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Clips from South Park - More Crap (S11E11)

"Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation,"
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"I'm goin out to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind,"
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"- Well, what food have you been eating? - P.F. Chang's, mostly. Good stuff."
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"I'm going to prescribe a laxative."
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"Is that the biggest crap you've ever seen or what?"
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"No, never."
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"W-Wait a minute. I gotta call Jimbo first."
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"- Hey, guys! - Hey, Randy."
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"Well I don't know about ever..."
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"I'm telling you this thing was the size of a freaking football."
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"I guess it was pretty big."
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"Jesus..."
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"That uh, a little bigger than your brother's there, Gerald?"
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"You're welcome. Jeez, another one."
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"You need to call the European Fecal Standards"
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"Has it been checked for accuracy?"
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"We estimate that the crap is over eight and a half Courics!"
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"We'd better get on a plane. Right away."
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"I believe I detect some cabbage as well?"
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"You mean, really?"
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"Well, I guess we'd better call the old champion"
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"to be nominated for an Academy Award, a Golden Globe..."
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"and the Nobel Peace Prize. Ladies and gentlemen, Bono!"
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"Oh, excuse me. I must be getting another award."
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"for biggest crap ever taken."
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"For years, it has been my honor to try and bring focus to the needs in Africa."
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"you start to think that maybe your life is gonna matter."
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"The only thing I ever made that was any good."
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"You hear that, Stan? Mom says lasagna is ready."
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"Just act like everything's funny! It's a big joke to you, isn't it?"
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"Can you believe him?"
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"Doesn't matter. He's got the record now, there's nothing I can do."
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"Think about it. You weren't even trying to take the biggest crap last time."
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"With the right diet and training, who knows what you're capable of?"
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"Is it over, Randy? We all saw that crap you took!"
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"That was no fluke!"
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"Let's give Bono a run for his money!"
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"Spending nearly every waking hour at P.F. Chang's."
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"We're going to use harmless waves to look inside your belly."
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"Sure. This is your colon, and in here,"
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"Guys, we have a problem!"
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"That's kind of what I'm here for."
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"Do you really need the biggest crap record?"
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"Dude, don't you have enough? I mean..."
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"All I'm asking is that maybe with this one thing,"
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"let my dad be number one."
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"- Say I'm not number two! - You're not number two!"
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"What is wrong with that guy?"
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"How do you know my dad is gonna die?"
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"I can't do it! I can't do it!"
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"A biggest crap means you crapped it out!"
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"We are sorry, Mr. Marsh, but if you cannot crap out the crap..."
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"No... No."
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"I'm sorry that I let you down. I'm sorry I can't crap like Bono."
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"It's too late, Bono. The boy has learned the truth."
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"It was the most amazing crap I'd ever taken."
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"That's why he's able to do so much, try to help so many people..."
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"No, I'm good! Feel a lot better."
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""More Crap""
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"I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time,"
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"Ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor,"
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"I'm heading out to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind,"
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"I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with really big fat titties,"
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"So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine,"
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"Well, there's no doubt in my mind, Mr. Marsh."
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"You are constipated."
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"I haven't taken a crap in over three weeks!"
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"The question is why?"
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"But I must warn you:"
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"When you do finally pass this stool, it might be very painful."
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"How painful is "painful"?"
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"Oh God. Oh, here it comes."
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"Whoa, hot! Hot, hot! Whoa, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!"
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"Oh, it's over. It's over."
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"Oh God. I feel so much better."
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"Wow."
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"That is huge."
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"That has got to be the biggest crap I've ever taken."
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"Hey, hey, Sharon. Sharon, you gotta come see this."
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"Sha-Sharon?"
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"What is it, Randy? Do you have any-- Oh, Randy!"
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"Will you look at that?"
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"- Flush the toilet for Christ's sake! - Come on! That's pretty impressive."
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"- Hey Stan! Stan, look at this. - Randy!"
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"- Look what your old man made. - No way!"
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"Huh? Never seen one that big, have you?"
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"Gross, Dad, sick!"
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"All right, will you flush the toilet now?"
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"I'll try, but I don't think..."
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"Why?"
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"He's gotta see this."
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"No, we are flushing the toilet right now--"
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"Jimbo has to see it"
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"so when I tell the guys how big it was,"
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"they'll know I'm not lying!"
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"- Oh, for the love of God, Randy! - Sharon, this is important."
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"Stan, go call your Uncle Jimbo. I'm gonna stand guard."
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"- Are you feeling better? - Yeah, I'm totally fine now."
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"You guys shoulda seen the crap Randy took last night."
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"It was honestly, the biggest crap"
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"anyone has ever taken. Ever."
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"- A football? That's amazing. - I've never heard of one that big."
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"Oh, my brother took a crap once, that was enormous."
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"It was the biggest in the history of the world, I think."
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"It wasn't bigger than mine was."
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"Oh no, seriously, this crap was a monster."
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"Mine... Mine was bigger."
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"I doubt it."
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"You wanna see it?"
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"That did not seriously come out of your ass."
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"Oh yes, it did."
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"Go ahead and check it for splits. It's one solid piece."
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"It's... other-worldly."
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"Randy, have you called the people"
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"from Guinness Book of World Records? I mean..."
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"this might seriously be the biggest crap in history."
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"That's why I gotta make sure to keep it safe."
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"- Randy Marsh! - Aw, crap!"
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"The guys agree, Sharon: It could be a record holder."
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"Why are men so obsessed with how big their crap is?"
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