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Clips from Scrubs - My Transition (S05E05)

"Wow, Gloria. Do you kiss your"
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"# Zoom-zoom-zoom #"
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"Tell your Daddy what you just did."
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"Now that's, that's not to say"
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"And yet, aside from actually seeing you being born"
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"All right, get this over with. I need a nap. I've been exhausted all week."
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"with the hottest doctor in this place?"
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"- I invented the zoom-zoom-zoom. - Oh. Cool."
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"He said in front of his future girlfriend."
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"You know what? I should probably mosey."
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"# Zoom-zoom-zoom! #"
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"# I can't do this all on my own"
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"- Oh. You like that? - Wow, I felt it move."
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"Oh. Hey, you. I'm psyched for tonight."
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"you walk to the other side of the food court."
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"I was making you dinner, then go to karaoke,"
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"but I'm not sure how to do both in the same night."
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"J.D. Not Floating Head Doctor."
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"Body could stay home and prepare the feast."
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"# Don't go breaking my heart"
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"# Oh, honey if I get restless"
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"Stop hogging the mic!"
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"I'm up for anything. I married my high school boyfriend,"
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"the only first date I went on was in tenth grade."
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"and ended with us going to the arcade to, and I quote,"
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"Well, trust me, Kim. I've beaten up many a nerds in my day,"
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"- # I want my baby back, baby back - # Chili's..."
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"I wish I had cool morgue friends."
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"- Those are my workout pants. - Uh-huh."
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"- Cab driver feet? - No, Keith, it's turnips!"
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"Where the hell are all your intern friends?"
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"Listen up, interns."
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"Notice the definition in the upper calf."
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"Look at it, damn it!"
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"Believe that, missy."
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"- Except this time with two horses. - Why not take her to your deck?"
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"Who's is this?"
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"Who's is this?"
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"[Barbershop quartet] # Barbecue sauce"
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"[J.D.] I didn't need luck,"
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"Your steed, my lady."
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"Is this for when we buy the baby a dog?"
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"It's perfect. If you go out for dinner, it's got a water bottle,"
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"[Grunting]"
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"Looks like my plan is working."
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"Actually, that's a pre-existing condition."
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"I think Dr. Fishman threw in something a little extra when he did my chin."
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"Sorry, I wanted to do something fun for our first date."
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"But at least I got to third base with you."
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"Me, too."
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"- [Man] Elliot Reid. Moment Killer. - [Machine gun sound]"
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"What's up, guys?"
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"Tell me every detail about the date."
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"[Groans] You know what sucks?"
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"In fact, I've been nauseous for, like, two weeks."
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"All right, Kim's right there. We spent all morning crafting a line"
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"...for now."
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"You're an idiot."
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"# They're coming to America"
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"Jordan's pregnant."
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"You get over here, you!"
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"What is, what is your name?"
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"who happens to ask you a question"
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"[Regular voice] Isn't that nice?"
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"This morality play was made possible by a grant"
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"[Chuckling]"
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"[Mimicking baby scream]"
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"Go Ted."
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"They never say "ribs.""
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"# I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back"
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"[Engines revving]"
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"Do you really think we can handle this?"
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"Oh, hey, Mom."
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"We don't feel like dealing with that right now."
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"Ugh. I hate cleaning up after those messy old queens."
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"Ooh, appletini?"
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"Mmm. It's fresh."
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"I haven't seen Keith in a while, I'm gonna take him."
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"- What's up? - Nothing."
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"- You like? - Oh, well."
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"You know, I could, I could wear them out to dinner."
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"Look, I feel like I can give you a list of things"
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"even with all the crap, I'm sure it's worth it."
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"Do you remember when he was teething? He'd stare up at that thing for hours."
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"Just hang here and look at the stars"
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"until we're comfortable enough to make out a little."
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"And like that, I felt like all was right with the couples in the world."
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"OK, now."
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"[Knocking on door]"
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"and the whole hospital had that end-of-the-year smell."
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"Gloria, I need you to change the dressing on Mr. Kerns' wound."
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"And I need you to suck it."
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"great-great-great-great-great grandkids with that mouth?"
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"Ted, that's funny. Where's the chuckle?"
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"- Where's your mom? - She's out in the car with the cats."
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"Dr. Kelso celebrated spring by wearing his golf shorts"
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"to flaunt his oddly youthful legs."
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"I shaved for you."
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"I made a poopy in the potty."
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"I spend a lot of my day dealing with other people's poop."
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"And I'm not going to lie to you, Jackie, it gets old."
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"I haven't enjoyed waking up to a fresh brown trout in your Huggies."
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"Besides, you're gonna do the same thing for me some day real soon."
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"and that time Wayne Gretzky said, "What's up" to me in line at the bank,"
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"because we're going to celebrate grown-up style."
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"Yep, love was definitely in the air."
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"Hey, Kim. How'd you like a night on the town"
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"I'd rather just go out with you. Oh! # Zoom-zoom-zoom #"
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"- You "zoom-zoom-zoom"? - Of course."
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"So, Josh, you are suffering from a condition called phimosis."
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"It's basically a hardening of your foreskin."
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"As part of your treatment, I'm asking you to masturbate five times a week."
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"Help the poor kid out."
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"Wow, five times a week, huh? For me that would be cutting back."
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"[Groans]"
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"[Gasps]"
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"Looking forward to our date."
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"See you around 6:00. Wear something slutty."
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"# I'm no Superman #"
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"Hey, tubby."
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