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Clips from Family Guy - Roads to Vegas (S11E11)

"We're in Vegas!"
Family Guy
"Yeah, all right!"
Family Guy
"for teleportation cancer and then party!"
Family Guy
"Well, since the teleportation machine failed to get us"
Family Guy
"to Vegas, I suppose we should just catch our plane."
Family Guy
"I'll repair it when we get back."
Family Guy
"BOTH STEWIES: You know, this is going to be a good trip, Brian."
Family Guy
"And I'm a owl."
Family Guy
"Oh, wow, look at that, Stewie."
Family Guy
"Perfect timing."
Family Guy
"Oh, it's beautiful."
Family Guy
"Three-hour delay and a completely full flight."
Family Guy
"Take your Juicy sweatpants and your dirty pillow from home,"
Family Guy
"and your bucket of Coke, and get the hell out of my sight."
Family Guy
"What was her problem?"
Family Guy
"You see that, Brian?"
Family Guy
"That's going to be our penises later, right?"
Family Guy
"It's so great that we're already here."
Family Guy
"Yep, drink it in, Bri."
Family Guy
"Time to enjoy all the Bellagio has to offer."
Family Guy
"Beautiful art."
Family Guy
"Plus, the air is clean because they suck up"
Family Guy
"all the cigarette smoke and dump it in the bad hotels."
Family Guy
"Smell that, kids?"
Family Guy
"Hi. We're checking in-- Griffin?"
Family Guy
"I see you've requested a bed that's good"
Family Guy
"That is correct."
Family Guy
"And you can actually keep that pen if you'd like."
Family Guy
"No way! Really?"
Family Guy
"Wow, you see that, Brian?"
Family Guy
"Good luck already."
Family Guy
"but I-I think this little guy's still got a place in it."
Family Guy
"Hey, we should try one of those slot machines by the entrance."
Family Guy
"Good evening."
Family Guy
"I just want to say that I have the utmost respect"
Family Guy
"for women everywhere."
Family Guy
"Oh, thank God, we're finally here."
Family Guy
"That plane ride took forever."
Family Guy
"Hmm, I do have a Griffin here, but that room"
Family Guy
"was checked into hours ago. What?"
Family Guy
"I see-- is there a less heavy person"
Family Guy
"that could check again for me?"
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, we're all booked up"
Family Guy
"because the Slut Convention's in town."
Family Guy
"Slut Convention? Yeah."
Family Guy
"They were promised a single millionaire,"
Family Guy
"but it's really just a bunch of horny squirrels"
Family Guy
"in a rich-guy suit."
Family Guy
"Can I at least have that pen?"
Family Guy
"No, that's Bellagio property."
Family Guy
"Aw."
Family Guy
"Well, this sucks. Hey, I'm gonna go try one"
Family Guy
"of those slot machines by the entrance."
Family Guy
"They always set those things to pay out more"
Family Guy
"so they can lure people into the casino."
Family Guy
"Excuse me, where can I find some smoking Asians?"
Family Guy
"Oh, everywhere? Okay."
Family Guy
"(both laughing)"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, this place is a dump."
Family Guy
"Oh, the continent is Africa."
Family Guy
"I mean, doesn't it seem weird to you that we have"
Family Guy
"to re-check-in every 20 minutes?"
Family Guy
"Also the porn is free, but we have to watch it in the lobby."
Family Guy
"Okay, let's see if we can turn this trip around."
Family Guy
"Here, take $40."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna go get some ice cream."
Family Guy
"All right, I'll catch up with you."
Family Guy
"Hey there..."
Family Guy
"Denise."
Family Guy
"How you doing today? I don't know."
Family Guy
"I usually have to check with my boyfriend first."
Family Guy
"24? Crap!"
Family Guy
"Do you know what it's like to go to the doctor"
Family Guy
"and see your own foot in the garbage can?"
Family Guy
"Hey, Stewie, I need some more money."
Family Guy
"I lost it all, Brian!"
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"Well, I was on my way to get ice cream"
Family Guy
"and I passed a roulette table, and I put it all on 16"
Family Guy
"because of that Taylor Swift song, "Sixteen.""
Family Guy
"It came up 15!"
Family Guy
"Stewie, that was all the money I brought."
Family Guy
"I knew I should've brought Peter instead of you."
Family Guy
"(gasps)"
Family Guy
"Any cards, Peter?"
Family Guy
"but I may have gambled away our plane tickets."
Family Guy
"You what? How do you even do that?"
Family Guy
"It's Vegas, Brian. You can gamble anything."
Family Guy
"(ball falls)"
Family Guy
"Ow!"
Family Guy
"How's it going here?"
Family Guy
"Look, why don't we just call Lois and the fat man?"
Family Guy
"Maybe they can help us."
Family Guy
"You know that 500 bucks we lost?"
Family Guy
"If she finds out it's all gone, she'll kill me."
Family Guy
"My buddy's got the inside track."
Family Guy
"It's a sure thing."
Family Guy
"Why are you telling us this?"
Family Guy
"What do you want from us?"
Family Guy
"Honestly, I'm trying to sell my condo,"
Family Guy
"Wow, the price per square foot is quite competitive"
Family Guy
"with similar homes in the area."
Family Guy
"Yes, I also love it."
Family Guy
"I will likely purchase it"
Family Guy
"unless others put in a rival bid."
Family Guy
"Well, what's stopping you?"
Family Guy
"You know, you've always been so noncommittal"
Family Guy
"when you paused before introducing me to your parents?"
Family Guy
"And it's the same reason you didn't take that job in Denver."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry I didn't mean to waste your time."
Family Guy
"I just remembered my husband is a total chicken (bleep)."
Family Guy
"It's like I say, the best thing you can see in Vegas"
Family Guy
"is bar, bar, bar."
Family Guy
"Yeah, and he's not talking about slot machines."
Family Guy
"Ooh!"
Family Guy
"Stewie, I'm still not sure this is a great idea."
Family Guy
"Relax, Brian; we're betting on one basketball game."
Family Guy
"Then we'll be out of debt and on our way home."
Family Guy
"we didn't have to borrow money from a loan shark."
Family Guy
"I mean, that guy seemed pretty serious."
Family Guy
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