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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Media Blitz (S03E03)

"An old Underwood Five with original carriage return."
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"I'm getting a cluster headache."
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""If you sons of bitches try to remove this typewriter,"
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"I'm gonna type every word I know."
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"I am Ben, the numbers robot."
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"It is just an exact calculation."
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"Am I right?"
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"Have you given my offer any more thought?"
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"Yes."
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"that I've heard all day."
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"what my future holds with Chris,"
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"I think you're lying."
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"I think I know what that meeting was about."
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"There's got to be something that I can do to convince you"
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"you have to do every day, and I'll do them for a month."
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"Two words... space farts."
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"Houston, we have a..."
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"All right, switching gears here now."
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"Well, the Douche, it's a Pawnee tradition,"
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"And it is going to be next month right here in Pawnee."
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"And spoiler alert..."
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"It's gonna have the best corn maze ever."
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"Oh, that's right, to your mom."
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"I eat running the permits desk for an hour for breakfast."
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"Andy, got a sec?"
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"Okay, thanks, Leslie."
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"Well, it's either come with us or get in the spank chair."
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"Come on, everybody, give him a hand."
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"He's from some hick town... Partridge, Minnesota..."
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"You're out of there."
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"What did you call it again, Ben?"
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"and, um, when you... you..."
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"There's... there's also gonna be ponies at the Harvest Festival."
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"- All right, talk to me, caller. - What's up, guys?"
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"Seems like 18 is pretty young for a mayor."
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"The funny, um..."
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"When..."
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"Nice job, man."
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"Was that your first time talking to other people?"
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"'Cause it came off that way."
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"I guess I'm not totally over it."
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"Fortunately, the Leslie-mobile is an all-terrain vehicle."
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"If they ask us about the budget, he's our numbers guy."
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"Well, we should just slap"
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"I'll do the newspaper interview."
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"Trucks and stuff."
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"Good dressing too, right?"
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"I want to define your bagua."
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"- Okay. What's that? - It's a feng shui term."
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"The energy in this house is a little stale,"
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"in a very positive way."
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"Great. Let's do it."
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"Am I not being obvious enough?"
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"This just in."
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"They'll put the "fun" in funnel cake."
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"- Tell me about Ben Wyatt. - Sure."
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"He works for the state government,"
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"who's doing whatever he can to make sure"
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"Strictly professional, just friends."
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"We are colleagues with benefits."
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"for a birthday check."
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"Gamma. No, Nannaw."
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"Something like that."
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"This is for your Gizmo."
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""Thank you for the $500.""
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"He is deaf."
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"I was just caught off guard. I'm fine."
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"I'm getting you a new suit."
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"- Oh, really? - Yeah."
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""Encapsulate the spirit of melancholy.""
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"Boom... sad wall."
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"Uh, I'm gonna go drop this off and pick up the mail."
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"That's the stuff."
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"Yes. Work the heel."
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"Me too, Perd. What up?"
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"Perd, it's gonna be amazing..."
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"for some of Pawnee's obese thrill seekers."
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"Wow. That's gonna be a pretty big roller coaster."
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"Let's go to the videotape."
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"How did this happen?"
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"He was fine until Perd started asking him"
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"I was 18 when I was elected mayor, okay?"
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"I should. I... No, I shouldn't."
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"for the first time for about five minutes."
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"Boom... sadness. That's the one."
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"It's me, Andy."
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"You're into April?"
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"Okay."
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"I've gotten calls from a dozen businesses"
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"thinking about pulling their sponsorships."
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"Sweetums might cancel the fat-coaster."
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"Joan Callamezzo runs this town."
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"But, Ben, don't worry about it."
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"You're not going in front of the camera."
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"Are you trying to lure this young lady into your van?"
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"Yeah."
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"I technically shouldn't be even driving,"
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"because, uh, my license is crazy expired."
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"D-w-y-e-r."
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"Oh, dude!"
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"Joan!"
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"filming a movie here."
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"Joan, let's make a pact, okay?"
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"Okay, five, four..."
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"Hello, and welcome to Pawnee Today."
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"I'm Joan Callamezzo."
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"Uh, let's take some calls, Joan."
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"Okay. Uh, caller, are you there?"
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"um, we aren't going to raise taxes,"
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"Do you fish, April?"
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"Let me give you a piece of fishing advice."
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"I said I don't..."
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"you don't just drag it behind the boat."
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"with a big, lovable fish heart."
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"You don't know what you're talking about."
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"Maybe moving to Indianapolis just to get revenge on him"
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"So you're leaving soon."
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"I like you a lot."
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"I love spending time with you."
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"and we should do that right now."
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