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Clips from Axe Cop - Mark Frankenstein (S02E02)

"Lord Diamond! You're supposed to be on display"
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"at the American History Museum in the ancient Alabama exhibit."
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"till I could get my hot lil' hands on the Grey Diamond."
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"And with the power of this here Grey Diamond,"
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"I'm gonna be half-man... half-everything!"
Axe Cop
"Oh my gosh!"
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"Now listen closely, I need to tell you your destiny."
Axe Cop
"My theory was right! Diamonds can tell you your destiny."
Axe Cop
"You must stop half-man, half-everything"
Axe Cop
"Me? But I don't even have a battle cry."
Axe Cop
"I'm just a regular guy that used to have a giant"
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"diamond for a head before I pawned it for $15."
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"The Grey Diamond chose you to protect Axe Cop."
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"It's your destiny."
Axe Cop
"I have a destiny and it's to protect Axe Cop?!"
Axe Cop
"Yeah! Best destiny ever! All right."
Axe Cop
"Hey, let go of Axe Cop's soul!"
Axe Cop
"What I was born to do: protect you!"
Axe Cop
"So the ancients have sent their so-called"
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"chosen one to defeat me?"
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"You're nothing, Mark Frankenstein!"
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"Nothing!"
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"But if you join me, you can be half of everything!"
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"A building, Mark!"
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"You could be a truck!"
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"You could be a ladder."
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"I'm sorry, Lord Muchacho."
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"I already got a destiny."
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"- Whoa ho ho! - I got my soul back! Yay!"
Axe Cop
"Oh, I'm so happy I can keep waitressing."
Axe Cop
"Wexter!"
Axe Cop
"Awesome! You don't have to say thank you."
Axe Cop
"It's my destiny to protect you."
Axe Cop
"Oh, that's a great battle cry: I protect Axe Cop's soul!"
Axe Cop
"- Hey, wanna hear my battle cry again? - No!"
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"_"
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"Don't ever touch my axe again."
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"_"
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"At all. Like zero."
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"Hey, buddy, you're not gonna believe this,"
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"Grey Diamond? What are you doing here?"
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"Grey Diamond..."
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"Grey Diamond."
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