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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Jerusalem Duality (S01E01)

"...and transmit that to a distant location for reassembly..."
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"...in order to create a new Sheldon."
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"Would the new Sheldon be in any way an improvement on the old Sheldon?"
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"The string theory research being done is a dead end."
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"We want him here, boys."
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"...could be as large as 10 to the 500th power."
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"- ls this part of the tour? - Nope. Goodbye."
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"- Leonard. - Ha."
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"Not heavy ones."
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"Mm. You were the youngest ever to win it."
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"I'm confused. Did Sheldon stop giving milk?"
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"I don't understand, exactly how did he get any friends in the first place?"
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"So I've decided I'm going to collaborate with you."
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"So, what are we making today?"
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"No, you don't understand."
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"The only thing we need to do is make this Kim kid lose his focus."
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"--I've decided to refocus my efforts and use my people skills..."
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"Oh, yes. There was a very official e-mail..."
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"Anyone else see the flaw in this plan?"
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"...and wishes more guys were like you."
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"Five minutes with her dad, 20 goats and a laptop, and we'd be done."
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"And how fortunate that it should fall on Take Your Daughter to Work Day."
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"Oh, no, thanks. I'm going to the mall with Emma."
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"Then why do we go home alone every night? We're still smart."
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"Here's the problem with teleportation."
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"Lay it on me."
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"...which would identify the state of matter of an individual in one location..."
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"...you wouldn't have transported the individual..."
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"...you would have destroyed him in one location and re-created him in another."
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"How about that."
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"I would never use a transporter."
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"The original Sheldon would have to be disintegrated..."
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"No, he would be exactly the same."
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"That is a problem."
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"So you see it too?"
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"Dr. Hofstadter, Dr. Cooper."
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"Dr. Gablehauser."
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"Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet Dennis Kim."
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"Dennis is a highly sought-after doctoral candidate."
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"We're hoping to have him do graduate work here."
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"- Graduate work, very impressive. - And he's only 15 years old."
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"Not bad. I myself started graduate school at 14."
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"Well, I lost a year while my family was tunneling out of North Korea."
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"Advantage, Kim."
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"I thought maybe you could show Dennis around."
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"Let him see why we're the best physics research facility in the country."
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"I know you're not."
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"You don't have an Open Science Grid computer or a free electron laser."
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"Excuse me, that is my research, and it is by no means a dead end."
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"Well, obviously, you don't see it yet, but trust me, you will."
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"Dennis, we've discussed this."
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"We're in the process of updating our equipment."
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"We welcome your input on our research goals."
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"We agree to look the other way if you use 20 percent..."
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"...of the money you attract to smuggle your grandfather out of Pyongyang."
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"- Make it happen. - Yes, sir."
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"You can count on us. We're on it."
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"What the hell do you mean, "dead end"?"
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"I mean, the whole landscape of false vacuums in string theory..."
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"In addition--"
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"Ooh, look, chocolate milk."
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"I sense a disturbance in the force."
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"A bad feeling I have about this. Mm."
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"So how long have you been in America?"
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"- A year and a half. - No kidding."
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"- You speak English really well. - So do you."
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"Except for your tendency to end sentences with prepositions."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"That."
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"He's not wrong."
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"All right, and this is my office."
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"Sheldon, we've hardly shown him anything."
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"All right, this is my desk. These are my books."
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"This is my door. Please close it behind you, goodbye."
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"You're doing work in quantum loop corrections."
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"- Keen observation, goodbye. - You see where you went wrong, don't you?"
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"- Yeah? - Get him out."
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"Come, I'll show you the rec center. They've got Nautilus equipment."
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"Do I look like I lift weights?"
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"It's startling you haven't considered a Lorentz invariant or field theory approach."
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"You think I haven't considered it?"
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"- You really think I haven't considered it? - Have you considered it?"
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"- Get him out, Leonard. - Come on, Dennis."
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"I'll show you the radiation lab."
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"Wow. You won the Stevenson Award?"
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"Yes. In fact, I am the youngest person ever to win it."
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"Really? How old?"
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"Fourteen and a half."
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"It's like looking into an obnoxious mirror, isn't it?"
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"Mm. This is really delicious, isn't it?"
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"Still can't talk to me unless you're drunk, huh?"
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"Oh, sweetie, you are so damaged."
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"Hey, I'm damaged too."
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"How about a hug for Howie?"
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"Sure. Raj, hug Howard."
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"Something you'd like to share?"
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"A tale of woe perhaps?"
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"Fifteen years old."
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"Dennis Kim is 15 years old and he's already correcting my work."
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"You know, that other guy."
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"Antonio Salieri?"
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"Oh, God, now even you're smarter than me."
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"You know, you don't have so many friends that you can afford to start insulting them."
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"Just eat, Sheldon. You'll feel better."
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"Why waste food?"
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"When a cow goes dry, they don't keep feeding it..."
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"...they just take her out and shoot her between the eyes."
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"You can't let this kid get to you."
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"You knew that someday, someone would come along who's younger and smarter."
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"Yes, but I assumed I would've been dead hundreds of years."
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"And that there'd be an asterisk by his name because he'd be a cyborg."
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"So you got a little competition. I really don't see what the big deal is."
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"Of course you don't. You've never excelled at anything."
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"We liked Leonard."
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"What are you gonna do, just give up?"
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"Yes, it's what a rational person does when his entire life's work is invalidated..."
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"...by a postpubescent Asian wunderkind."
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"He ceases his fruitless efforts, he donates his body to scientific research..."
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"...and he waits to die."
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"I'm confused again. Is he waiting, or do we get to shoot him between the eyes?"
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