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Clips from Family Guy - Peter-assment (S08E08)

"I mean, guys like being touched by women."
Family Guy
"It's not harassment if you like it."
Family Guy
"But I didn't like it."
Family Guy
"I got sexually harassed at school."
Family Guy
"My chemistry teacher, mr. Taylor, rubbed my shoulders"
Family Guy
"See, peter, that's harassment."
Family Guy
"An older man, a weak, younger woman."
Family Guy
"He could have taken advantage of her,"
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"He did-- awful things."
Family Guy
"See?"
Family Guy
"But you, it just can't happen."
Family Guy
"Griffin, get in here,"
Family Guy
"Why am I the only one who has to wear denim shorts?"
Family Guy
"Because you're the only one who looks this good in them."
Family Guy
"Damn, griffin, you fill those out nicely."
Family Guy
"Why is there a dusty gas station"
Family Guy
"'cause your car broke down, and you need"
Family Guy
"To wipe a cold soda on your neck to cool off."
Family Guy
"Well, may-maybe I don't need to cool off."
Family Guy
"Maybe you don't need to be employed."
Family Guy
"It's hot in here, isn't it?"
Family Guy
"Yes."
Family Guy
"You need to cool off, don't you?"
Family Guy
"I need to cool off."
Family Guy
"You need to wipe your neck with the soda can."
Family Guy
"I need to wipe my neck with the soda can."
Family Guy
"Do it!"
Family Guy
"Now, get out of here, you slut."
Family Guy
"Okay. Can I keep the soda?"
Family Guy
"Oh, all right."
Family Guy
"Yeah!"
Family Guy
"Ohhh..."
Family Guy
"Oh, god."
Family Guy
"I really hope there's a hungry horse back there."
Family Guy
"Oh, hi, angela, hang on."
Family Guy
"Peter, it's your boss."
Family Guy
"I don't want to talk to her."
Family Guy
"She's gonna harass me."
Family Guy
"Oh, don't be such a baby."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, angela, peter can't talk."
Family Guy
"He's upstairs in the shower"
Family Guy
"Touching himself to your picture."
Family Guy
"Gimme that. Why are you calling me at home?"
Family Guy
"I want to hear you breathe."
Family Guy
"Breathe into the phone for me, griffin. What?"
Family Guy
"That's it, griffin."
Family Guy
"(moans) Your breath is filling me up."
Family Guy
"Well, tomorrow, I'm getting you a kangaroo t-shirt."
Family Guy
"To work on a "special project.""
Family Guy
"I know she's gonna make me have sex with her."
Family Guy
"What the hell am I gonna do? I don't know, peter."
Family Guy
"If you have sex with her, you give her all the power."
Family Guy
"You can't win."
Family Guy
"I don't want to get fired"
Family Guy
"And have to look for another job."
Family Guy
"All right, unbutton your shirt and your pants."
Family Guy
"All right, let me get lined up right,"
Family Guy
"So she'll think it's you she's having sex with."
Family Guy
"Let's-let's just see how this goes."
Family Guy
"(doorbell rings) - Hello, griffin. - Hello, angela."
Family Guy
"You know, angela, I've been thinking about it,"
Family Guy
"And I want to have sex with you now."
Family Guy
"Really? Giggity."
Family Guy
"Yeah, but-but I want to just do it"
Family Guy
"Through my zipper, all right?"
Family Guy
"I-I-I don't want to have to take off all my clothes,"
Family Guy
"'cause I'm self-conscious"
Family Guy
"About my congressman barney frank body."
Family Guy
"Well, I suppose I can work with that."
Family Guy
"Quagmire: Oh, yuck."
Family Guy
"What do you say we go Into the bedroom? Uh, yeah, sure."
Family Guy
"Aw, she's so ugly. I don't want to get in that."
Family Guy
"No, it isn't! Yes, it is."
Family Guy
"You better not. I am."
Family Guy
"I'm re-jiggering my position right now."
Family Guy
"Oh, no, you don't! (both grunting)"
Family Guy
"What the hell is going on here?"
Family Guy
"Hi, angela, I'm peter's friend, glenn quagmire."
Family Guy
"Uh, thank you so much for having me in your home."
Family Guy
"And, um, I would have had sex with you,"
Family Guy
"That you are a complete dumpster fire."
Family Guy
"I am tired of playing games, griffin."
Family Guy
"I mean, let's go. I have waited long enough."
Family Guy
"I'm having sex with you right now."
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"No! I don't wanna!"
Family Guy
"Griffin, you have sex with me, or you're fired."
Family Guy
"Fine! Fire me!"
Family Guy
"I'm through bein' harassed by you!"
Family Guy
"'cause my cousin is lookin' for a job at the brewery."
Family Guy
"I'll-I'll just put his résumé under the door."
Family Guy
"- Gimme another one, horace. - All right, but slow down, peter."
Family Guy
"To come in here and give you a good shoe to the gift bag."
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"You know, keep you in line."
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"(all laugh) I'm just kiddin' ya, peter."
Family Guy
"You'll find yourself a new job."
Family Guy
"Tv announcer: We now return to robert mitchum In a backhand for sally."
Family Guy
"You're getting on that train with me."
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"Why'd you give me the back of your hand?"
Family Guy
"Because I love you."
Family Guy
"To hit a girl in the face."
Family Guy
"They have faces, don't they?"
Family Guy
"Are-are you talkin' to me, robert mitchum?"
Family Guy
"You bet your ass I am. Look at you, you're pathetic."
Family Guy
"What kind of a man gets fired by a broad?"
Family Guy
"A man with a female boss? Don't crack wise."
Family Guy
"You're a man."
Family Guy
"And whaddaya think it means to be a man?"
Family Guy
"Um, it means not gettin' pushed around."
Family Guy
"Exactly. It means drinkin'"
Family Guy
"Right! It means standing up to fart,"
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"Not hidin' it in a pillow,"
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"Or holdin' it in till your stomach goes..."
Family Guy
"(growling) Now you've got it!"
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"Gimme my keys, horace!"
Family Guy
"I'm going to see my boss!"
Family Guy
"But, peter, you're drunk!"
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"Horace?"
Family Guy
"You're right. This is more important."
Family Guy
"Open up in there! (motor running)"
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"Angela!"
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