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Clips from The Boondocks (2005) - The Real (S01E01)

"♪ I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ♪"
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"Dr. Bill Cosby."
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"But, you know, niggas call me"
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"I got all kinds of names, like H.R. Paperstacks,"
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"Uh..."
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"I've always believed that Cosbyness"
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"Dear Xzibit, my name is Riley Freeman."
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"He's been a lonely man"
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"with his first wife and went blind."
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"The car's in pretty bad shape."
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"Give him somethin' better."
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"But maybe if he had a nicer car,"
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"Oh, hold up, hold up."
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"I mean, look at the paint job."
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"Yeah, nigga, yeah."
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"What up, homey?"
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"Who the hell is that at the door?"
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"Shh."
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"Are you kidding?"
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"If he comes out here and finds"
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"he'll have a heart attack."
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"For real?"
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"I'm his favorite rapper?"
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"Man loves your whole catalog."
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"Goddamn."
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"Dude, you got fucked up by that old-ass man."
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"Oh, look at the wheels. Oh, my God!"
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"See, you too could have a TV in the steering wheel."
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"All you gotta do is get on TV with a sob story,"
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"They gonna fix my transmission?"
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"What's his name? Inhibit?"
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"The whole catalog, huh?"
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"Now, y'all gonna fix my transmission, right?"
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"The tooth fairy? Yep."
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"Every time I lose a tooth,"
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"There ain't no such thing as the tooth fairy."
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"They have both the cash and the access to your room."
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"Because the truth hurts, Jazmine."
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"The world is a hard and lonely place,"
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"You enjoy"
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"It's thankless work."
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"You don't know me."
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"I know you better than you think, Huey Freeman."
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"It's that I don't believe you,"
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"30-inch rims on the car."
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"He knew stuff about us, like..."
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"That's amazing."
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"you gonna be bitches."
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"Yeah, but I don't mean "bitches" in a disrespectful way."
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"Hm. Granddad Bitches Freeman."
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"Got a nice ring to it."
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"This nigga got imaginary friends."
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"What in the hell?"
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"And we're gonna build a new wing onto your house."
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"Don't trip. We'll just find some people to act homeless."
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"Yeah. Like Hugh Hefner got."
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"Thank you. That's great."
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"And then I said:"
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"Uh..."
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"Huh?"
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"This is a homeless shelter, right?"
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"What the hell are you doing here?"
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"Your brother called."
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"Said if I bring Jazmine over,"
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"Hi, I'm Tom."
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"my true passion is singing."
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"If your granddad has one weakness..."
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"Of course, they're my weakness too."
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"I'm a secret agent sent to spy on you."
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"Okay. Maybe it's not that complicated."
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"Excuse me."
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"Did you notice me talking to someone a second ago"
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"Where are we puttin' the fried chicken dispenser?"
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"It's like Big Brother, The Matrix,"
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"has run a homeless shelter"
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"Yes, sir, I been living with the Freemans"
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"They the cleanest colored folks you ever did see."
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"Mm, my mother, um..."
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"used crack?"
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"And you should give Riley a movie theater."
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"Thanks. Word."
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"and then disappears."
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"You mean, like the tooth fairy?"
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"like the tooth fairy."
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"and I can't believe in the tooth fairy?"
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"Go eat something out of a dumpster,"
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"Use glue! I don't care!"
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"What the-? This is some bullshit."
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"Man, what's-? Ugh."
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"First, you let Noxema take my car away."
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"We gonna have a new car and a new..."
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"house."
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"I think your car just showed up."
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"That car was so old it ran on unleaded coal."
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"Yo, man! Oh, my Lord, have mercy!"
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"Check it out. Look at the rim. I can't believe it."
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"Huey gotta ride in the back. Look at that. No, no, no, no."
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"I'm gonna do something. Oh, look at them seats."
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"Granddad, Granddad, let's roll out right now."
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"Hey, I don't know what the hell is going on?"
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"I was like,"
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"on What's Happening!"
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"and that big-ass tape recorder"
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"falls out of his coat? Yeah."
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"I love that song. Is he gay?"
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"Gentlemen, don't leave. Gentlemen."
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"It's not my fault. The boy..."
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"I knew that nigga wasn't blind the whole time."
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"You did this to me. Riley, this your fault."
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"Please listen to me."
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"You know you can see us."
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"Thank you."
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"Besides, our lawyers told us we couldn't keep the car."
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"Why don't you exit out of my face, Exhibition."
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"I do not mess with Xzibit."
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"All right, here's the invoice."
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"Looks like money gonna be"
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"I've come up with a name for you:"
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"And I've decided that you're a figment"
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"why me?"
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