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Clips from BoJack Horseman - That's Too Much, Man! (S03E03)

"[groans]"
BoJack Horseman
"-Uh, what? -The hand demanded donuts."
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, God, this is just like the episode of Horsin' Around"
BoJack Horseman
"when Olivia went to the frat party,"
BoJack Horseman
"to help her get out of this jam!"
BoJack Horseman
"Ugh. Okay, now, I'm bored again. Quit hoggin' the 'nocs."
BoJack Horseman
"She's just drinking Red Bull. Wait. Now, she's leaving."
BoJack Horseman
"-[both gasp] -Hey, look, it's the Obertones!"
BoJack Horseman
"Love your sound, dudes!"
BoJack Horseman
"Or, possibly... she's fine."
BoJack Horseman
"Hey, you were a father figure, who was sexually inappropriate to me,"
BoJack Horseman
"and I turned out perfect."
BoJack Horseman
"-Now, can we please go home? -Okay, good plan."
BoJack Horseman
"Whoa, whoa, whoa."
BoJack Horseman
"-What are you doing here? -Hey, Penny!"
BoJack Horseman
"-Did you come here to find me? -No, I--"
BoJack Horseman
"You can't be here. I-I don't want to see you here."
BoJack Horseman
"-Oh, my God! Oh, my God! -BoJack, we need to get out of here now."
BoJack Horseman
"Penny, no."
BoJack Horseman
"You know, on the plus side, she really seemed okay."
BoJack Horseman
"-Oh, God. -I think the wound was completely healed"
BoJack Horseman
"before you reopened it by showing up unannounced at her college"
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, good Lord!"
BoJack Horseman
"-Will you please stop talking about it? -Okay, fine."
BoJack Horseman
"Whoop. [shivers]"
BoJack Horseman
"Next time, could you almost molest someone who lives in Hawaii?"
BoJack Horseman
"You could be bummed out at a luau right now."
BoJack Horseman
"-You got a bottle opener? -Glove compartment."
BoJack Horseman
"Well, I'll be a dick sucked by a dumbshit! What do we have here?"
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, that? Turns out there's a brand of heroin called BoJack."
BoJack Horseman
"Dude, that's a big freaking deal."
BoJack Horseman
"Getting a drug named after you is cooler than getting an Oscar."
BoJack Horseman
"I mean, there's Billy Crystal Meth, Angel Dustin Hoffman,"
BoJack Horseman
"Lucille Eightball and now you."
BoJack Horseman
"-Thank you? -Oh, we have to do BoJack!"
BoJack Horseman
"-It's too perfect. -I don't know."
BoJack Horseman
"There's that old saying. "Liquor before beer, never fear."
BoJack Horseman
"Don't do heroin.""
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""I'm BoJack. Please, put me inside you.""
BoJack Horseman
"We can snort heroin like sophisticated adults."
BoJack Horseman
"Way ahead of you."
BoJack Horseman
"[both snorting, sighing]"
BoJack Horseman
"Okay, thank you. Happy Thanksgiving 2007."
BoJack Horseman
"Why did you just say what year it is?"
BoJack Horseman
"I guess I just get nervous talking to network executives."
BoJack Horseman
"I was afraid your character trying heroin would be a bridge too far."
BoJack Horseman
"Yeah."
BoJack Horseman
"Of course. Audiences hate meta jokes. When will comedy writers learn?"
BoJack Horseman
"BoJack, I know there is an audience out there for our show."
BoJack Horseman
"I know what you're thinking-- Full frontal."
BoJack Horseman
"I was thinking guest star."
BoJack Horseman
"We need a celebrity who is incredibly popular right now, like--"
BoJack Horseman
"Would you ask her? I'm sure she'd do it for you."
BoJack Horseman
"[moaning]"
BoJack Horseman
"-So, what is it? -What is what?"
BoJack Horseman
"Oh! Um, never mind. Hey, how long have we known each other?"
BoJack Horseman
"-Feels like our entire lives. -Well, my entire life, pretty much."
BoJack Horseman
"We were on a TV show. Isn't that insane?"
