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Clips from BoJack Horseman - That's Too Much, Man! (S03E03)

"[angelic music playing]"
BoJack Horseman
"[takes deep breath]"
BoJack Horseman
"Good morning, Sarah Lynn. Good to see you, Sarah Lynn."
BoJack Horseman
"Good morning, handsome garden ants."
BoJack Horseman
"Your flowers make my feelings dance. I like your handsome planter pants."
BoJack Horseman
"Sober, so good."
BoJack Horseman
"-You wanna party? -Oh, thank God. Yes!"
BoJack Horseman
"-Is that how you pronounce it? -Who knows?"
BoJack Horseman
"-Ow. -How's life?"
BoJack Horseman
"-Well, the truth is that... -Didn't catch that, but everything's cool?"
BoJack Horseman
"No. In fact, I've never felt so alone--"
BoJack Horseman
"Yeah, I got royally screwed, know who was there for me?"
BoJack Horseman
"I've been to Temple. Temple is super boring."
BoJack Horseman
"Yes! Let's get higher than a stilt walker's dick!"
BoJack Horseman
"What do you mean "get"? This whole house is booze and drugs."
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, yeah, I also told the liquor store to deliver."
BoJack Horseman
"Okay, okay. What about this one?"
BoJack Horseman
"What about the one where the writers made Joelle dress up like a pumpkin,"
BoJack Horseman
"We didn't know how good we had it."
BoJack Horseman
"and we weren't worried about our legacy or awards."
BoJack Horseman
"That does sound like me, but I don't remember any of that."
BoJack Horseman
"-Whoa! I think I just had another one. -Another what? Pizza?"
BoJack Horseman
"Boom! Boner! Pay up! What did I tell you?"
BoJack Horseman
"That's not a boner. It's a shadow."
BoJack Horseman
"then you go in and get your mind blown by all the trippy galaxies and shit."
BoJack Horseman
"[snorting] No, no, no! That was drywall."
BoJack Horseman
"-Let's just take a box of whiskey and go. -Whoo!"
BoJack Horseman
"Last night, you couldn't even solve the mystery of where the toilet is."
BoJack Horseman
"No, Detective Pukes in the Washing Machine."
BoJack Horseman
"You're here because I couldn't leave you alone in my house,"
BoJack Horseman
"Nowhere in the 12 steps does it say to not drink."
BoJack Horseman
"Take a swig."
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, God. Boo!"
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, booing is generally frowned upon here."
BoJack Horseman
"How else am I supposed to express how boring these stories are?"
BoJack Horseman
"My rock bottom was when I actually woke up under a rock."
BoJack Horseman
"Can't get lower than that."
BoJack Horseman
"One time, I didn't want my friend to move out,"
BoJack Horseman
"so I used character actress Ann Dowd to help me sabotage his hip-hopera."
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, please, that's baby stuff."
BoJack Horseman
"-BoJack, maybe we should go. -I got somethin' for ya. Whoa."
BoJack Horseman
"My name is BoJack."
BoJack Horseman
"Anyway, I once went all the way down to New Mexico to see a woman that I knew,"
BoJack Horseman
"Penny Carson. That's her real name. You can look her up. I don't care."
BoJack Horseman
"The worst part is, I don't even know what happened after I left."
BoJack Horseman
"So, anyone got a better story than that?"
BoJack Horseman
"That was impressive, BoJack."
BoJack Horseman
"You told everyone about that Penny chick."
BoJack Horseman
"-[tires squealing] -[loud crash]"
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, she's fine. I looked her up on Facebook."
BoJack Horseman
"She's going to Oberlin,"
BoJack Horseman
"on the first cold day of winter."
BoJack Horseman
"It's a never-ending cycle,"
BoJack Horseman
"where you always end up feeling good about yourself."
BoJack Horseman
"Maybe you should start with the family whose playhouse you just smashed."
BoJack Horseman
"-[grunts] -Yes!"
BoJack Horseman
"remind me that this is another thing I need to make amends for."
BoJack Horseman
"[sighs, burps]"
BoJack Horseman
"That's what happens when you mix the appetite of a horse"
BoJack Horseman
"-I can't leave until I make amends. -[gasps] I got a idea!"
