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Clips from BoJack Horseman - That's Too Much, Man! (S03E03)

"Wow."
BoJack Horseman
"Didn't think so, bitches."
BoJack Horseman
"Where's my trophy, or chip, or whatever?"
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"[tires squealing]"
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"I've never seen them cancel an AA meeting because everyone got bummed out before."
BoJack Horseman
"Uh, what are you talking about?"
BoJack Horseman
"Then, you went on and on about how you're never going to change."
BoJack Horseman
"-I talked about Penny? -Hey! We've all done shitty stuff before."
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"I'm not proud. I feel really terrible that I might have really messed that girl up."
BoJack Horseman
"likes Thai food and the smell of a fire on the first really cold day of winter."
BoJack Horseman
"That doesn't mean anything. Everyone likes the smell of fire"
BoJack Horseman
"You know, I used to feel just like you before I got into this "12 steps" thing."
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"and you get a clean slate."
BoJack Horseman
"-So, what? Just dirty up the slate again. -Then, you just make amends again."
BoJack Horseman
"This may be the nitrous and bath salts talking,"
BoJack Horseman
"And then, let's make some goddamn amends."
BoJack Horseman
"-[crying] Oh, no! -Oh. Hey, kid!"
BoJack Horseman
"I'm sorry your lame dad built such a cheap-ass playhouse!"
BoJack Horseman
"Yeah, you gotta use parallel joints to support that foundation, dumbshit!"
BoJack Horseman
"-Also, suck a dick! -You know what? I do feel better."
BoJack Horseman
"-I don't think they're home. -So, we wait."
BoJack Horseman
"I need to make amends to Diane, and we're not leaving until I do."
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"[sighs] But it's boring out here, and I'm hungry and I'm bored!"
BoJack Horseman
"I bet they have food inside."
BoJack Horseman
"Let's see if I still have that spare key. Here it is."
BoJack Horseman
"Okay, after we get food,"
BoJack Horseman
"Where are those two?"
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"for two stoned people waiting around for hours."
BoJack Horseman
"It's only been, like, ten minutes. You have a real thing with food."
BoJack Horseman
"with the appetite of someone with a hole inside him"
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"that needs to be constantly filled with attention, food, and sex."
BoJack Horseman
"-Pass the Bugles. -There's no more Bugles."
BoJack Horseman
"Do you have something to say to me, BoJack?"
BoJack Horseman
"This is your dream... dream... dream..."
BoJack Horseman
"Stop doing that. We're both awake. Let's just get to this."
BoJack Horseman
"Diane, I'm sorry I said mean things to you."
BoJack Horseman
"-She's a little more complex. -But she's basically Asian Daria, right?"
BoJack Horseman
"Okay, shut up. Now, I'll be Mr. Peanutbutter"
BoJack Horseman
"and you make amends to me."
BoJack Horseman
"And, now, you be Mr. Carolyn and I'll be Princess Diana."
BoJack Horseman
"-Oh, yeah. Good idea. -[both grunting]"
BoJack Horseman
"Um... should we do something about this?"
BoJack Horseman
"Hey, why don't you two sleep this off in our guest room?"
BoJack Horseman
"You can't stop us, us from the future!"
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"-We're making amends, assholes! -[screaming]"
BoJack Horseman
"even though it is not my fault and I did nothing wrong."
BoJack Horseman
"-I mean, what is your deal? -Uh..."
BoJack Horseman
"I am, and this is my best buddy Todd. [grunts]"
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"You think this is our big break?"
BoJack Horseman
"You don't think he's inappropriately interested, do you?"
BoJack Horseman
"What? No. But if he is, that could also be a big break."
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"I'm just saying."
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"-[groans] -[stammering]"
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"-Come back. -You want to take Todd for a sleepover?"
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"[grunting]"
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"-What do you want, BoJack? -I don't know."
BoJack Horseman
"but if I'm here in your house, it must be to make amends."
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"-BoJack-- -How could you leave me like that"
BoJack Horseman
"when I needed you most?"
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"I'm sorry, BoJack. I thought you were a winner. I was wrong."
BoJack Horseman
"This is hard for me, too. I staked my reputation--"
BoJack Horseman
"How could you think that this is about the Oscar campaign?"
BoJack Horseman
"We had something more, didn't we?"
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"-You've been drinking. -Well, not just drinking."
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"Whoa! I am a broken, screwed-up misfit toy,"
BoJack Horseman
"and you act all in control,"
BoJack Horseman
"but I know that, deep down, you're broken, too."
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"And I don't know why you won't just give us a chance to be broken together."
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"We gotta go back."
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"-What the hell? -I know I was just here,"
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"that explained everything about us."
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"Ugh! All right, I'll tell you again, if it'll make you leave."
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"I feel like I'll definitely get it this time."
BoJack Horseman
"Lifeguard..."
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""I'm a lifeguard. This woman's house smells weird, or is that me?"
BoJack Horseman
"Don't do that thing where you write down your thoughts"
BoJack Horseman
"instead of what the person is actually saying."
BoJack Horseman
"I wonder if it's time to get my boobs done again.""
BoJack Horseman
"Thank you. Who's next?"
BoJack Horseman
"I'm sorry!"
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, really?"
BoJack Horseman
"Mmm..."
BoJack Horseman
"So, I became a lifeguard."
BoJack Horseman
"On my first day of training, my instructor told me"
BoJack Horseman
"that there are going to be times when you'll see someone in trouble."
BoJack Horseman
"You're going to want to rush in there and do whatever you can to save them,"
BoJack Horseman
"but you have to stop yourself,"
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"'Cause those people will thrash and struggle"
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"and try to take you down with them."
BoJack Horseman
"What does that have to do with me?"
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"What the--? Where the hell are we now?"
BoJack Horseman
"-Ohi-- -Ojai?"
BoJack Horseman
"-We drove all the way to Ojai? -Let me finish."
BoJack Horseman
"Ohi, and here's the kicker... O."
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"-Ohio. -We drove all the way to Ohio?!"
BoJack Horseman
"What? No! That is a terrible idea."
BoJack Horseman
"Uh..."
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"-I feel we didn't turn the car around. -No, we did,"
BoJack Horseman
"but then, you turned it back around"
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"so we decided to do a stakeout."
BoJack Horseman
"If I see her again, I'll just end up getting my horribleness all over her."
BoJack Horseman
"But one of those architects,"
BoJack Horseman
"and, by day, she's an international superspy."
BoJack Horseman
"-So, when is she an architect? -I don't know. Frontier times?"
BoJack Horseman
"If she's a call girl at night and a spy during the day--"
BoJack Horseman
"-Hey, look, Penny. -Oh, God, what's she doing?"
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"-Does she look emotionally damaged? -She's just going to the computer."
BoJack Horseman
"She's probably in a sex chat room with some middle-aged horse"
BoJack Horseman
"because that's the only way she can still feel love."
BoJack Horseman
"-Yeah, probably. -Or she's so upset about what you did"
BoJack Horseman
"That makes even more sense."
BoJack Horseman
"All right, we've established that you ruined her."
BoJack Horseman
"-Can we go back to L.A. now? -Yes."
BoJack Horseman
"So... obviously, I wanted to keep following Penny because I'm an idiot."
BoJack Horseman
"Let's just nip this in the bud."
BoJack Horseman
"I'm gonna write "Do not follow Penny" on my hands"
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"in the unlikely scenario of my blacking out again."
BoJack Horseman
"I'll just write "Follow Penny" on this hand,"
BoJack Horseman
"and then, on this hand, I'll write..."
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"-Goddamn it! -What?"
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