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Clips from South Park - Cartman Sucks (S11E11)

"Ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor,"
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"This picture I like to call "The Pierre.""
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"I really like how the light plays with the background on this one."
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"Here it is using some high-contrast stuff."
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"Trying out some different light filters here."
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"Oh, oh, hey, Butters! I wasn't expecting you so soon."
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"that Cartman keeps asking you to stay over?"
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"that you've taken his place as my new best friend!"
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"You wanna play a game or just chitchat for a while?"
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"Well actually, Butters, I think we'd better hit the hay pretty soon."
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"If you are not sleepy yet,"
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"I have some more of that nighttime cold medicine you can drink."
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"You guys! I got it! It seriously!"
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"What'd you do to Butters this time?"
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"And then I got my camera and I pulled down his pants"
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"I got his whole wiener in my mouth, see?"
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"No, dude, that makes you gay!"
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"- Nuh-uh. - Yeah-huh!"
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"Kenny, that doesn't make me gay, huh?"
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"You are now."
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"- No, no, it was a stupid mistake! - Doesn't matter. You're gay now."
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"No, it was just for a second!"
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"The only way you can cancel it out"
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"Idiot."
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"Oh, boy!"
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"All right, that's good. Okay, open your mouth, Butters?"
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"- That's good, just like that. - Hey!"
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"My, my only son, reduced to this!"
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"This isn't a serious problem. You're just bi-curious."
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"Nothing, Mom, I'm just a little bi-curious."
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"You see?"
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"And getting Butters to put my wiener in his mouth"
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"wouldn't make me not gay like you said!"
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"And I also learned from the Internet"
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"that just because I put Butters' wiener in my mouth"
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"doesn't mean I'm gay!"
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"It's not that funny."
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"Like..."
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"Fine! Whatever!"
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"And we all know that everyone trusts me"
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"as long as you are super-nice to us, every day, from now on."
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"you're confused and you don't think there's a way out."
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"we assign every camper an accountabilibuddy."
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"What the hell are you doing, Cartman?!"
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"- Shut up! - You shut up!"
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"But then I realized that God didn't want me to be that way!"
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"Yes. A photograph."
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"- You were sucking somebody's penis. - No, no, I was not!"
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"I was asleep and this person just puts a penis"
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"- I see. - Yes."
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"approved by a grand jury."
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"And I know that Kyle is gonna show the picture"
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"Only through Christ can we cleanse our souls."
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"that makes the body or soul unclean."
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"Corinthians, chapter 7."
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"That makes you accountabilibuddyable."
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"Both of you boys' behavior has jeopardizing"
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"I'm gonna have to bring Mom in on this one!"
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"Last time, when Butters spent the night, I was being really nice to him"
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"so he pulled his pajama bottoms down and then I tripped and fell down"
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"But that he loved us and sent his only son"
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"- What's the matter? - I think, I think I like you."
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"Sheila, I'm sorry to trouble you with this"
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"I'm going to print out another copy of that picture"
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"and show it to the class myself!"
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"I went looking for him, but he runs real fast."
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"Stay back! I'm an abomination of God!"
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"Okay Eric, Jesus, calm down. You can go first."
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"For Show And Tell today, I would like to share with you some very special,"
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"This first picture I like to call "Moods of Winter.""
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"All right. All right that does it!"
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"I am sick and tired of everyone telling me I'm confused!"
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"I'm not gonna be confused anymore just because you say I should be!"
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"My name is Butters, I'm eight years old, I'm blood type O and I'm bi-curious!"
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"Wait. Now I am confused."
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"Note how the contrasting images"
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"This picture you may find somewhat controversial."
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""Cartman Sucks""
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"I'm going out to South Park, gonna have myself a time,"
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"Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation,"
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"I'm going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind"
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"I'm heading out to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind,"
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"I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big fat titties,"
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"So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine,"
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"I invited Butters to stay the night."
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"And while he was sleeping, I made a mustache on his face with cat poo."
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"And this time, when Butters stayed the night, I put a tampon in his mouth."
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"I call this picture "The Sleeping Menstrual.""
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"This one, I call "Hot Fudge Mondae.""
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"Oh no, there's much more."
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"Let's see. Oh yes, look at this one. I call it "New Moon Rising.""
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"I did a whole study using my ass."
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"But this is nothing compared to what I have planned."
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"- Butters is staying over tonight? - Yes."
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"And tonight, while Butters is asleep, I am going to--"
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"Hey, fellas!"
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"Yeah. I finished my chores so I came over a little early."
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"Hey! Are you guys all sleeping over too?"
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"No, no, these guys were just leaving."
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"Weren't you guys?"
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"Come on, let's go."
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"Wait, wait, I can't let this happen."
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"- Butters. - Yeah, Kyle?"
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"Don't you think it's a little strange"
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"Kyle!"
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"- What do you mean? - I mean, that if--"
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"What he means is that he's jealous"
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"But grow up, Kyle! Change is a part of life."
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"Yeah, grow up, Kyle."
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"So what do you wanna do first, Eric?"
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"- But, it's only 6:30. - Yeah, and I'm exhausted."
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"It's the greatest picture ever! Oh my God!"
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"It was genius!"
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"I waited till he was totally asleep, right?"
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"and then I took a picture of his wiener in my mouth!"
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"Dude!"
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"I know, I know, check it out, look."
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"Oh man, I got him good!"
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"Dude, how is putting Butters' wiener in your mouth getting him?"
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"Because that makes Butters gay now!"
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