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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - The British Showbiz Awards (S03E03)

"That salesman you sent round is obviously a dummy."
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"Oh, thank you very much."
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"They're sending round a real one."
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"Come in."
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"Good morning."
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"Mr. and mrs. and mrs. zambezi?"
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"Yes, that's right."
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"Yes, that's right."
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"All right, rutherford."
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"I'll take over."
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"Ooh, that's nice!"
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"Yes, we sell a lot of these."
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"Right, shall we try a fitting?"
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"Oh, do I have to have an operation?"
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"No, madam, you just strap it on."
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"Oh, not the roadster, madam, no."
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"You're thinking of the brainette major."
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"How much is that?"
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"44 and six."
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"Oh, no, it's not worth it."
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"Not with the curry's surgery we use, no, madam."
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"Now then, the best bet is"
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"That's a real beauty--"
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"250 quid plus hospital treatment."
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"Ooh, that's a lot."
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"It's color. right."
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"One, two, three, testing, testing."
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"Quiet, please, it's not adjusted yet."
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"Oh, I am enjoying this rickshaw ride."
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"I've been a tory all my life, my life, my life."
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"How well you look, you look very well."
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"Our cruising speed is 610 miles per hour."
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"Hello, dear!"
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"Oh!"
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"One, two, three..."
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"Oh, she never knew that before."
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"Quiet, please."
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"I know, I know!"
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"Quiet, please."
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"Einstain, einstone"
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"Einsteen, einston"
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"Einstin, einstin... einstein."
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"Good."
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"Noel einstein."
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"Oh, that's marvelous!"
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"She can take it off at night"
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"Unless she wants to read, of course."
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"And don't ask her too many questions"
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"Because it'll get hot."
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"If you do have any trouble"
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"Here's my card."
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"Give us a ring."
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"Give us a ring and either myself or mr. rutherford"
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"Will come and see you."
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"Thank you very much."
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"Uh... he's gone now."
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"Uh, shall we, uh..."
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"Go down and give blood?"
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"Yes, please, mr. roosevelt"
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"But try and keep the noise to a minimum."
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"Oh, that's good."
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"I'll go and get your coat for you."
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"I'm quite warm in this stick of celery"
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"Thank you, senator muskie."
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"Stapling machine, mr. clarke."
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"New brain."
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"Stapling machine, mrs. worral."
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"Stapling machine, mrs. zambezi."
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"Are you sure that's working all right?"
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"Yes, thank you, it's marvelous."
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"Thank you."
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"I think if we can win"
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"One or two of the early primaries"
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"We could split the urban republican vote wide open."
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"Um, here we are, then."
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"Well, being president of the united states"
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"Is something I shall have to think about."
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"Blood donors that way, please."
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"Oh, thank you very much."
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"Thank you."
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"What?"
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"No."
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"No, I'm sorry, but no."
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"No, you may not give urine"
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"Instead of blood."
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"No, there's no such thing as a urine bank."
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"Please."
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"No, we have no call for it."
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"We have quite enough of it"
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"Without volunteers coming in here donating it."
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"Just a specimen."
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"We either want your blood or nothing."
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"I'll give you some blood if you'll give me..."
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"A thing to do some urine in."
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"No, no, just go away, please."
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"Anyway, I don't want to give you any blood."
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"Fine, well, you don't have to-- just go away."
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"Can I give you some spit?"
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"No."
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"Sweat?"
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"No."
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"Earwax?"
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"No."
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"Look, this is a blood bank."
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"All we want is blood."
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"All right, I'll give you some blood."
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"Where did you get that?"
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"Uh, what groups are there?"
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"There's "a"..."
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"It's "a.""
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"Wait a moment."
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"It's mine."
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"This blood's mine."
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"What are you doing with it?"
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"I found it."
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"You stole it out of my body, didn't you?!"
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"No."
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"No wonder I'm feeling off-col..."
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"Give that back."
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"It's mine."
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