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Clips from The Simpsons - How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window? (S22E22)

"I'm scared, Bart."
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"Bored by black and white footage of World War II?"
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"Recently uncovered color footage"
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"Order this DVD now,"
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"featuring dictator commentary by Hitler and Mussolini."
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"And as a special bonus, the story of the carrier pigeon--"
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"General Patton, this bird has a message for you."
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"There's a bomb in my helmet."
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"Caesar can have his eagle,"
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"I'll take the American fighting pigeon any damn day!"
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"Wow, Ray, you have hidden talents!"
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"Is he good at tic-tac-toe,"
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"No, I was thinking"
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"we could use him to send messages back and forth."
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"Way ahead of you."
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"Mom, why am I so repulsed by pigeons?"
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"It doesn't make any sense."
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"I'm a member of People for the Ethical Treatment of Amoebas,"
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"The League of Women Vultures,"
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"Kids For Squids, the ACL Unicorns,"
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"Clamnesty International and, uh..."
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"well, those are the best ones."
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"Sweetie, everyone has an animal they can't stand."
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"Indiana Jones had snakes,"
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"the Grizzly Man had grizzlies, and..."
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"you know, I'm not crazy about opossums."
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"Really?"
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"Those creepy little claws..."
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"Mom, it's just Maggie."
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"Oh!"
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"Aww... Who's a possum?"
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"You're a possum."
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"I'll tell you later."
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"465 divided by seven equals... Ooh!"
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"What the...?!"
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"if I can use the bird to send a note of my own."
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"As long as it means we're not learning."
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""Every day since we broke up is the greatest day of my life.""
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"Is that from Edna?"
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"I feel for you, Seymour."
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"If you ever need a shoulder to lean on, I'm here for you."
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""P.S., Chalmers and I are doing it"?!"
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"Ooh, a carrier pigeon."
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"Perhaps an update on the siege of Khartoum."
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""Do a ballet dance without no clothes on.""
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"Bad grammar, good advice."
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Hey, Homer, you ever think about racing that bird?"
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"You can race pigeons?"
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"Hey, if it moves, you can bet on it."
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"What about the Detroit Lions?"
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"Now, now, lay off Detroit."
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"Them people is living in Mad Max times."
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"Hmm?"
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"Me, the patriarch of a bird-racing dynasty."
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"Congratulations, Homer."
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"Danica Patrick in my thoughts!"
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"That's right, Homer."
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"I'm contractually obligated by my sponsors"
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"to appear in random fans' fantasies."
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"Better not tell Marge about this."
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"Ended that a little too soon."
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"What they don't suspect is that I'm into this."
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"Hear that, boy? You're gonna be a racing pigeon."
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"It's getting a little chilly; I better put a blanket on Ray."
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"Whoa! Dad, help!"
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"Stupid dog!"
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"Come on out, birdie!"
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"Follow the sound of"
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"my voice!"
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"It's just as well."
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"There's no such thing as a Birditarod."
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"It was just a trick to scam you out of your house."
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"Good day."
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"♪ Taps, taps, taps ♪"
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"♪ Taps, taps, taps ♪"
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"♪ Taps, taps, taps ♪"
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"What do you think, Mom?"
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"Well, ask your new father."
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"You haven't earned the right to say that to me."
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"Dearly beloved, I'd like to open this service"
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"with the words of Emily Dickinson:"
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""Hope is the thing with feathers...""
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"This funeral just got depressing."
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"Let's lighten up the mood, boys."
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"♪ Gray skies are gonna clear up ♪"
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"♪ Put on a happy face ♪"
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"♪ Brush off the clouds and cheer up ♪"
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"♪ Put on a happy face. ♪"
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"Thanks."
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"That song does make me feel a little better."
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"It's from Bye Bye Birdie."
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"♪ The Itchy and Scratchy Show. ♪"
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"Your crimes against the animals"
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"have gone before the jury."
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"We probably should deliberate,"
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"but we're kind of in a hurry."
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"I never met a dog I didn't hate."
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"Ah, yes."
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"A little hair of the dog that bit me."
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"I hope you've learned something here."
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"Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, Bart has been very sad lately."
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"We know."
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"And we're going to do something about it."
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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"Please don't do anything."
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"Not only have his grades gone up,"
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"but the enthusiasm has gone out of his pranks."
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"I mean, take a look at this."
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"If anything, I was wondering"
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"if you could make him sadder."
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"How can you say a thing like that?"
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"No, he doesn't."
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"Why can't you support my gibberish?"
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"I'd do it if you were stupid."
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"Marge, Homer, this marital discord is perfect."
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"But please, save it for home where your son can see it."
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"Oh!"
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"Bart, Santa's Little Helper, come on in."
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