BoJack Horseman
"My name is BoJack's friend What's-Her-Face and I wear glasses."
BoJack Horseman
"With the glasses and the jacket and her whole "blah" thing."
BoJack Horseman
"Ow! Come on!"
BoJack Horseman
"Well, I also ate a shit ton of Bugles, so no."
BoJack Horseman
"-It was all of us. -Next stop, Todd!"
BoJack Horseman
"Todd, I'm sorry. I want to take full responsibility for what happened,"
BoJack Horseman
"And besides, are you even really into girls?"
BoJack Horseman
"-Hey, what are you doing with our son? -Uh..."
BoJack Horseman
"Wait, you're BoJack Horseman."
BoJack Horseman
"-Hey, wait! -Hold on. Where are you going?"
BoJack Horseman
"-Sleepover? -No offense, Todd,"
BoJack Horseman
"but your parents are creeping me out."
BoJack Horseman
"I'm very drunk and a little nauseous,"
BoJack Horseman
"-Amends... for what? -I don't know."
BoJack Horseman
"Whatever it is that you think I did to make you disappear."
BoJack Horseman
"No, this is not about the Oscar campaign."
BoJack Horseman
"[snorting] Yes, Ana, I'm a mess."
BoJack Horseman
"What about that doesn't appeal to you?"
BoJack Horseman
"[sighs]"
BoJack Horseman
"BoJack, when I was in college, I had a job as a lifeguard..."
BoJack Horseman
"Wait, did we just go to Ana's house? Did I get closure?"
BoJack Horseman
"but I feel like you told me some important story"
BoJack Horseman
"Gotta be honest. I've had a couple beers."
BoJack Horseman
"-One more time? -No. This time I wrote it down."
BoJack Horseman
"Pay attention, Sarah Lynn."
BoJack Horseman
"-Mm-hmm. -[inhales] That's very helpful."
BoJack Horseman
"I'm sorry!"
BoJack Horseman
"[sighs]"
BoJack Horseman
"Okay, so I know I keep bothering you tonight."
BoJack Horseman
"Tonight? I haven't seen you in two weeks."
BoJack Horseman
"I wanted to go to the planetarium, but you demanded we come here."
BoJack Horseman
"-Let's turn this car around right now. -[tires squealing]"
BoJack Horseman
"because you really wanted to find that deer girl,"
BoJack Horseman
"There was a whole makeover sequence, where we went to the mall"
BoJack Horseman
"and tried on different trench coats for each other."
BoJack Horseman
"Do you not remember any of that?"
BoJack Horseman
"This is insane. I already scarred her for life."
BoJack Horseman
"You think it's too late for me to go to college?"
BoJack Horseman
"No, I didn't mean what era."
BoJack Horseman
"that she's using the Internet to find ways to commit suicide."
BoJack Horseman
"We're just doing what the hand said."
BoJack Horseman
"-[gasps] There she is. -She's drinking beer."
BoJack Horseman
"-♪ Thank you ♪ -♪ Thank you ♪"
BoJack Horseman
"-♪ Thank you ♪ -♪ Thank you! ♪"
BoJack Horseman
"She seems... fine."
BoJack Horseman
"[all screaming melodically]"
BoJack Horseman
"No, no, no! Shush, shush."
BoJack Horseman
"-BoJack? -Oh!"
BoJack Horseman
"I don't want to see you at all. I was 17. I didn't know any better."
BoJack Horseman
"-I tried-- -You need to leave."
BoJack Horseman
"-[overlapping chatter] -BoJack, over here!"
BoJack Horseman
"Penny?"
BoJack Horseman
"-Until she saw you and freaked out. -[groans]"
BoJack Horseman
"and all the pain came rushing back to her."
BoJack Horseman
"In a way, it's like you destroyed her life twice."
BoJack Horseman
"Man, Ohio sucks!"
BoJack Horseman
"Let's just go home."
BoJack Horseman
"It's a rarefied breed, man. Congratulations!"
BoJack Horseman
"I'm not gonna shoot heroin with you, Sarah Lynn."
BoJack Horseman
"This last episode got the worst ratings yet."
BoJack Horseman
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