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Clips from Family Guy - Roads to Vegas (S11E11)

"Please indicate here if I look like a schmuck to you."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna say no."
Family Guy
"Great. Then please check here and initial there."
Family Guy
"Um, no."
Family Guy
"And finally, my date of birth."
Family Guy
"We... we lost, Brian."
Family Guy
"Oh crap, we're screwed."
Family Guy
"Hey, Stewie, give me $100 from the backpack."
Family Guy
"I want to pay a Wayne Neon look-alike"
Family Guy
"to beat up a Rita Rudner look-alike."
Family Guy
"I'll give you $1,000."
Family Guy
"Pay him to beat up Rita Rudner."
Family Guy
"Stewie, we got to get the hell out of here"
Family Guy
"I've got a good feeling, Brian."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna get me that honey."
Family Guy
"I say, Brian, this backpack feels"
Family Guy
"a bit lighter than it did before."
Family Guy
"Well, I wasn't gonna tell you till later,"
Family Guy
"but I actually used part of my portion"
Family Guy
"All right, fine."
Family Guy
"(phone vibrates)"
Family Guy
"and for sure I'm not gonna stop first"
Family Guy
"Hey, Stewie, thanks for coming with me."
Family Guy
"This really has been an amazing trip."
Family Guy
"this might be a good time to tell you, uh,"
Family Guy
"I invited, um, somebody"
Family Guy
"to come to the room."
Family Guy
"Well, what do you mean?"
Family Guy
"(pounding on door) Oh, that must be him now."
Family Guy
"What? What the hell are you talking about?"
Family Guy
"Okay, I'm starting to think you're not Apollo."
Family Guy
"You bastards think you can just borrow a bunch of money"
Family Guy
"from a loan shark and then waste it on tacky suits?"
Family Guy
"Tacky? Sir, I'll have you know"
Family Guy
"I bought this in the lobby of a casino."
Family Guy
"You must have us confused with somebody else."
Family Guy
"We didn't borrow any money, I swear."
Family Guy
"Aah! No, no! Stewie,"
Family Guy
"just give him the money from the backpack."
Family Guy
"Wha... It's empty."
Family Guy
"It's just Cheerios and coloring books."
Family Guy
"What? Where the hell is the money?"
Family Guy
"Sir, we can't give you any money,"
Family Guy
"we can give you a pretty healthy way to start your day."
Family Guy
"All right, enough of this."
Family Guy
"You, dog,"
Family Guy
"pick which one of you two is gonna die."
Family Guy
"The life of every being is sacred, just like the life..."
Family Guy
"Fine. I'll kill you."
Family Guy
"No, no, kill him. He's a baby."
Family Guy
"He-he won't even remember he was alive."
Family Guy
"You son of a b..."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, Stewie, no!"
Family Guy
"(sobbing)"
Family Guy
"by Archibald Meatpants."
Family Guy
"He's... he's dead."
Family Guy
"and somebody's getting torn open."
Family Guy
"What the hell are we gonna do, Stewie?"
Family Guy
"We have no money, no way to get home,"
Family Guy
"and one of the loan shark's goons is probably gonna bust"
Family Guy
"through that door any minute and kill us both."
Family Guy
"I wish my daddy were here."
Family Guy
"He always knows what to do."
Family Guy
"Well, I better leave a note."
Family Guy
"It's the right thing to do."
Family Guy
"God, I've never felt so hopeless."
Family Guy
"I mean, what are we supposed to do?"
Family Guy
"Just wait for them to come kill us?"
Family Guy
"With what money? And they'd still find us."
Family Guy
"Even if we could get back there,"
Family Guy
"we'd just be putting the whole family in danger."
Family Guy
"Well, there is one thing we could do."
Family Guy
"We could go out on our own terms."
Family Guy
"What? You're saying we should kill ourselves?"
Family Guy
"We're stuck here, just waiting"
Family Guy
"for some mobster to do it."
Family Guy
"At least this way, we can go out together."
Family Guy
"But think about what you're saying."
Family Guy
"Brian, we're dead no matter what."
Family Guy
"At least this way, it'll be quick and clean."
Family Guy
"I-I don't know."
Family Guy
"I mean, I'm just gonna end up like Chris,"
Family Guy
"And you've only got a few good years left anyway,"
Family Guy
"Let's do it."
Family Guy
"even a little is knowing how much Lois is gonna milk this."
Family Guy
"Everyone, I truly want to thank you for your support"
Family Guy
"and remind you that, as far as casseroles go,"
Family Guy
"we're good on pasta,"
Family Guy
"but we could use some more dessert items."
Family Guy
"(sobbing)"
Family Guy
"than a fruit person."
Family Guy
"I guess so."
Family Guy
"Yep."
Family Guy
"BOTH: One, two..."
Family Guy
"Three! I'm sorry."
Family Guy
"I can't. I want to live!"
Family Guy
"I didn't really think we were gonna do it."
Family Guy
"You dick!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, Brian!"
Family Guy
"Brian, no!"
Family Guy
"Good Lord, what have I done?"
Family Guy
"What the deuce?"
Family Guy
"Where did this come from?"
Family Guy
"What the hell is going on?"
Family Guy
"My teleportation machine worked."
Family Guy
"Of course it did; that's how we got here."
Family Guy
"No, that's how you got here."
Family Guy
"I flew."
Family Guy
"The machine must have created two pairs of us--"
Family Guy
"one that was teleported to Las Vegas"
Family Guy
"and the other that wasn't."
Family Guy
"You're kidding. That's unbelievable."
Family Guy
"I know, it... Wait."
Family Guy
"Where's the other me?"
Family Guy
"Oh, um... What?"
Family Guy
"Where is the Stewie you came with?"
Family Guy
"but you jumped off a balcony."
Family Guy
"because they think it's a regular show,"
Family Guy
"like-like the volcano or the pirate ship thing."
Family Guy
"Wow."
Family Guy
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