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Clips from Family Guy - Roads to Vegas (S11E11)

"Real fun, not "entertain- your-wife's-parents-"
Family Guy
"Laura gets home at 7:00, so I figure we can stare"
Family Guy
"Sorry, this stomach thing is acting up again tonight."
Family Guy
"Hey, check it out."
Family Guy
"There's an air show."
Family Guy
"You know, you're a lucky guy."
Family Guy
"I saw what I look like in a car window,"
Family Guy
"ANNOUNCER: We now return to Franklin and Bash"
Family Guy
"and Which One is Bash."
Family Guy
"All right, for this next trick,"
Family Guy
"(rapid footsteps departing)"
Family Guy
"(car engine revs)"
Family Guy
"We should probably start heading to the airport."
Family Guy
"Last night, I was thinking to myself,"
Family Guy
"I was just gonna make some masks!"
Family Guy
"All right, let's do it!"
Family Guy
"Yeah , you've got to dance."
Family Guy
"Hmm, that's odd."
Family Guy
"(groans) This is miserable."
Family Guy
"Don't look at us, you (bleep) pig."
Family Guy
"Stewie, that teleportation machine is amazing."
Family Guy
"Classic architecture."
Family Guy
"It's been in a rich person's mouth."
Family Guy
"Ah, yes."
Family Guy
"I am a businessman."
Family Guy
"You know, they always set those things to pay out more"
Family Guy
"(squirrels chittering) So..."
Family Guy
"you made your money in business?"
Family Guy
"Where's your room, handsome?"
Family Guy
"(women screaming)"
Family Guy
"(grunts) Damn it, Vegas!"
Family Guy
"♪ A lady to begin with"
Family Guy
"Well, let's not be so quick to judge."
Family Guy
"Stewie, this place is a complete pit."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna try some blackjack."
Family Guy
"Okay, you have a good night."
Family Guy
"Oh, come on, you would've done much worse with him."
Family Guy
"He's got a terrible tell."
Family Guy
"No, I'm good."
Family Guy
"We just took a pounding at the craps table."
Family Guy
"I don't know about that."
Family Guy
"Oh."
Family Guy
"and I need people to come to the open house"
Family Guy
"I'm not 100% sure what we're doing any more."
Family Guy
"That's it."
Family Guy
"Okay, and just a couple of remaining items."
Family Guy
"Uh, next, do you think this is some kind of game?"
Family Guy
"Okay, initial, please."
Family Guy
"with Duke losing by just three points."
Family Guy
"Hey, boss, it's me."
Family Guy
"I just spotted those two idiots who borrowed all that money."
Family Guy
"and get some crepes in the lobby."
Family Guy
"Okay, come on, you look nothing like your picture in the ad."
Family Guy
"Sounds like somebody wants to die."
Family Guy
"but if you've got some milk and a bowl,"
Family Guy
"Now, get us the money you borrowed."
Family Guy
"Well, why don't we just hitchhike home?"
Family Guy
"(sighs) I don't see any way out of this."
Family Guy
"What? What's that?"
Family Guy
"Well, not clean for the staff of the hotel,"
Family Guy
"Look, it's not like we've got a lot to live for."
Family Guy
"and that's if we even get out of here alive."
Family Guy
"Yeah, see, I'm glad you came around."
Family Guy
"Oh, I miss my baby so much,"
Family Guy
"Count to three?"
Family Guy
"People keep coming back every hour"
Family Guy
"Um, uh, the only thing is, I'm a little short."
Family Guy
"♪ Family Guy 11x21 ♪ Road to Vegas Original Air Date on May 19, 2013"
Family Guy
"Thanks for encouraging us to come to Gay Pride Day, Brian."
Family Guy
"Yeah, this seems like it'll be fun."
Family Guy
"while-your-wife- is-at-work" fun."
Family Guy
"So, uh... so, when..."
Family Guy
"when do you guys think you're gonna die?"
Family Guy
"Wow, a parade."
Family Guy
"Look, there's the float commemorating sham marriages."
Family Guy
"And it says this next one is the "Shocking Reveal Gay Float.""
Family Guy
"Oh, my God-- they're gonna crash!"
Family Guy
"No, no, don't worry-- it's a gay air show."
Family Guy
"They're just gonna lightly touch tips."
Family Guy
"for our grand prize drawing for those tickets"
Family Guy
"to see Celine Dion live in Las Vegas!"
Family Guy
"Here we go!"
Family Guy
"Our grand prize winner is..."
Family Guy
"Brian Griffin."
Family Guy
"(all clamoring)"
Family Guy
"The only thing I ever won was an extra day of summer."
Family Guy
"Okay, Peter-- one more day."
Family Guy
"and now I don't want to go."
Family Guy
"with Indicators to Show Which One is Franklin"
Family Guy
"Defensive blows to their heads were to send a message..."
Family Guy
"MAN: Oh, sorry, sorry."
Family Guy
""Help me get into used car sales.""
Family Guy
"Hey, Stewie, I don't know if you have any interest in this,"
Family Guy
"and see Celine Dion."
Family Guy
"Are you kidding? Of course I want to go!"
Family Guy
"Wow, these are good seats!"
Family Guy
"Turns out Mort's cousin is Celine's opening act."
Family Guy
"Really? What's his talent?"
Family Guy
"I understand he's a magician of sorts."
Family Guy
"I need a quarter from the audience."
Family Guy
"Okay, thank you."
Family Guy
"(door opens, closes)"
Family Guy
"You almost ready, Stewie?"
Family Guy
"Yes, I was gonna talk to you about that, actually."
Family Guy
"Peter, what do you have there?"
Family Guy
"Give me the scissors."
Family Guy
"Use your scissors."
Family Guy
"They're not sharp!"
Family Guy
"So, what do you say?"
Family Guy
"Hmm, teleport to Vegas, huh?"
Family Guy
"Okay, now, the device is powered by kinetic energy,"
Family Guy
"so you've got to dance to make it work."
Family Guy
"What are you doing, you tool?"
Family Guy
"Do you know anything about science?"
Family Guy
"You just saw me program it."
Family Guy
"What the hell, Stewie? It didn't work."
Family Guy
"It appears there may still be"
Family Guy
"a few more bugs to work out."
Family Guy
"Well, it was worth a try."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, Stewie-- it-it worked!"
Family Guy
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