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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Media Blitz (S03E03)

"you've gone to ended up bankrupt."
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"why does everyone in this town use Altavista?"
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"- Joan? - I stole my..."
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"gym teacher's husband."
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"Are dogs allowed?"
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"How did it go today?"
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"I got to do it for a whole month"
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"I am..."
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"I'd be offended, Perd, but I know that we're buddies,"
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"Okay, wait, wait, wait, no. Here's the best part."
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"More like "Turd Crapley.""
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"I took her home, polished her up,"
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"and bought a brand-new ribbon off of electronicbay.com."
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"Let's go."
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"No, I'm not. It weighs a billion tons."
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"What is he typing anyway?"
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"America!"
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"Monday!"
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"Butthole."
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"Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings,"
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"but these interviews are more important than we thought."
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"Harvest fest is two weeks away,"
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"and awareness is still pretty low."
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"Boy, 35%."
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"It's actually 34.2%."
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"34.2%."
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"So we're doing a huge media blitz"
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"and we've got TV, newspaper, radio,"
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"and I even called Oprah."
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"Well, I tried to call Oprah."
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"I-I couldn't get her number."
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"I'm putting it out there like the secret..."
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"And hopefully she'll call me."
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"Our first interview is at 93.7 F.M."
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"With Crazy Ira and the Douche."
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"Crazy Ira and the Douche."
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"They are Pawnee's most hilarious drive-time radio guys."
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"So much better than Tubby Tony and the Papaya."
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"They're seriously so funny."
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"Is this right?"
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"This feels almost perfect,"
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"but I don't think your core has maximized elasticity."
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"Okay, um, I'll come back if you guys are being weird."
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"No, no, no, no!"
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"You're exactly the person that I most want to talk to"
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"What exactly would happen if I said yes?"
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"Well, you would work at the State House."
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"my professional and personal schedule,"
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"and we would give you a small relocation fee"
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"for your move to Indianapolis."
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"Do you have Internet in your office?"
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"That is literally the best news"
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"Unlike April, I still do not know"
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"and it's starting to bum me out."
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"I need some more vitamin "D.""
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, hey, crazy. What was that meeting about?"
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"Oh, it turns out Chris is my real dad."
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"You can't go to Indianapolis."
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"how much I care about you."
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"Tell me your least favorite things"
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"Fine."
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"If you do everything I hate for a month,"
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"then I might begin to think about the possibility"
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"You won't live to regret this."
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"Unless Andy can un-kiss Ann,"
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"then I'm not gonna change my mind."
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"But if he wants to take my dumb sister"
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"then I'm not gonna dumb stop him."
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"Crazy Ira and the Douche... 93.7."
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"You can't roll down the window of the shuttle."
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"Am I right, folks?"
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"Now, what do you think about that, Neil Armstrong?"
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"That's one small... for man."
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"One giant... for mankind."
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"We got Leslie Knope and Tom Haverfart..."
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"to talk about an upcoming event called the Harvest Festival."
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"and it's where fun meets awesome..."
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"Meets agriculture."
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"You lost your virginity in a corn maze, didn't you, Douche?"
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"Crazy Ira, clean your room!"
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"There's also gonna be hayrides."
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""Hey, ride me"...is what Crazy Ira's mom said."
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"Stop it!"
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"China Joe, you are a poet."
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"My bird is missing."
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"I need a permit to post signs."
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"There's no time! He can fly!"
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"Nine things April hates to do."
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""Number one, run the permits desk for an hour.""
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"That's no problem."
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"Ow, that's... ow."
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"Okay, Henry. Cute kid."
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"- Yeah. - Henry."
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"Why are you working the permits desk?"
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"And why was that child clubbing your nuggets?"
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"I'm trying to stop April from taking a job with Chris,"
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"so I'm doing everything she hates doing for the next month."
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"But it's all I got, man."
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"Give me the list."
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"I'll help you."
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"Oh, my God. Thank you."
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"You got it."
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"I just don't want to lose April."
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"But you know what we really want to do today"
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"- Come on, Ben. - Come on, Ben!"
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"I'm more of a behind the scenes kind of guy."
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"That's funny. That's funny."
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"He's 18, becomes the mayor,"
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"City goes bankrupt."
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"What was it called? Say it."
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"Ice Town."
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"I was just a... I was a kid,"
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"you end up getting out there and, uh... and there's a..."
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"Oh, I really wish you guys could see this guy right now."
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"He is "draunched" is sweat."
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"Just douchein' over here in Eagleton."
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"Sweet."
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"What were you, like, 12?"
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"I guess..."
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