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Clips from Family Guy - Peter-assment (S08E08)

"That's what I just said, I said that."
Family Guy
"(sobbing)"
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"Peter (laughs): Look at stewie."
Family Guy
"What a baby."
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"Aw, no way."
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"Hey, chris, look, is that richard dreyfuss?"
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"Hey, dreyfuss, where you going?"
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"Get back here."
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"Dreyfuss, what are you doing here in quahog?"
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"My nephew's in the play."
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"Where you going?"
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"Oh, you going to the bathroom?"
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"You going to have a close encounter of the turd kind?"
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"(laughs)"
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"Hey, I think you're going to need a bigger boat."
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"(laughs)"
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"These jokes are for you, peter,"
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"Hi, future peter."
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"I'm going to plant a tree for you when I get home."
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"Look outside and you'll see a grown tree."
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"I'm going to plant a tree for you when I get home."
Family Guy
"Eeeeeee!"
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"Now look at your hand."
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"Oh, yeah, past peter?"
Family Guy
"Well, two can play that game."
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"(laughs)"
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"Uh, wait a minute."
Family Guy
"How was your bowel movement, peter?"
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"Wait, what time is it? I got to turn on tmz."
Family Guy
"Announcer: Rene russo got a little hot under the collar"
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"When we caught up with her outside her home in the hills."
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"Is it true you were born in 1880?"
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"From no tennessee valley authority says, consarnit!"
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"Why are we watching tmz?"
Family Guy
"I hate this show."
Family Guy
"Keep watching."
Family Guy
"Peter: Richard, hey, richard."
Family Guy
"Hey, can I get your autograph?"
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"(sighs) fine."
Family Guy
"What do I look like, a staples?"
Family Guy
"Look, I'm sorry, I can't help you."
Family Guy
"Oh, what, you too big and famous to walk over"
Family Guy
"To that corner drugstore and pick up a pen and paper"
Family Guy
"And possibly some other groceries I need"
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"And come back and sign several things for me?"
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"You're a jerk."
Family Guy
"I sent that in and they put it on tv,"
Family Guy
"Which makes me a famous journalist."
Family Guy
"Journalist? You're badgering a celebrity"
Family Guy
"And passing it off as news."
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"Yeah, journalist."
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"And I got a hundred bucks for it,"
Family Guy
"Which I used to buy this $4,000 video camera."
Family Guy
"Meet peter griffin, video paparazzi."
Family Guy
"From now on I'm gonna be right where the action is,"
Family Guy
"Like my uncle "the guy in the white hat" griffin."
Family Guy
"Stewie, stewie, how's that oatmeal?"
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"Is it true you're having an affair with that oatmeal?"
Family Guy
"What do you say about the rumors"
Family Guy
"That you have a full diaper?"
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"I'm just trying to eat here."
Family Guy
"What did you do to your mother's vagina?"
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"Leave me alone!"
Family Guy
"How come your feet are so small?"
Family Guy
"What about the rumors that you have cooties?"
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"Is it true you doubled your weight in the last six months?"
Family Guy
"I can't get involved 'cause of journalism."
Family Guy
"It's not supposed to be funny."
Family Guy
"Tom, who were you having dinner with in there?"
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"Was it a guy? Are you gay?"
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"Someone said you were gay."
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"It was me."
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"Are the rumors I'm making up true?"
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"What hot spot are you going to this Friday night?"
Family Guy
"Oh, I've got some pretty nifty plans,"
Family Guy
"My camera-wielding friend."
Family Guy
"Yeah? That's right."
Family Guy
"(muffled): Boy, I hope somebody buys me."
Family Guy
"I'd look swell in their den."
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"(giggles)"
Family Guy
"Ollie williams, why do you look so much like will smith?"
Family Guy
"Hey, will smith,"
Family Guy
"What was it like to punch that alien in the face?"
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"Eddie murphy, what was that whole thing"
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"Bernie mac, how come you died?"
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"Oprah, why are you so fat, don cheadle?"
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"You almost done in there, peter?"
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"Hang on, lois-- stupid ollie williams broke my glasses."
Family Guy
"By the way, the repair shop called."
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"They said they can't fix your camera."
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"Well, that's just great, lois, that's great."
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"And here I was going to use the money"
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"Cancún, peter."
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"Whoa, whoa, I don't like ollie any more than you do,"
Family Guy
"But we are a 21st-century family,"
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"Whatever."
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"Griffin, did you call the distributor"
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"What, what's the problem?"
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"(stammers) okay, look, I know I was watching tv,"
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"No, that's not it, griffin."
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"There's, there's something different about you."
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"You're not wearing glasses."
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"Yeah, they got busted; I'm wearing contacts."
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"They're beautiful."
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"Who cares? What gives?"
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"(whooshing)"
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"Griffin, I never noticed you before."
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"I like what I see."
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"Oh, no, I dropped my pencil."
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"Oh, I'll get it for you."
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"Work out just fine."
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"(chuckling): Excuse me."
Family Guy
"Family, we need to talk."
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"Your father was sexually harassed at work today."
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"What?"
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"Angela grabbed my ass."
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"So what?"
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"Peter, a woman can't sexually harass a man."
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"Why not?"
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"I don't know, it just doesn't make any sense."
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