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Clips from South Park - Cartman Sucks (S11E11)

"Eh... what?"
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"You put a guy's wiener in your mouth, that makes you gay, stupid!"
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"That makes you very fucking gay."
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"But I'm not-- I'm not gay, you guys!"
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"What, what can I do? How how can I reverse this?"
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"- You can't! - No, wait."
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"I know how you can reverse it, Cartman."
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"How?"
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"is to get Butters to put your wiener in his mouth."
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"Yeah. Then it cancels out the gay polarity."
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"Shit, I gotta find Butters!"
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"- Butters. - Hey, Eric."
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"Butters, guess what? I have a surprise for you."
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"- A surprise? What is it? - It's so fucking awesome."
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"You're gonna be so stoked. It's the best surprise ever!"
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"- You ready? - Yeah!"
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"Okay! Just open your mouth and close your eyes"
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"and get on your knees!"
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"Oh, okay!"
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"- Hang on a second here. - How come uh, I can't see?"
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"Cause then it wouldn't be a surprise, would it?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Hey, wait a minute. This ain't a trick, is it?"
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"stick something yicky in my mouth, are ya?"
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"I swear on my mother's life, Butters."
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"I am not going to stick anything yicky in your mouth."
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"Okay!"
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"All right, you ready? All right just- Okay, open. Okay, okay, here it comes."
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"Just sit very still, okay? Here we go."
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"- Butters! What are you doing?! - I'm getting a surprise!"
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"Oh my God!"
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"Hey. Where'd Eric go?"
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"- Like what? - Don't lie to me, Butters!"
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"I know your secret now!"
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"No, wait, wait. It's okay. It's okay, Butters."
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"- What's bi-curious? - You are."
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"Just harmless curiosity and it doesn't mean anything."
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"We just need to get you some help, Butters."
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"What's going on, you two?"
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"Father Maxi, I just don't know where else to turn."
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"You see, I've just learned that my son is bi-curious."
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"Is that true, son? Are you feeling confused?"
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"Yeah, I'm pretty confused alright."
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"Young man, these confused feelings that you're having"
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"are simply the Devil's way of trying to get ahold of you."
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"- Really? - What can I do, Father?"
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"There is a special camp"
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"where young men who are confused, like your son"
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"can go and be cleansed by the power of God."
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"Many bi-curious boys come out of the camp completely cured."
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"A secluded camp where lots of bicurious boys are all put together?"
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"- That sounds like a good idea. - Whoa, boy! Camp!"
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"Very funny! I suppose you think you really got me!"
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"What are you talking about, fatass?"
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"I checked on the internet, Kyle."
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"- You figured that out, huh? - That's right."
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"All I have to do is throw away the picture,"
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"forget it ever happened and nobody will ever know."
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"- Except for us. - Right, except for you."
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"And all the people we tell."
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"- Why would you tell anybody? - Because it's really, really funny."
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"There's lots, there's lots of things that are way funnier."
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"- Like what? - Like..."
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"A tampon in the school cafeteria, in somebody's lunch."
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"A dog crap, on a guy's face!"
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"- That isn't funny. - Yes, it is!"
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"Now you guys, I'm getting pissed off! You'd better not tell anybody!"
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"Well, maybe we will, maybe we won't."
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"You guys don't have any proof I put Butters' wiener in my mouth!"
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"It will be your word against mine!"
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"way more than you guys!"
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"You guys, please don't tell anybody."
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"Okay. We won't tell anybody"
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"Oh right, like that's possible! Alright, fine!"
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"You know what I'm gonna do, Kyle?!"
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"so that it is your face with Butters' wiener"
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"And if any of you say anything to anybody,"
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"I'll simply show them the picture of Kyle."
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"Everyone, say hello to our new camper, Butters."
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"- Hi, Butters. Hello. - Hi. Hello, Butters."
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"Thank you so much for taking him in."
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"Don't worry."
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"Your son just needs to learn"
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"that he can be straight if he chooses to be."
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"Do you know why you're here at camp, Butters?"
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"Because I'm bi-curious?"
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"That's right. Like all the campers here,"
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"But even though some people would have you believe"
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"you can't control how you feel,"
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"the truth is that with the power of Jesus Christ, you can be normal."
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"Now, just to make sure you don't slip up while in camp"
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"Let's meet Ryan, your accountabilibuddy."
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"Ryan thought he could never change."
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"But now he's learning that with the power of Christ and prayer,"
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"he can have a whole new life."
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"Over this way, we have the cafeteria. All the meals are served there."
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"Bradley! How about you be Butters' accountabilibuddy?"
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"Humble yourselves therefore under God's mighty hand"
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"that he may lift you up. Peter 5:6"
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"Butters here is new to the camp."
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"He's chosen to rid himself of his affliction"
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"and forge a personal relationship with Jesus Christ."
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"I'm bi-curious."
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"Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman,"
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"that is detestible. Leviticus 18:22."
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"That's right, Bradley. I think we're well on our way to being healed."
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"- We've got another one, room 22. - Oh, darn it!"
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"- Aw man, I've got H O R S now. - Okay, my turn."
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"Where is it, you filthy Jew?"
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"- Where's what? - You know goddamn well what!"
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"Let go of me."
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"with Butters' penis in my mouth to look like Kyle"
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"but it was gone!"
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"What did you do with my picture?!"
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"Knock it off! I don't have your stupid picture!"
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"- Give it back, Kyle! - I don't have it!"
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"I swear to God, Kyle, if you don't give it back right now"
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"I'm gonna break your fucking Jew legs right here!"
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"You're lying and you two are covering up for him!"
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"You know what? You're just like Jews yourselves!"
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