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Clips from Family Guy - Peter-assment (S08E08)

"¶ he's... A... Fam... Ily... Guy! ¶"
Family Guy
"(clinking rhythmically) (dripping rhythmically)"
Family Guy
"(lively tune begins)"
Family Guy
"Hi, doctor, it's me-- michael schiavo."
Family Guy
"She's being kept alive by medical science."
Family Guy
"¶ what a lively little bugger ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ terri schiavo is kind of alive-oh ¶"
Family Guy
"You know, they say don't meet your heroes,"
Family Guy
"I don't know, don't you think"
Family Guy
"(piano chord plays) oh, here I go."
Family Guy
"Quick, peter, grab the video camera."
Family Guy
"Oh, for crying out loud."
Family Guy
"God, can't you go anywhere these days"
Family Guy
"Without these damn paparazzi?"
Family Guy
"(sighs)"
Family Guy
"When you watch this tape in the future."
Family Guy
"Look outside and you'll see a grown tree."
Family Guy
"It's just a nub, 'cause I'm gonna cut off all the fingers."
Family Guy
"Eh, I got some, but I didn't get the troublemaker."
Family Guy
"¶ ¶"
Family Guy
"This is my rassinfrackin' land, and I don't care what no man"
Family Guy
"So what do you got?"
Family Guy
"At his nephew's play in rhode island."
Family Guy
"Do you have a pen and paper?"
Family Guy
"That was my tape, everybody."
Family Guy
"(shuddering)"
Family Guy
"Daddy, help me, daddy!"
Family Guy
"The news isn't funny."
Family Guy
"Ignore me if you're gay."
Family Guy
"Mayor west, over here."
Family Guy
"Every Friday night, I'm a clearance sale area rug."
Family Guy
"With you and that transvestite hooker?"
Family Guy
"I got to put in my contacts."
Family Guy
"To take you to "can-cun" this winter."
Family Guy
"And I will not have that kind of talk here."
Family Guy
"About the...?"
Family Guy
"But I'll, I'll stay late."
Family Guy
"¶ ¶"
Family Guy
"Uh, okay."
Family Guy
"Yeah, this is gonna"
Family Guy
"(breaks wind)"
Family Guy
"That's right."
Family Guy
"Forced her to do things to him."
Family Guy
"And a diet pepsi machine in your office?"
Family Guy
"Hello?"
Family Guy
"Shh, shh, shh. Don't talk, just breathe."
Family Guy
"Keep breathing. God, I'm almost there."
Family Guy
"(mumbling) I like kangaroos."
Family Guy
"I might be able to help you, peter."
Family Guy
"That oughta do it. Okay, close up."
Family Guy
"Wow, that's really clever. Thanks."
Family Guy
"And if you don't feel like doing lois later,"
Family Guy
"I'm gonna spread my legs, and it'll be you doing it, not me."
Family Guy
"But peter neglected to tell me"
Family Guy
"(chuckles) some friend, huh?"
Family Guy
"But I-I remembered part of the reason I came over was"
Family Guy
"Or else I'm gonna have to get that lady boss of yours"
Family Guy
"I can't go with you. I just can't. (gasps)"
Family Guy
"Of course you can hit a girl in the face."
Family Guy
"Not because I want to, but because I need to."
Family Guy
"(tires screeching) Angela!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my god!"
Family Guy
"Oh, why the hell did you pull me out of there?"
Family Guy
"It's been so long since I've been with a man,"
Family Guy
"That's not too much to ask, is it? - No..."
Family Guy
"Look, angela, I came over here to punch you"
Family Guy
"The stuffy fella? That's it."
Family Guy
"Mmm, well, hello."
Family Guy
"(giggling): Oh. Yes."
Family Guy
"Ron?"
Family Guy
"Ron, where are you?"
Family Guy
"And that's just what I have done."
Family Guy
"I want you to make love to me."
Family Guy
"I won't."
Family Guy
"I have my confidence again."
Family Guy
"With rite-aid about this fake moustache."
Family Guy
"¶ on which we used to rely? ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ lucky there's a family guy ¶"
Family Guy
"Don't you think it's a little soon"
Family Guy
"For a musical about terri schiavo?"
Family Guy
"Or too late?"
Family Guy
"Shh, it's starting. (monitor beeping) (ventilator wheezing)"
Family Guy
"- How's my wife doing? - She's a vegetable."
Family Guy
"Don't worry about her, mr. Schiavo."
Family Guy
"Gee, look at all this stuff."
Family Guy
"How does it all work?"
Family Guy
"¶ this one keeps her liver clean ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ this one checks her pee ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ how about this one over here? ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ oh, that's just the tv ¶ ¶ ha, ha, ha ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ and this dispenses gravy for her mashed potato brains ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ oh, oh, oh ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ terri schiavo is kind of alive-oh ¶"
Family Guy
"(in deep voice): ¶ maybe we should just unplug her ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ the most expensive plant you'll ever see... ¶"
Family Guy
"Oh, my god, here comes jared."
Family Guy
"Wow, he's in kindergarten."
Family Guy
"Hey, so you're the plug this year?"
Family Guy
"Hey, jared."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I'm the plug."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I was the plug three years in a row."
Family Guy
"Like I don't know that?"
Family Guy
"Everybody knows that, jared."
Family Guy
"Well, listen, don't you try to be a jared plug, all right?"
Family Guy
"You just go out there, you be the best stewie plug you can."
Family Guy
"I sure will, jared."
Family Guy
"Hey, you got any gummi bears on you?"
Family Guy
"No."
Family Guy
"It'd be a lot cooler if you did."
Family Guy
"(laughs)"
Family Guy
"But they can eat my ass, because that was awesome!"
Family Guy
"It's kind of weird that he's in kindergarten"
Family Guy
"And he's still hanging around kids our age?"
Family Guy
"Hey, we are very lucky."
Family Guy
"¶ there's only one solution ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ it's in the constitution ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ we've got to pull the plug... ¶"
Family Guy
"What's wrong with stewie?"
Family Guy
"I think he has stage fright."
Family Guy
"I think he has stage fright, peter."
Family Guy
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