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Clips from 30 Rock - Reunion (S03E03)

"Oh, you have to go!"
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"My high school union was so much fun!"
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"Hello, Taniqua."
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"You can get back at everyone who ever messed with you."
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"Sir, this is a school for deaf girls."
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"And I definitely would've gone to my reunion"
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"Well, I wouldn't have fun, so I'm not going."
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"Kathy! Look up here, Kathy!"
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"We shouldn't have to go through this, sir. You're doing the job of C.E.O.,"
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"it should be you on the cover of the Quarterly Report."
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"Until then, the board put her in charge and we need to respect that."
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"What if something happened to her? Something bad."
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"What is she doing?"
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"How come there's no Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?"
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"They got every race and life-form in the galaxy,"
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"Geiss woke up!"
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"Geiss is awake!"
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"Yes. I was the first person he called. Well, his French-Canadian mistress, then me."
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"I did it, Lemon. I got the brass ring."
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"And I couldn't have done it without..."
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"my lucky coin."
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"I'm happy for you."
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"Wipe that smug smile off Michelle Obama's face."
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"Am I the only person around here that doesn't like reunions?"
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"but I was kind of a lonel nerd in high school."
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"If I remember correctly, you were also a good deal more..."
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"I just wanted to be left alone,"
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"Hey Liz, how's the telescope?"
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"The cool, pretty crowd."
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"Well, that's you now, Lemon."
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"You run a hit TV show,"
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"you have very impressive friends,"
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"And you're telling me that you don't have the confidence"
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"Jack, It's a suburb of Philadelphia"
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"Lemon, you will go and show that Kelsey Winthrop"
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"I'll never get a rental car now anyway."
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"Well, then take the G.E. jet."
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"The C.E.O. insists."
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"There's popcorn on the plane."
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"I want to go to there."
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"Jackie-boy! I think you know why you're here."
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"You are the first to know officially"
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"Oh, no, no, no."
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"It could have been an alien."
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"If that ever even happens."
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"Tray, why are you in your angry chair?"
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"Because Kenneth got a bigger laugh in the elevator than me today."
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"And where were you two?"
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"Your job is to protect me from embarrassment!"
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"Okay, we're gettin in the elevator with Kenneth"
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"and you're going to laugh at my jokes!"
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"Hey, Hey. I'm so glad I found you."
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"There's been a change of plans"
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"What?"
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"A beam of energy told him to."
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"That's fun, right?"
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"And instead of running everything I'm going back to my old job so..."
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"But I'm gonna fight for you!"
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"You can say it three times!"
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"Cat anus, cat anus, cat anus!"
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"I have to be."
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"What are my other options?"
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"If I do that, Geiss and the beam win."
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"Jeez, Jack, tough year."
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"First William F. Buckley dies, now this."
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"Next stop impotence, right?"
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"So since we don't have the jet I guess..."
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"I've rented a jet and I'll drop you off on my way to Miami."
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"Why are you going to Miami?"
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"I gotta blow off some steam."
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"Come on, let's go have some fun."
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"Boy, it was something landing in this storm, huh?"
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"Listen, about some of this stuff that I said..."
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"One time I laughed at a blind guy eating spaghetti!"
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"I saw my grandparents making love once"
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"and I didn't leave right away!"
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"All that work, all that sacrifice. Why did I bother?"
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"I don't know who I am."
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"Jack!"
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"We have a lovely N.C. Wyeth museum..."
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"Actually, some meth addicts burned that place down last August."
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"Oh. well there are excellent restaurants down on Cabot Street..."
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"I wouldn't recommend going to Little Hanoi after dark"
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"Why don't you Just direct me to the bar?"
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"Sorry, sir, no bars here."
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"We've been a dry county since 1880."
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"Wow, I didn't get the memo!"
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"This place is bigger than my apartment!"
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"A white wine spritzer, please."
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"Kelsey Winthrop"
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"To get there go straight down Ngo Dinh Diem Boulevard"
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"until you see a sign that says "Detour"."
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"Ignore that, it's a trap."
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"Does the reunion have a bar?"
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"Kelsey?"
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"Flap, flap, flap. Butterfly."
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"Wow! I did not think you'd come."
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"Well, I almost didn't."
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"I was in Manhattan, working in the fast lane."
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"and make us go through it all again!"
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"Hey, Liz, how's the telescope?"
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"I don't know, Kelsey. How's your mother's pill addiction?"
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"I was a nerd!"
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"You were a bully!"
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"We were all afraid of you!"
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"We called you the White Haven witch!"
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"Lemon!"
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"But you thought it was funny to say that God pooped on me."
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"I was a nobody!"
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"I have had years of therapy..."
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"Oh no, Kels, your facial tic."
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"You brought it back! Are you happy?!"
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"And I've still got the mulch business."
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"and I don't answer to anyone."
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"Are you happy?"
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"Well, I got a boat, good friends, a trampoline."
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"I just found out that I was a jerk in high school."
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"Turns out I'm not the lovable nerd, I was the bully you hate."
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"What? No, we were friends!"
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"Come out of what?"
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