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Clips from NewsRadio - Catherine Moves On (S04E04)

"No. No one got slapped?"
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"All right. Well, then I'm-- I'm missin' somethin' here."
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"Well, sir, as, uh, I remember it,"
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"[ Loud Crunching ]"
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"I have just been offered-- [ Continues, Indistinct ]"
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"[ Squeaks, Crunching Continues ]"
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"that Catherine quit because Bill chews with his mouth open?"
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"Catherine had told us that she had an announcement she wanted to make."
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"This is very hard for me to say, especially since I care so much about all of you."
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"[ Low audio, Belching Loudly ]"
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"Tapping, tapping and tapping over and over,"
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"Dave, here you go."
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"I can draw you a nice warm bath in the mop sink, if you want."
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"Catherine? Hi, it's Lisa from work."
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"Or ex-work. [ Chuckles ]"
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"That's really not funny at all."
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"Anyway, why don't you just give me a call when you get this message,"
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"Desperate phone message. Very good plan."
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"My ex-boyfriends do it all the time. Okay."
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"What if it doesn't work? They usually resort to stalking."
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"and Catherine said that if I didn't stop, she was gonna sue me for sexual harassment."
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"And now it looks like it's time to pay the piper."
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"- She was kidding. - It was obviously a joke."
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"Hey, sexual harassment is no joke, sweet cans."
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"I think my shoe box full of Krugerrands is common knowledge,"
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"You have a shoe box full of Krugerrands?"
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"Yeah. Didn't I tell you about that?"
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"I'm not worried. See, ever since the day Catherine made that threat,"
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"- How? - Why?"
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"See? I made one little innocent remark, and she slapped me,"
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"which led to physical and mental anguish,"
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"which, quite frankly, nullifies the possibility of compensatory redress."
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"But, um, you're okay now? Yeah."
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"[ Clicks Tongue ] Aw, Joe. I'm--"
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"That's not how it happened."
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"[ Chewing Loudly ] [ Groans ]"
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"Tell me what happened from the very beginning. Okay."
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"[ Trumpet Vocalization ]"
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"Bill? I'm calling a little staff meeting, Bill."
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"Good for you. However, I'm too busy to attend."
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"And the fact that she couldn't have me made her, quite simply,"
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"So, anyway, we get together for the meeting."
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"This is very hard for me to say,"
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"- Maybe in a different world-- - [ Trumpet Vocalization ]"
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"Jimmy, "When true love is unrequited,"
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"the whole world is a load of crap.""
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"Uh, from work. Bye."
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"[ Rewinding ] That's perfect. Play it again."
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"[ Catherine ] There's only one way to find out, honey."
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"See, now, I didn't say she had a beautiful body."
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"I said, hypothetically, if I were to say she had a beautiful body--"
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"Hold on one second. Lisa, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
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"is attracted to guys that are strong, virile and... steroid dependent."
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"And you have to understand that not every woman..."
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"Oh, I'm not-- I'm just not hearin' it. Well, obviously."
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"Here, play this tape again."
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"'cause I can see 'em bouncin' around in your blouse."
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"[ Catherine ] You okay, honey? [ Joe ] Yeah, I'm fine."
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"Good, because I was just thinking the devil must have lost his pitchfork,"
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"Thanks for being man enough to bear up to the curse..."
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"Yeah. Thanks for that."
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"You're welcome, my friend."
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"You are welcome."
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"[ Leg Bangs Table ] [ Groans ]"
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"Do you want to hear how it really happened?"
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"I am making coffee for Bill."
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"Yeah, but I'm pretty sure this time it wasn't my fault."
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"And then after that, she just cleaned out her desk and left."
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"not only is that incredibly hard to believe,"
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"but it tells me nothing about why she left."
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"- But, again, not from you. - Well, for that,"
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"- Really? - You see, about two weeks ago, okay,"
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"But if the skipper catches us, we're cooked for sure."
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"[ Chuckles ] ♪ [ Random Notes ]"
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"Oh, I got a bite!"
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"- [ Dave Groans ] - I thought we're supposed to throw back the little ones."
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"Yeah? I think, uh--"
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"is-is, uh, a dream you had, son."
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"That makes sense. Uh-huh."
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"No. What about the part where me, you..."
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"and Injun Joe went up to Muff Potter's place?"
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"- What about that? - Well, that was-- that was real."
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"That was definitely real. [ Sighs ] Okay."
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"I gotta go now. Okay."
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"Am I fired? You're not fired."
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"All right. You tell me what happened. Okay."
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"Um, well, sir, I guess it all started..."
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"when I was trying to catch up on some work this morning."
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"Ad Sales is on line three, the F.C.C. is on line five--"
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"Okay, I'm on top of it."
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"and I'm telling everyone what you're like in bed,"
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"and I need you to tabulate those demographics for Bill's drive-time ratings."
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"Okay, thank you. Oh, now, when Lisa gets really horny--"
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"Actually, is there any way it can wait? I'm really busy right now."
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"It is fine. I wouldn't think twice. Why don't you go freshen up?"
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"So you're tellin' me that Catherine just cleaned out her desk and left, and that's it?"
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"Oh, well, no, not exactly."
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"You see, um, after the staff meeting,"
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"Good-bye, Catherine."
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"Well, not really, sir. I mean, I think it's more..."
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"that people wanted a little something to remember Catherine by."
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"or one of those halogen desk lamps..."
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"This is unbelievable. We thought you were never coming back."
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"It's yours now, honey. Hey, thanks."
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"Sure, Jimmy. Thank you."
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"[ Clears Throat ] Now, Catherine,"
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"I know. I'm sorry, Catherine, but this whole damn thing is so confusing."
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"Confusing? Why? What have you heard?"
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"All right. Uh--"
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"Bill, I'm fixin' for another homoerotic adventure on the Big Muddy!"
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"[ Man ] Well, you're our first choice, but we're on a timetable here, so--"
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"Okay, bye."
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"Dave? Mm-hmm?"
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"Do you think I'd be stepping on anyone's toes if I called a staff meeting?"
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"I have a personal announcement to make."
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"[ Coffee Pot Shatters ] Matthew!"
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"I've just been offered a job to be the London correspondent..."
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"for a new satellite news service!"
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