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Clips from The Simpsons - The Wandering Juvie (S15E15)

"I'd better eyeball that ape one more time."
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"(SOBBING)"
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"What's up? Don't you want to get back"
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"to that awesome family of yours?"
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"How cool they are?"
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"But surely your incredible family will cheer you up."
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"(CONTINUES SOBBING)"
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"Wait. Do you even have a family?"
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"Mama's boy!"
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"Family guy!"
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"Well, well, well, if it isn't Punch 'n' Juvie."
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"Chief, we don't have to."
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"Super."
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"Makes our job that much easier."
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"You'll be in jail for so long."
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"But I'll keep your room just the way it was, a pigsty."
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"there's no shame in being caught alive."
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"Because when he gets out of prison, it'll be gone forever."
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"And a couple of those teardrop tattoos. Those are cool."
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"There's something I have to tell you guys."
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"You're free to go."
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"Look, if you all want to squeeze into the backseat, fine."
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"Welcome back, Gina. I got a few new cellmates for you."
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"That's cool."
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"I thought you might want to have a nice family dinner."
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"And thanks for showing my brother that girls can be cool."
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"Taco, please."
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"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"D'oh!"
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"(SCREAMING) (TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"Homer, before you get anywhere near the escalator,"
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"you've gotta tie those shoes."
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"Ow!"
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"This is our Little Hooker line."
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"But I'm eight years old!"
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"So is your look."
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"Are you aware that you've exposed your skin"
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"to a whole host of airborne de-beautifiers?"
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"No."
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"Skin mites love the taste of beauty."
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"Try this rejuvenating lotion."
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"It contains over 60 ingredients."
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"Ooh!"
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"(MOANING)"
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"Millions of them!"
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"(GRUMBLES)"
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"Uh-oh."
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"Seymour, if we register for these dishes,"
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"our wedding guests will buy them for us."
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"And I suppose those wedding guests"
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"heated water and two-sided sponges?"
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"(SCOFFS)"
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"(HUMMING)"
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"Cool. Guns."
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"No. Not bull-honky."
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"A couple uses the gun to select gifts they want for their wedding."
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"BART: Wow."
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"If you'll excuse me, I'm going to the employee lounge to finish my Shasta."
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"Bart Simpson."
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""Name of bride,""
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"(LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY)"
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"(BEEPS)"
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"Yeah. I'm gonna scam this town out of so many presents."
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"And what I don't use, I'm gonna return for store credit!"
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"Another employee family wedding."
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"Remember, if anyone asks, you're my niece from out of town."
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"Good Lord, I'm an abomination!"
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"There is no wedding here!"
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"(ALL GRUMBLING)"
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"Why you selfish little maggot, I'll suck your lungs dry!"
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"So, you thought you'd pull a fake wedding, eh? You're under arrest."
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"Come on, Chief. It was just a prank."
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"Would some flatware make things right?"
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"Um, what does it say on my badge?"
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"(READING)"
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"Just look at this file."
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"That doesn't look so big."
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"These are directions to the facility"
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"Six feet by eight?"
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"Bart Simpson, I hereby sentence you to six months"
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"at the Springfield Juvenile Correctional Facility."
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"Juvie? Please, Judge. You can't! I'll do anything."
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"I'll squeal on my dad. He's been up to bad things."
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"Crap you've never even thought of."
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"I mean, no."
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"Now, take that kid away."
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"No! You're not gonna take my baby to jail!"
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"(STRUGGLING)"
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"All right, boys. She's not letting go."
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"Your eyes need diapers."
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"Your eyes need... That's good, Ralphie."
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"One slingshot, one pack of cards, baseball, one doodle."
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"(READING)"
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"One harmonica."
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"Perfect mood setter for the end of your freedom."
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"Lessons by mail, worthwhile."
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"My baby boy is in jail."
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"It's not all your fault."
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"All these years, I watched you turn our son into a time bomb,"
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"and yet I did nothing."
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"So in a way, I too am a victim... Of you."
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"You're a great mom."
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"You were always there for Bart with love and support."
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"His acting out was probably caused by negative reinforcement."
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"(SCOFFS)"
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"that wait for you upon your release."
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"These are all fast food jobs."
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"If you ask for a raise,"
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"(THE ITCHY & SCRATCHY SHOW THEME PLAYING)"
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"(SIGHS) Cartoons. America's only native art form."
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"I declare an end to the spectacular 3-D blood and gore!"
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"ALL: Yay!"
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"Okay. If I use my head, I can keep out of trouble."
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"I better stay out of the sandbox. I could be buried alive."
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"Don't forget to buy your photos!"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"God, I hate this place."
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"It's nothing like the brochure."
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"There has to be something I can do to help him."
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