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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - The British Showbiz Awards (S03E03)

"Than that which I have no doubt"
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"There is only one thing in the world"
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"Worse than being witty, and that is not being witty."
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"Um..."
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"Like a stream of bat's piss."
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"Polishing off all who dare stand in her way"
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"Gave me the great pleasure and privilege of asking a man"
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"Let us see pier paolo pasolini's latest film."
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"Ha!"
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"Um... shall we go down and give blood?"
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"Oh, I don't know, I'm all confused."
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"13 and six-- it's one of curry's own brains."
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"The extra five bob for the brain."
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"Mr. and mrs. and mrs. zambezi?"
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"Thank you."
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"Doesn't it go inside my head?"
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"Mince pie for me, please."
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"Good morning, mr. presley."
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"Well, well, well, boys."
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"Well, well, ell..."
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"Right."
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"Good."
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"Mrs. zambezi, who wrote the theory of relativity?"
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"Good-bye."
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"No, well, I don't care if you want to."
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"Today-- it's today's."
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"There she goes into mr. johnson's"
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"Mrs. warner and mrs. rudd-- all still at mr. philips's."
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"Mrs. penguin running... and at the line, it's mrs. casey"
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"No, not really, no."
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"Where there's very little in it."
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"And highlights of this afternoon's game"
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"Tom colyer with the put in, mrs. colyer to be put."
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"By 26 points to two."
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"Just a little reminder"
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"Oh, my god!"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, will you join me"
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"Show business's highest accolade"
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"Which brought them this award."
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"The new vicar to see you, m'lady."
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"Hello, hello, hello."
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"So sorry."
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"And I think none more than myself"
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"Good evening, we've got an action-packed evening for you"
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"Tonight on thames."
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"But right now, here's a rotten old bbc program."
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"And now..."
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"It's..."
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"Ladies and gentlemen..."
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"Mr. chairman, friends of the society"
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"Once again"
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"The year has come full circle"
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"And for me there can be no greater privilege and honor"
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"Than to that to which it is my lot"
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"To have befallen this evening."
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"There can be no finer honor"
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"Than to welcome into our midst tonight"
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"A guest who has not only done"
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"Only more than not anyone for our society"
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"But nonetheless, has only done more."
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"He started in the film industry in 1924;"
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"He started again in 1946;"
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"And, finally, in 1963."
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"He has been dead for four years"
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"But he has not let that prevent him"
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"From coming here this evening."
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"Ladies and gentlemen..."
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"No welcome could be more heartfelt"
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"You will all want to join with me in giving"
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"This great showbiz stiff."
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"Ladies and gentlemen"
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"To read the nominations for the "light entertainment" award"
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"The remains of the late sir alan waddle."
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"The nominations are:"
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"Mr. edward heath for "the new suit sketch"..."
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"Mr. richard baker for "lemon curry"..."
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"Lemon curry?"
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"And the third parachute brigade amateur dramatic society"
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"For "the oscar wilde sketch.""
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"My congratulations, wilde."
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"Your latest play is a great success."
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"The whole of london's talking about you."
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"There is only one thing in the world"
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"Worse than being talked about"
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"And that is not being talked about."
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"Very, very witty, very, very witty."
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"I wish I had said that."
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"You will, oscar, you will."
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"Your majesty, have you met james mcneill whistler?"
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"Yes, we've played squash together."
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"There is only one thing worse than playing squash together"
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"And that is playing it by yourself."
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"I wish I hadn't said that."
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"You did, oscar, you did."
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"Well, I've got to get back up the palace."
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"You majesty is like a big jam doughnut"
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"With cream on the top."
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"It... it was one of whistler's."
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"I never said that."
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"You did, james, you did."
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"Well... uh..."
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"Well, your highness"
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"What I meant was that, like a doughnut, um..."
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"Your arrival gives us pleasure"
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"And your departure only makes us hungry for more."
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"Your highness, you are also"
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"It is one of wilde's."
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"It sodding was not!"
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"It was shaw!"
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"I... I merely meant, your majesty"
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"That you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark."
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"Oh..."
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"Right."
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"Smart ass."
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"Right?"
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"Your majesty is like a dose of clap."
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"Before you arrive is pleasure"
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"And after is a pain in the dong."
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"What?!"
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