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Clips from Family Guy - Peter's Two Dads (S05E05)

"- Yeah, sure... - Yeah, sure. Why not?"
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"Oh, thanks, guys! You're the best!"
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"- Sound reasoning. - You guys,"
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"- Can you spell that for me? - Certainly. That's Robert Loggia."
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""O" as in "Oh, my God, it's Robert Loggia,""
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""E" as in everybody loves Robert Loggia,"
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""L" as in "Look, it's Robert Loggia...""
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"- Here you are, Brian. - What's this?"
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"Ring, ring."
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"- Stewie? - No, this is Stewie's housekeeper,"
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"- Who is it? - He didn't say."
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"- Well, find out, would you? - Who is this?"
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"- Brian. - Ryan?"
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"- Brian! - Mitchell?"
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"No, no. I have no idea."
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"You are hmm-hmm. Going on hmm-hmm."
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"That, uh..."
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"I don't know what that is."
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"You know, we're gonna have to talk to her"
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"Come in."
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"- Hi, sweetie. - Hey, Meg."
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"So, Meg, your birthday's coming up, huh?"
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"- Or is it? - I'm gonna be 17, you jerks!"
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"Oh, Francis, I'm glad you could make it."
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"I want to see her eat it!"
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"he notices a grasshopper on the ground."
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"Hey, kids, I'm Peepants, the inebriated hobo clown."
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"Meg, guess what Peepants got you for your birthday."
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"- A scarf. - I don't want a scarf, Dad."
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"Take them!"
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"- All right, Meg. - Thank you."
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"You're welcome."
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"Oh, God, not the "mine" phase. I've been dreading this day."
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"I'm entitled to these things, Lois."
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"Peter, have you been drinking?"
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"- Well, a little. It is a party. - Take off that stupid costume!"
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"How is he, Doctor?"
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"Dad, I'm so sorry I broke all your ribs"
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"Maybe I'll bury him in the pet cemetery."
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"Okay, I'll bury him in a regular cemetery."
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"- Excuse us. - Yeah, we'll be right back."
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"You know what the worst part is?"
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"All I wanted was for my dad to tell me he loved me."
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"Booze made me fall down all those stairs."
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"Well, from this day forward, I, Peter Griffin,"
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"- What the fuck?! - Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian."
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"Right behind Black's Hardware Store. There's a white guy selling it."
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""Hot Monogamy, the board game for failing marriages.""
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"Stewie, I have had just about enough of this new selfish attitude of yours."
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"- Let me give you a hug. - No!"
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"I haven't been this scared since Mother Teresa OD'd in my car."
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"I could've had a V8."
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"Mother, I'm sorry I went against your wishes."
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"Mommy is so sorry she hit you."
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"I promise I will never lay a hand on you again."
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"Come on, Lois, hit me! Beat the crap out of me! Step on my cubes."
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"and I met a young rogue named Mickey McFinnegan."
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"There she is, Rupert."
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"What's next? What's next? Oh, God, I've been so bloody naughty,"
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"- Oh, Stewie! - Yeah?"
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"Well, you know what'll ease your stress? Slap me across the face like a bitch!"
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"Make me wear panties, rub dirt in my eye, violating me with a wine bottle."
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"Welcome to Ireland. We'll be landing in five minutes."
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"This is quite a country, Brian."
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"That's a negative stereotype."
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"but I know where it should be!"
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"I suppose it's money you're wanted. I owe you some allowance and so forth."
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"Who's leg do you have to hump to get a pint of Guiness around here?"
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"And what makes you think you can hold your own with the *likes* of me?"
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"I just never managed to get my life together."
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"Isn't that hilarious?"
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"My God, nobody's ever beat me at the game of drink."
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"I'm a McFinnegan now! I can forget all about Francis."
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"But there is one thing, Mickey."
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"So let's dance!"
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"But all the ladies catch the clap from your drunken Irish dad"
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"Ask a Hennesy, Tennesy, Morrison,"
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"All feel the same mixture of pride and the shame"
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"Fight for his honor and then start to cry..."
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"We Irish lads are all infirm And our moods infect us like a germ"
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"And we don't tan well, either."
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"Um, Mom, Dad, um,"
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"I decided I want a big party this year with all my friends."
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"And maybe a band. Is that cool?"
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"What's she talking about? A party for what?"
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"I don't know. She have her period or something? She getting married?"
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"No. If she was getting married,"
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"we probably would've seen a guy around, right?"
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"it's Meg's birthday next week."
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"Ah, man, I hate kids' birthday parties."
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"at the airport."
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"- May I have your name, please? - Robert Loggia."
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""R" as in Robert Loggia,"
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""B" as in "By God, that's Robert Loggia,""
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""R" as in Robert Loggia,"
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""T" as in "Tim, look over there, it's Robert Loggia,""
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"space,"
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"It's an invitation to Meg's party. I'm the party planner."
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"You have to RSVP. You can do it right now if you want."
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"Ring, ring."
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"Aren't you gonna pick it up?"
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"Maybe I'm in the other room."
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"Ring, ring."
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"Ring, ring."
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"- Ring... Oh, come on! - Hello!"
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"Stewie! Stewie!"
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"- Yes, Mrs. Pennyapple? - You've got a telephone call."
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"Oh, Brian. Probably RSVPing about Megan's party."
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"- Hello, Brian. - Hi, Stewie."
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"- What can I do for you? - I'm coming to Meg's party."
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"Oh, splendid. Just give your information to Mrs. Pennyapple."
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"Hello, it's Mrs. Pennyapple again. Shall I put you down for two, Brendan?"
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"- What? - Good-bye."
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"Hey, Lois, I'm ordering a birthday cake,"
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"and the guy wants to know how old Meg is. I didn't know what to tell him."
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"Don't you remember me faking my way through her last birthday?"
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"Should we..."
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"Should we just ask her how old she is?"
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"that'd be kind of awkward, huh?"
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"Hey, maybe we should just cut off her leg and count the rings."
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