BoJack Horseman
"Yeah, it's pretty wild."
BoJack Horseman
"You know, sometimes it feels like you're the only one who really understands me,"
BoJack Horseman
"Nobody knows what we went through, nobody who wasn't on that show."
BoJack Horseman
"But we knew each other before we were anybody,"
BoJack Horseman
"and that's how we can be friends, because we're not like those other people."
BoJack Horseman
"The people who glom onto you because of who they think you are,"
BoJack Horseman
"I never asked for that kind of pressure,"
BoJack Horseman
"but you and me, we don't want anything from each other."
BoJack Horseman
"You know, I... I could never figure out what love meant,"
BoJack Horseman
"-Oh, my God! Thank God you're okay! -I'm not okay. I'm bored."
BoJack Horseman
"This hotel room is boring!"
BoJack Horseman
"-[gasps] The Oscars are on. -Really?"
BoJack Horseman
"-How long have we been on this bender? -I love the Oscars."
BoJack Horseman
"The red carpet, the fashion,"
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"all the magic of Hollywoo wrapped up in one exciting night."
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"[screams] I won! Oh, my God! I forgot I was even nominated."
BoJack Horseman
"I accept this on her behalf."
BoJack Horseman
"wherever you are, please come home."
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, man, I should have been there."
BoJack Horseman
"These boobs aren't me."
BoJack Horseman
"-This house isn't me. -We're not at your house right now."
BoJack Horseman
"The only reason I wear this shirt"
BoJack Horseman
"[scoffs] I just liked that someone still wanted me to wear their shirt."
BoJack Horseman
"What am I supposed to do? I don't know what to do."
BoJack Horseman
"And I'll tell you what we're gonna do. We're gonna go to the planetarium."
BoJack Horseman
"Really?"
BoJack Horseman
"[man] Our solar system formed about four and a half billion years ago..."
BoJack Horseman
"-Isn't this place amazing? -Totally."
BoJack Horseman
"I always forget that there are more than just the six stars"
BoJack Horseman
"you can see in the Los Angeles sky."
BoJack Horseman
"Yeah, that's cool, too, but I meant this building."
BoJack Horseman
"[yawns] I wanna be an architect."
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"[man] ...be it horse, cat, human, or even lizard,"
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"our lives are but the briefest flashes"
BoJack Horseman
"See, Sarah Lynn, we're not doomed."
BoJack Horseman
"that will one day be forgotten."
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"this one spectacular moment we are sharing together."
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"Sarah Lynn?"
BoJack Horseman
"Sarah Lynn?"
BoJack Horseman
"♪ Back in the '90s I was in a very famous TV show ♪"
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"♪ And I'm trying to hold on to my past ♪"
BoJack Horseman
"♪ Or I'm more man than a horse ♪"
BoJack Horseman
"Boxer vs. Raptor, ♪ Na-na na-na na-na na-na! ♪"
BoJack Horseman
"Good morning, busy buzzy bees."
BoJack Horseman
"Sorry, missed it! You should learn to talk louder, dude!"
BoJack Horseman
"Everything sucks! Especially sobriety. Why would I make my body a temple?"
BoJack Horseman
"[grunting] To nine months of sobriety."
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"[both laughing]"
BoJack Horseman
"-Try to keep up here. -Oh..."
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"[audience laughing]"
BoJack Horseman
"[speaking slowly] My name is Simon and I'm an alcoholic."
BoJack Horseman
"-Then, I tried to sleep with the daughter. -[all groaning]"
BoJack Horseman
"Most of us aren't as proud of it as you seem to be."
BoJack Horseman
"They taught me how to make amends."
BoJack Horseman
"-[laughing] -[crying]"
BoJack Horseman
"They did not keep their fridge stocked enough"
BoJack Horseman
"There's no more of anything. Let's just go."
BoJack Horseman
"That's cool. I forgive you. Wait, would my character say that?"
BoJack Horseman
"What's Diane's deal again? She's, like, an Asian Daria?"
BoJack Horseman
"Who's Mr. Peanutbutter?"
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, my God, that mirror is talking to us!"
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"[both groan]"
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