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Clips from Scrubs - My Transition (S05E05)

"Ow!"
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"Pregnant witch."
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"[Talking at a very high speed]"
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"You'd have to slow it down for humans to understand."
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"The shower's going to start at 4:00, there's going to be food and games."
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"You're such a good friend. I got her a present, but since we're not close"
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"Best thing about a date with J.D., if you're having Chinese and want Mexican,"
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"We are not going to the mall, Elliot."
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"Unless, of course..."
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"Too late. I'm already there."
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"And as always..."
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"# I couldn't if I tried"
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"Body, come!"
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"[Bugle march music]"
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"[J.D.] Stupid body."
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"I gotta do everything myself."
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"Clap with me, clap with me! # Nobody knows..."
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"Head loves karaoke."
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"because his friend called shotgun"
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"but tonight's about you having the best first date ever."
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"All right, slugger."
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"- Bye! - You don't have anything planned."
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"You had to soil the food court thing. It's veal piccata night at Sbarro's."
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"I'd help, but I'm planning a baby shower for Carla."
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"# Baby, baby,"
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"# I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back"
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"- # I want my baby back, baby back - # Chili's"
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"# Baby back ribs"
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"Ted, what the hell?"
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"It's the only song we know with "baby.""
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"- What money? - What? I lost my house."
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"Give me a break."
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"Why are the morgue guys so damn cliquey?"
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"I want yellow."
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"Hey guys!"
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"Laverne, I didn't know you knit."
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"I sure do. Mr. Roberts doesn't have one pair of store-bought socks."
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"I'm gonna knit you a muzzle."
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"We're really excited to get rid of all that stuff"
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"and watch you guys suffer through the hellish"
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"relationship-ruining nightmare that is the baby phase."
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"- Open something. - Go ahead."
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"She's been trying to get rid of those, but I'll be honest with you,"
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"You ain't lying."
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"Baby, check it out."
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"Wonderful. Thank you."
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"Once we start, people will join us."
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"OK, guess what flavor baby food this is?"
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"You got it wrong, finish the whole jar!"
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"You guys, this is so much fun!"
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"Back in 'Nam, the choppers would hover eight feet above my head, I'd jump in."
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"You should've seen the look on Charlie's face."
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"Not the enemy, son, the pilot, Charlie Ross."
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"Great guy. He didn't make it back."
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"I have to get ready. I want my date with Kim to be perfect."
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"What do you think about a romantic horseback ride on the beach?"
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"You guys can lie out and look at the stars."
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"Unfortunately, I can't."
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"My deck has become sort of a cruising spot for older gay gentlemen."
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"[Disco music playing]"
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"I know for a fact Les Mis is in town!"
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"I tried turning my hose on them, but they liked it."
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"If anything, good luck, buddy."
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"J.D., I've never ridden a horse on a beach before."
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"[Kim chuckles]"
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"And upsie-daisy."
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"Woo! No saddles? You going to be OK riding bareback?"
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"Oh, that was amazing! Wasn't that so much fun?"
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"Oh yeah. That was awesome."
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"It's a good one, too."
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"When I was a kid, mine didn't have these windows."
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"so you throw some cedar chips in there so the baby can poop,"
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"It's for when they buy the baby a, uh, puppy."
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"[Laughter]"
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"This one's from me and Keith."
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"He's here in the bathroom, throwing up summer squash."
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"It's a preggy-teddy."
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"I got it at that new maternity lingerie store at the mall."
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"- [All] Oh. - I got to get me one of those."
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"Say, Bobbo. You want to weigh in on pregnancy sex?"
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"- It's a freak show. - You've seen an ultrasound."
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"- The baby can't grab me down there? - No, baby."
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"I called an ambulance, but you should really let me examine you."
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"Oh, no, no. The date continues."
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"I'm a urologist. And there's a good chance you have testicular torsion."
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"Detruser function is normal. One is significantly larger than the other."
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"- So the right one's always been bigger? - Yes. Wait."
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"- Your right or stage right? - Let me test the retraction."
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"Retracted."
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"OK, the date's not going exactly as planned,"
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"but you can still save it with your legendary gift for small-talk."
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"So, you're from Texas, huh?"
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"They say that's the Lone Star State."
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"What exactly does that mean?"
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"My boobs are so big right now."
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"Would you, would you like to see something really, just, beautiful?"
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"There goes all of Jackie-boy's baby stuff."
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"No. It was so much more fun then, then you think."
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"I mean, the first seven or eight minutes rocked."
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"Admittedly, it was more like work after that."
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"The moment where pity was turning into genuine affection. Classic Dorian."
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"I feel like we kind of missed first base."
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"- Well, maybe we should fix that. - We should."
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"And then it happened."
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"- Really? - What? I had a coupon."
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"I didn't even eat any of that crappy shower food and I still feel nauseous."
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"[Gasping]"
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"My boobs are so big right now."
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"Yep, I'm pregnant."
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"I pooped in my bed so I put it on the TV."
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"Forgive me, but since I had a vasectomy last year,"
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"nay, two vasectomies, I feel, I feel I just have to ask."
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"- Did you cheat on me? - No."
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"Are you responsible for this?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I'm selling my old mop. The 2007 s are in."
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"so raw with confidence, that if you pull it off,"
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"- you're back in the game. - I'm afraid, Mocha Bear."
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"I know. Buck up!"
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"- Hey, Kim. - Oh, hey, J.D. How're you feeling?"
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