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Clips from The Simpsons - The Wandering Juvie (S15E15)

"interesting. Marge, what does that sign say?"
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"So, why do you want to be a guard here?"
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"I believe that children are the future."
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"Welcome aboard."
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"This end's for beatin'. This end's for holdin'."
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"Ah. When does training start?"
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"It just finished."
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"Jump!"
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"BART: That's my doll!"
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"HOMER: Put that sissy down!"
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"If you're gonna pick on someone,"
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"Dad? That's right."
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"I got a job here, so I can watch over you like a mother hen."
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"I brought you a lollipop from the guards' lounge."
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"Well, that's the end of my shift. See you Monday."
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"Wait. Monday's Martin Luther King Day."
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"Well, I'll see you when I see you."
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"(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)"
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"This lollipop's really for everybody."
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"is also the anger center."
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"are 10% less likely to commit a double homicide."
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"Who conducted this study?"
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"He's mine. Him?"
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"Why?"
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"I like 'em small and bug-eyed."
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"So help me, God!"
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"Okay, here's my rules."
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"Hands at 10 and two, no eye contact"
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"They're escaping! Seal the perimeter!"
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"I'm on it!"
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"Can't you go any faster?"
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"I can close it faster or I can close it right."
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"I'm getting out in two weeks. Why would I want to break out with you?"
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"(MUMBLING)"
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"Guess where the next one's going."
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"Up my butt?"
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"Hey, I'm only sticking with you till I get these chains off."
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"And if we get caught, I'm telling them this was your idea."
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"Because I can do this."
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"That mean boy,"
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"he dragged me out of the dance."
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"I didn't want to go, but he was too strong!"
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"But you got 20 pounds on me."
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"And then, he said I was fat!"
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"Oh, I am screwed."
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"Now as long as we're together, I expect you to be a man."
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"But I have to wizzle. Fine."
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"I am not chipping in on a birthday cake for that jackass, Arnie Pye."
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"Let him eat..."
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"This is Kent Brockman live at Springfield Juvenile Hall,"
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"the scene of a daring escape"
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"by inmates Bart Simpson and Gina Vendetti."
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"(ALL GASP)"
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"To understand the mind-set of the escapees, we've brought in an expert,"
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"If they're smart, Kent, they'll stay off the main roads."
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"It's all here in my book,"
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"Ten Habits of Highly Successful Criminals."
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"All right, I plugged your book. Now, put down the gun."
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"Tell them I'll be on Conan Thursday"
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"with Heather Locklear and Third Eye Blind."
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"He's stupid!"
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"But he won't know where to go or what to eat!"
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"I can't wait to lay my eggs in his brain."
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"No son of mine will be marched down the aisle at the barrel of a ray gun!"
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"I pushed Snow White over the parapet at Disneyland."
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"BART: Oh, man."
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"Did she live? Yeah."
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"there's something you need to know about me."
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"The basement, sir."
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"All the girls your age are wearing it,"
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"(GASPS)"
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"He's eating my beauty!"
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"I hope he didn't have children. Did he have children?"
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"Dressing room?"
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"The dishes mother won on Let's Make a Deal are holding up nicely."
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"Silent anger, the cornerstone of a successful marriage."
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"(SIGHING)"
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"What's the traditional peasant gift in these parts? A milking cow?"
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"Six by 14!"
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"Is it Lenny? Damn it!"
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"(ALL GASP)"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Bloodshed!"
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"I've lost everything I loved."
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"Oh..."
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"Keep away! Keep away!"
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"Love you!"
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"Then you'll have punch, and you'll drink it."
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"(SIREN BLARING)"
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"Why did you kiss me? Are you looking to do the Bartman?"
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"(GRUNTS) I miss prison."
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"former under-aged offender, Snake."
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"Why would Bart escape if he's gonna be released in two weeks?"
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"Gina, before we get any closer,"
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"Bart, I'm gonna miss you so much."
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"You don't understand anything!"
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"Son, I want you to know no matter what anyone says,"
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"(GASPS)"
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"Who is this nerd?"
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"(LAUGHING MISCHIEVOUSLY)"
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"(ALL FAINTING)"
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"See for yourself the exciting careers"
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"but there's no such thing as cooties,"
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"Future skank!"
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"Yes! (CHUCKLES)"
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"Oh, I get it. Blame the strangler!"
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"His dad's a screw!"
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"Great. I can get these handcuffs off before"
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"Now, look, my fly is down because it's broken, okay?"
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"(IMITATES GUN FIRING)"
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"My poor boy is miserable in here."
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"English - US - PSDH"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"(SCREAMING IN PAIN)"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"(GROWLING)"
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"(SCREAMS IN PAIN)"
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"(HOMER HUMMING)"
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"(LAUGHING MISCHIEVOUSLY)"
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