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Clips from 30 Rock - Reunion (S03E03)

"I'd like you to meet my wife"
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"with whom I've raised three beautiful dogs."
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"Even Rob Sussman hated me?!"
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"What's wrong with these people?"
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"Are you having a stroke?"
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"I envy them."
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"I wish I was one of them."
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"It finally broke down."
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"Yeah, from having too much sex in it."
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"Hey, let's go out in the parking lot and do donuts."
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"Just like the old days!"
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"Jack."
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"Sure, I said some dumb things in high school, but I've changed."
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"Jenna, we're the most important people here, right?"
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"Of course, Tracy. We're actors."
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"And people around here shouldn't take attention away from us, should they?"
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"If someone threatens that, you need to put a stop to it."
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"Who are you worried about? Is it Allison from Wardrobe's baby?"
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"What is up with that thing?"
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"So she can put her feet in her mouth. So can I."
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"It's not the baby. It's Kenneth."
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"Kenneth? Are you crazy?"
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"Yeah, he does..."
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"Come on, you know we're the big dogs around here."
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"Hey, let's go throw a tantrum about the air conditioning."
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"Larry? It's me, Jessica."
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"I can't believe you're here."
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"I didn't know what to say."
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"I hate the way we ended, Larry."
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"Jessica."
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"No."
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"Guys, I just want to say I am so, so sorry if I ever --"
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"Twenty years too late and way too little."
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"Why don't you please leave us alone. We're trying to have fun tonight."
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"Look! Let's all do The Diane!"
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"Could you hit four, please?"
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"You are so funny. They should put you on the show!"
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"Singing in the elevator!"
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"It's like a road-trip to the sky!"
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"# 99 bottles of beer on the wall?"
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"# 99 bottles of beer?"
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"# You take one down and pass it around?"
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"Kenneth is a monster!"
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"We have to stop him!"
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"Seven Minutes in Heaven."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Ugh. Like I even want to be here."
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"It's a nightmare!"
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"Wow, Lemon, you really haven't changed have you?"
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"Excuse me?"
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"What happened when I told you Geiss had screwed me over for the C.E.O. job?"
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"Did you offer your help as a friend or did you make some joke about my being impotent?"
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"Jeez, that was like eight hours ago! I was just,"
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"I don't know, cutting the tension."
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"Really? I'm the one who's hiding? Larry Braverman?"
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"When you feel threatened, you attack."
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"That's why you're almost 40 and still alone!"
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"At least I'm not 50, alone,"
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"and sitting on 2,000 business cards for a job I'm never going to get!"
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"What did you say?"
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"You paid extra for a rush order."
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"Why is she so mean?"
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"Here's your lunch order, Mr. Parcell."
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"Just the way you like it."
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"But that's my job..."
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"Mr. Jordan, why are you giving a tour?"
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"It doesn't feel good when someone does your job, does it?"
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"I don't understand..."
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"I would never do anything to hurt you! You're my best friend!"
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"I just want you to stop."
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"No, keep crying."
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"I want you to feel this so you never make this mistake again."
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"And for traveling the farthest distance, David Messinger!"
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"It will be delicious!"
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"And now... for Best School Spirit, it's Liz Lemon!"
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"Wait!"
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"Wait, wait! We cannot do this. We cannot "Carrie" Liz Lemon."
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"We all know that Liz Lemon has her faults. But no one's perfect."
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"I mean, I'm certainly not perfect."
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"Don't say that, Larry! You're more than perfect!"
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"We all have our ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness."
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"Lemon here hides behind her insults."
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"She's a good person"
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"Larry, we're also happy to have you back in our lives."
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"But me especially."
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"Because there's someone I want you to meet."
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"Larry..."
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"this is your son."
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"I am Liz Lemon's platonic friend Jack Donaghy."
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"That's right. A Jet to New York City!"
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"Lemon out!"
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"Hey, there, Michael!"
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"Then we'd have a secret that bound us together!"
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"I don't know."
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"Either a weather event's approaching or..."
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"What is this, the local?"
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"It's Dove age-fighting acne cream."
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"I'm meeting him in one hour on the Edison Terrace."
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"I wish I had a Princeton reunion right now."
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"This may come as a surprise to you Jack,"
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"Congratulations."
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"A beam of energy came and spoke to me during my coma."
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"But it told me my work here is not yet done."
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"Cry? Wallow?"
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"No, no! you're still going to your reunion. Nothing changes."
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"Why does anyone go to Miami?"
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"Um, the Vietnamese immigrants took over all of those places."
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"It's the one tradition that remains!"
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"Give me the key."
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"A Manhattan, please."
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"What?"
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"This is a beauty mark!"
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"It's hard work but I'm outside all day"
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"This is mostly spit!"
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"Hello, Elizabeth. It's Rob Sussman."
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"Oh, boy."
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"The Three B's..."
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"Beer, boats and buds."
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"Larry?"
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"You're still like the coolest guy ever!"
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