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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - The British Showbiz Awards (S03E03)

"One of shaw's. one of"
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"One of shaw's."
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"You bastards."
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"Um... what I meant, your majesty, what I meant..."
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"We've got him, jim."
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"Come on, shawy."
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"Come on, shawy."
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"I merely meant..."
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"Come one, shawy!"
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"Let's have a bit of wit, then, man."
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"Come on, shawy."
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"Very amusing, lord campbell"
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"But would you excuse me a moment?"
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"I want to powder my nose."
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"That's better."
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"Charwoman!"
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"Yes! charwoman!"
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"Sweeping away the last remnants of male chauvinism"
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"And cleaning up in the publishing game."
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"Yes, all these and more"
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"Ladies and gentlemen"
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"Seldom can it have been a greater pleasure and privilege"
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"Than it is for me now to announce that the next award"
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"The british film industry would be today."
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"I refer, of course, to my friend and colleague, mr. david niven."
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"Sadly, david niven cannot be with us tonight"
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"But he has sent his fridge."
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"This is the fridge"
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"In which david keeps most of his milk, butter and eggs."
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"That he should send this fridge, of all of his fridges"
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"To be with us tonight."
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"The nominations"
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"For the "best foreign film director" are:"
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"Monsieur richard attenborough"
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"Ricardo de attenbergie"
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"Rik artenborough"
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"Ri chard at en bollo"
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"And pier paolo pasolini."
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"Let's see the one that came sixth."
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"Mmm..."
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"Mmm..."
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"Mmm..."
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"Mmm."
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"Excuse me."
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"There's lots of people making love"
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"But there's no mention"
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"Of geoff boycott's average."
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"Who is geoff boycott?"
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"And in t'film, we get fred titmus."
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"Si, titmus, si, si..."
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"The symbol of man's regeneration"
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"Through radical marxism, fair enough."
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"But we never once get a chance"
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"To see him turn his off-breaks"
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"On that brisbane sticky."
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"Aye, and what were all that dancing"
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"Through ray illinworth's innings?"
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"47 not out, and the bird comes up"
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"And feeds him some grapes."
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"And we never saw him declare."
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"What is declare?"
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"What's on the other side?"
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"Nobody could be prouder..."
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"Oh, I don't want a great bat flapping around my neck."
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"They take it from your arm."
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"I can't give it."
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"I caught swamp fever in the tropics."
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"You've never even been to the tropics."
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"You've never been south of sidcup."
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"You can catch it off lampposts."
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"Catch what?"
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"You ought to go and see a psychiatrist."
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"You're a loony."
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"You might even need a new brain."
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"Oh, I couldn't afford a whole new brain."
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"Well, you could get one of those curry's brains."
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"How much are they?"
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"I don't know."
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"I'll have a look in the catalogue."
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"Here we are..."
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"Battery lights, dynamo lights"
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"Rear lights..."
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"Brains-- here we are."
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"I'm still confused."
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"That one looks nice, what's that?"
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"That's a mudguard!"
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"It's only eight bob."
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"Oh, I think it's worth"
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"I'll give them a ring."
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"Hello, curry's?"
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"I'd like to try one of your 13 and sixpenny brains, please."
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"Yes."
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"Yes..."
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"Five and a half."
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"Thank you."
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"They're sending someone round."
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"Ooh, that was quick."
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"Come in."
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"Uh... hello."
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"Yes, that's right."
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"Are you the man from curry's?"
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"No, I've just come to say that he's on his way."
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"Would you sign this please?"
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"Thank you very much."
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"Ooh..."
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"Thank you."
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"Sorry."
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"Sorry to bother you."
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"Thank you."
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"He's just coming now."
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"Here he is."
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"Hello?"
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"Hello!"
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"That's not a proper salesman."
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"I'm not buying one from him."
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"He doesn't give you confidence."
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"He doesn't give me any confidence at all."
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"He's obviously a dummy."
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"I'll ring curry's."
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"Hello, curry's?"
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