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Clips from The Simpsons - My Fair Laddy (S17E17)

"Bombardment! Bombardment! (GROANS)"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"Time for the bombarded to become the bombardier."
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"Why'd I put this in here?"
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"My saxophone!"
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"(HONKS)"
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"You jerk! I'm telling Morn! (SAXOPHONE HONKING)"
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"But my doctor says no more Bombardment."
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"Well, welcome to AA. Always Attacking!"
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"Simpson!"
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"Bart's got an ice ball!"
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"You will defrost, drain, and surrender that ball!"
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"And then I will use it to bombard you! Bombardment!"
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"Hmm? (GASPS)"
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"Me shack! It's ruined!"
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"(GROANS)"
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"Listen. I'm real sorry I busted your shack."
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"Let me make it up to you."
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"I know a ravine where there's a rusted-out car."
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"of ravines and rusted-out cars."
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"That's my mom. I gotta go. I finished nailing this board."
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"(THUNDER RUMBLES)"
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"Poor Willie."
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"Would you like to spend the night with us?"
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"I don't need your charity, not as long as I've got a pan over me head."
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"Oh, so that's where all my soup went."
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"Thanks for taking me in, Missus."
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"Please accept this in return."
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"It's a sculpture made of children's lost retainers."
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"Huh? Ooh..."
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"It's lovely!"
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"I like this part in here. The way it, um, goes."
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"Willie, I hope I'm not being too personal."
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"But you seem resigned to a life of abject squalor."
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"My family's used to it."
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"Don't you ever hope for anything better?"
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"Something better? For Willie?"
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"Maybe you could aim a little higher."
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"(SINGING) Oh, to have me shack rebuilt"
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"Get my rotten teeth all drilled"
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"Something on underneath me kilt"
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"Matching shoes for both me feet"
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"Dining on untainted meat"
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"Oh, wouldn't it be adequate"
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"Adequate"
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"You're right, Lisa. I do want to better me lot."
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"To live like a normal..."
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"Bart, Willie could have a better life"
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"if only someone showed him how."
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"I bet I could turn him into a proper gentleman,"
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"and I will do it in time for the school science fair."
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"You're on, Lise."
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"I think you'll find that deep down anyone can be civilized."
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"Goodnight, Willie."
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"Willie, in the next few weeks,"
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"I'll be teaching you poise, pronunciation, and posture."
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"Let's see you stand up as straight as you can."
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"Well, there's a first time for everything."
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"Ugh! I'm too far off the ground!"
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"Lisa, come up here and help me down!"
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"(WHIMPERS)"
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"you love our big blue trousers,"
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"Sales plummeted after our disastrous Super Bowl ad."
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"(GROANS)"
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"Mr. Stern, would you make those glorious blue pants again"
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"if I whipped up public interest for them?"
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"Of course. But how?"
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"I haven't even thought of it yet!"
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"Well, what have I got to lose"
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"How long is this commercial anyway?"
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"I don't know. I've never made it to the end."
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"I'll kill ya! I'll kill ya for what you've done to me!"
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"Lisa, you're a sweet lass. But it's hopeless."
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"Like my dad told me."
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"And you'll be lucky if you grow up to be garbage!"
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"Let him cut it himself."
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"It's time he learned life ain't one big party."
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"(SOBS) That was the last time we really talked."
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"(SOBBING)"
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"What the hell are they doing in there?"
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"into a proper gentleman. (SCOFFS)"
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"That's as unlikely as Kearney going around the world in 80 days."
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"Eighty days?"
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"Ample time to circumnavigate the globe, booger breath."
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"I shall hold the money."
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"(GASPS) Homie? What's that?"
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"Well, it creeps me out. (CLICKS)"
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"Wow."
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"It glows in the dark. It's not supposed to."
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"All right. Let's just try one more lesson."
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"Repeat after me."
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""What flows from the nose does not go on the clothes.""
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"It's no use!"
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"I'm not very cultured. I don't even have a last name!"
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"Care to concede that bet?"
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""does not go on my clothes.""
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"Say it again!"
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"(SINGING) What flows from the nose"
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"Dad, get your own song."
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"(SINGING) I'm getting blue pants in the morning"
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"Gee, Homer. if those blue pants mean that much to you,"
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"they must be the greatest."
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"I'm getting two pairs today."
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"This guy paints his noggin and you guys are ready to buy pants."
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"You don't have to look at me."
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"Well, he does have billboard money."
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"But he might be right for my friend."
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"Really? Huh."
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"(MACHINE BEEPING)"
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"(CLEARS THROAT) Ms. Lisa Simpson. Master Bart Simpson."
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"And Mr. G.K. Willington Esquire."
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"Hubba-hubba, Mommy like!"
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"If you ask me,"
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"the Royal Shakespeare Company's latest"
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"season was much ado about nothing. (ALL LAUGHING)"
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"Ha! I get that reference."
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"I would be delighted to dine with you on the 12th."
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"It feels so sublime. lfeel like I..."
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"(SINGING) Could be indoors all night"
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"And never soil my suit"
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