because..."
Archer (2009)
"Sure can punch good."
Archer (2009)
"I said,"
Archer (2009)
""I had a little towel,"
Archer (2009)
""but I lost it walking here,"
Archer (2009)
"so I need your clothes, your boots,"
Archer (2009)
"and your motorcycle.""
Archer (2009)
"I assume you're referring either to my robotic limbs"
Archer (2009)
"Were you gonna say "anus"?"
Archer (2009)
"I just never understood that."
Archer (2009)
"- I don't know. - If it's two consenting adults,"
Archer (2009)
"I'm like, "live and let live.""
Archer (2009)
"But if you want me to let you live, chief,"
Archer (2009)
"Hey, thanks."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, is going to kill you. Was I not..."
Archer (2009)
"What, I should be calm when you tell me"
Archer (2009)
"a goddamn robot wants to kill me?"
Archer (2009)
"No, not you. Wha... wha... then who?"
Archer (2009)
"No. Sorry. You. He wants to kill you."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, well, my house is a fortress."
Archer (2009)
"I got a ton of guys. We'll outlast him."
Archer (2009)
"Feels pretty good, huh, Dutch?"
Archer (2009)
"Goddamn it."
Archer (2009)
"I think you're confused, doll."
Archer (2009)
"I meant you were confused about me caring"
Archer (2009)
"with limited oxygen and send my family cryptic notes"
Archer (2009)
"Right? Shut up."
Archer (2009)
"Look, tonight your brother is going to drop"
Archer (2009)
"the ransom money at the Griffith observatory."
Archer (2009)
"Archer is going to retrieve it and bring it to me."
Archer (2009)
"And if nobody screws up,"
Archer (2009)
"once I have the money, you're free to go."
Archer (2009)
"Who knows? Maybe a handsome"
Archer (2009)
"What happened to your face? I..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, yeah. My mother used to do that."
Archer (2009)
"Well, you better not have been snooping on me, mister."
Archer (2009)
"Because you know what happens to snoops."
Archer (2009)
"They get... poops? - What?"
Archer (2009)
"Only you. What?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, and congee."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, and a bunch of salted duck eggs."
Archer (2009)
"Look, we'll be right behind you,"
Archer (2009)
"so just follow their instructions,"
Archer (2009)
"drop the ransom off, and with a bit of luck,"
Archer (2009)
"Hmm. Fair enough."
Archer (2009)
"Do you wanna go?"
Archer (2009)
"I thought I made it pretty clear to the little weirdo"
Archer (2009)
"that I didn't wanna see any cops near the drop."
Archer (2009)
"I guess you can't blame the guy for trying."
Archer (2009)
"Plus, it's not like I can't handle Figgis and Poovey."
Archer (2009)
"It may take a lot longer than an hour..."
Archer (2009)
"Well... and I'm not paying you any extra."
Archer (2009)
"What the hell? Who brings a hooker?"
Archer (2009)
"- Okay. - Here's the topiary garden."
Archer (2009)
"Which I wish I could buy it so I could burn it to the ground."
Archer (2009)
"Shrubbish!"
Archer (2009)
"Well, I suppose that looks like a mushroom."
Archer (2009)
"Well, then..."
Archer (2009)
"All right, then. I'm off."
Archer (2009)
"Alone, as I arrived, with no police anywhere!"
Archer (2009)
"Seriously."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, Archer. It's your move."
Archer (2009)
"Damn it. I gotta at least tip her."
Archer (2009)
"Will you come on?"
Archer (2009)
"No, no, no, no, no, no!"
Archer (2009)
"What the hell are these for?"
Archer (2009)
"Um, I guess, parting gifts?"
Archer (2009)
"I don't really have time to stop."
Archer (2009)
"But I'm not gonna have that,"
Archer (2009)
"so I'm gonna need you to kind of jump out."
Archer (2009)
"You're gonna wanna kind of roll."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, just like that! Good instincts!"
Archer (2009)
"Seriously!"
Archer (2009)
"- They're gaining on us! - Step on it!"
Archer (2009)
"No. I got somebody, though."
Archer (2009)
"Wow. Good policin'."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, goddamn it."
Archer (2009)
"How was your evening?"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, not g-great."
Archer (2009)
"Made in Georgia. Captioned by media access group at wgbh"
Archer (2009)
"So, uh, what are we doing?"
Archer (2009)
"Look what you've done to me!"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, no, it isn't."
Archer (2009)
"Hello! Can anybody hear me?"
Archer (2009)
"My goddamn pubes are on fire!"
Archer (2009)
"All right. I guess let him out."
Archer (2009)
"How long was I in there?"
Archer (2009)
"so for all I know, you're that zombie"
Archer (2009)
"Wait. When I got pistol-whipped, I was talking to an English guy."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, you think you're pretty smart, huh? I mean, smart enough to know"
Archer (2009)
"you cut a finger off one of my cadavers... which, ew."
Archer (2009)
"You're probably one of those assholes"
Archer (2009)
"And, so, how did that go?"
Archer (2009)
"Huh? They blowtorch the hair right off of it."
Archer (2009)
"Or is it Ecuador? Did you..."
Archer (2009)
"like we're there to help,"
Archer (2009)
"No police. Also a firm firm?"
Archer (2009)
"But trust me, they're quite delicious."
Archer (2009)
"Nothing. Ah. A man of mystery."
Archer (2009)
"Yes."
Archer (2009)
"But how much of that did you hear?"
Archer (2009)
"Depends. What's your angle, Shamus?"
Archer (2009)
"What if I made it worth your while?"
Archer (2009)
"What? At the club, I said, "umm,""
Archer (2009)
"but then you didn't let me finish."
Archer (2009)
"Great."
Archer (2009)
"Now I have no liquor."
Archer (2009)
"Say what you will about der robotik ubermenschen."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. That oughta do it."
Archer (2009)
"I'm gonna need those keys."
Archer (2009)
"Here. Take 'em!"
Archer (2009)
"The good news is, without my help,"
Archer (2009)
"Just filling the coolers with ice."
Archer (2009)
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