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Clips from Axe Cop - Mark Frankenstein (S02E02)

"The holy chamber's been breached."
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"The Diamond did not choose you."
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"the cop found the perfect axe."
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"That was the day he became Axe Cop!"
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"What? You can't leave the team!"
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"You look so dumb with that big diamond on your head, bro."
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"- Mark Frankenstein? - Oh wow."
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"Oh, bro. The Grey Diamond."
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"Nobody's been able to pull this diamond out."
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"Nobody cuts this diamond!"
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"Great story. I'll give you $15 for it."
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"I'll be right there, city boy."
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"I was layin' low, bidin' my time"
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"from getting Axe Cop's soul."
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"A real destiny."
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"Nailed it."
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"_"
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"Protect the Diamond!"
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"Well, cousin Rooster, for the last time, you git."
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"My name ain't Rooster. It's Lord Diamond!"
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"You hear that, boys?! Rooster's called himself Lord Diamond."
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"You ain't a man. You half a man."
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"You a half-man, half-nothin'!"
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"Y'all are wrong! And I'll show you."
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"I call upon the ancient words..."
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"Hee-haw!"
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"Lord, I'm coming home to you."
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"No-oooo!"
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"One day, at the scene of the fire"
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"So he had tryouts and hired a partner."
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"I will chop your heads off!"
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"Team, time to work on our battle cries."
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"I'll go first, since mine is the best."
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"Sockarang, go!"
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"Nice. Ralph Wrinkles, go!"
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"Better. Flute Cop, you're up."
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"Great. Wexter!"
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"Love it. Grey Diamond!"
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"I-I-I-I-I don't have one!"
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"That's the worst battle cry ever."
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"No no no. That's what I'm saying, I don't have a battle cry."
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"Honestly, I wouldn't worry about it, buddy."
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"It's not like you have any powers, proper training"
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"or fighting skills. So you don't need a battle cry."
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"You're right, Flute Cop. I guess I don't have much of a purpose here."
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"And you know what? I'm not one to hold my best friends back."
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"So you guys keep fighting crime"
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"and I'm gonna go find something else awesome to do."
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"- What are you gonna do for money? - Oh, don't worry about me."
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"Old Grey Diamond here, he lands on his feet."
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"Whoa, did Grey Diamond just quit?"
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"Because he doesn't get unemployment if he quits. I told him that."
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"Guess I don't need this stupid thing anymore."
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"Welcome to my pawnshop."
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"What can I pawn for you today?"
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"What's up, bro? I got a big diamond on my head"
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"and I gotta pawn this A.S.A.Possible."
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"Hmm. Where'd you get that, ace?"
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"Well, my low-energy friend, pull up a chair,"
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"'cause I got a story that's gonna blow your head off."
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"You see, people didn't always call me Grey Diamond."
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"No no. My parents thought "Frankenstein""
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"was a pretty cool name, so they called me Mark Frankenstein."
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"Wait. You're world-renowned diamond expert"
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"I haven't heard that name in years, bro."
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"I lectured on some of the most controversial"
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"diamond theories of my day."
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"The legendary Grey Diamond holds unlimited power."
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"Whoever possesses that power can do anything."
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"Tomorrow we're gonna pick up on how diamonds"
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"can tell you your destiny if you listen really closely."
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"Whoo."
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"Hey, Sergeant G, my old partner! High fives!"
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"I thought they were shipping you out"
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"- to the chicken head war. - Mark, I need your help."
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"Some miners in Alabama found a diamond."
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"The army wants to cut it up and sell it to get rich."
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"That doesn't concern me. I'm a professor now... of children."
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"My diamond-hunting days are long behind me, best friend."
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"No no, don't worry about it, no. I-I... I understand."
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"Oh, and by the way, that diamond they found? It's grey."
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"It's grey."
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"It's grey. It's grey."
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"I guess we're just gonna have to cut it out."
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"Stop right there!"
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"Mark Frankenstein? No one respects you"
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"or your crazy diamond theories."
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"Now stand back. Cut through him if you have to."
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"No-oooo!"
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"What the heck?"
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"Grey Diamond!"
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"But turns out the grey diamond has no powers."
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"Yep, just kind of a cool hat really."
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"- For $15 you can have the outfit also. - Yeah, I'm gonna..."
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"- I'm gonna pass on the suit. - Nice!"
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"American History Museum, how may I direct your call?"
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"but you know that diamond you keep calling about?"
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"- Somebody brought it in. - I never called about a..."
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"What are you having, Axe Cop?"
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"- Do you have babies? - Babies? Huh, no!"
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"Good, because they're disgusting."
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"My mom used to make me eat 'em all the time to stay healthy."
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"Oh. And for you, s..."
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"What the heck?!"
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"The souls of everything are getting sucked up"
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"and they're heading Downtown!"
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"You're not going anywhere, soul!"
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"This is the best $15 I've ever spent, bro."
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"- Libor... - Liborg, no!"
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"What's going on?"
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"Someone's gotta stop all this! Where's Axe Cop?"
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"Hee-haw!"
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