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Clips from Scrubs - My Transition (S05E05)

"Well, uh..."
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"With who?"
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"- [Man] Elliot Reid. Moment Killer. - [Machine gun sound]"
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"- I'm so psyched. - Me too."
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"[Imitates Neil Diamond] # Everywhere around the world"
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"Could I, uh, could I have everybody's attention, please."
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"- Not a hug moment, sweetie. - Right. Yes."
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"[Talking in high-pitched voice] No. But Dr. Cox,"
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"here I thought you and Jordan were done trying to have any more babies."
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"which, apparently, is not that uncommon."
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"[High-pitched voice] Holy crap, Dr. Cox."
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"That must have really pissed you off. [Regular voice] Yes, it did."
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"[High-pitched voice] Oh, I'm any generic hospital worker"
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"about your pregnancy andlor any baby-related issues."
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"from the Just See If I Was Kidding Foundation."
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"- Do you want to do it, or should I? - Let's just do it together."
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"[Turk and Carla laughing]"
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"That's from The Simpsons."
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"Ah, yes."
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"Did you guys hear what Jordan and Dr. Cox and did"
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"to the doctor who botched his vasectomy?"
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"# I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back"
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"# I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back"
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"# I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back"
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"- Dear God, when do they say "ribs?" - [Cox] Never."
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"# I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back..."
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"I heard ten minutes into it, he started eating his face."
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"This is my first scooter rally."
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"I can imagine what Jordan and Dr. Cox are feeling right now."
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"I don't know."
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"[Elliot] I can totally picture J.D., too."
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"No, I'm just hanging out alone tonight. I didn't have anything else to do."
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"[Knocking on door]"
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"We want to give you your stuff back."
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"- How about now? - Oh."
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"Come on in."
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"When did they start drinking straight guy drinks?"
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"[Kim] What's up, chicken butt?"
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"Hey, Kim. What happened to Neil Diamond?"
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"Kim's letting me off the hook."
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"Thank you."
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"- With a sports jacket? - No."
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"- OK. - It's only your child."
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"that are sucky about being pregnant. For starters,"
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"I'm now horny as I've ever been and my husband is repulsed by me."
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"Listen, if you really need it that badly, I will suck it up"
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"and shut my eyes so tight and then do you."
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"My point is,"
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"I've seen how happy having Jack has made you two."
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"And yeah, I know it's been hard,"
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"but I know that neither one of you regret any of it."
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"What the hell is this thing?"
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"The first two were embedded in the dry-wall."
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"So, what do you want to do tonight?"
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"- Not yet. - Let me know."
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"And right then, I knew this was the start of something important."
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"Two and a half weeks is too long to wait for a third date."
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"I'm pregnant."
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"What now?"
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"Take them in, people."
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"That's mine."
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"J.D., come here. I want you to feel something quick."
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"Don't call me tubby."
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"I'm just going home to get ready for my date."
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"[Grunting]"
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"# Baby, oooh"
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"I want my money back."
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"Why can't we just talk to people?"
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"This is the baby games station."
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"[Gagging]"
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"What's so hard about riding bareback?"
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"[# Nazareth: Love Hurts]"
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"Thank you."
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"No. It's a baby cage."
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"I'm kidding!"
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"I had a conversation with the sweet, old lady who owns the place."
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"Not many pregnant women shop there. It's mostly just fat whores."
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"How do you think they're going to react to an intruder?"
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"The baby can't grab me down there."
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"No, Mom, playpenlbaby cage is not like tomatoltomahto."
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"- We went horseback riding on the beach. - Yes. I've been on that date."
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"That's pretty much why we work well together."
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"Oh, J.D., I'd love to, but I'm going to a Neil Diamond concert."
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"- What's up? Are you psyched? - Hey."
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"He did."
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"[Cell phone ringing]"
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"It seems like good friends always come through for you"
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"It's OK. Don't get up. I got it. [groans]"
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"[Rattling]"
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"That's Jack's mobile. Actually, it's his third mobile."
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"They can be quite frustrating to assemble."
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"Yep."
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"Sorry."
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"It truly is. Now why don't you go into your room and play for a little while"
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"I've been exhausted all week."
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"- Yippee! - No kissing. Hands behind your back."
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"Fun, right?"
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"No one is mingling."
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"Let's see here."
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"- Thank you for the sacrifice. - It's because I love you."
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"Head would handle entertainment."
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"[Hissing]"
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"It began with me in the back of his Miata"
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"...the swelling's gone down..."
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"I am going to make this cafeteria look totally different."
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"And there it was."
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"# Ooh-hoo, nobody knows it"
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"# No, I know I'm no Superman"
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"Go out with me again tonight."
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"Hey. There's Kim."
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"[J.D.] It's springtime at Sacred Heart,"
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"[All groan]"
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"- # I want my baby back ribs - # Barbecue sauce"
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"Oooh."
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"You're welcome."
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"Do you want to be Ponch or Jon?"
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"No problemo."
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"Liar!"
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"- Todd, you're touching your crotch. - I know. And I'm loving it."
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"- Where's the cake? - Eight feet? I don't believe it."
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