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Clips from The Simpsons - How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window? (S22E22)

"A shrink that takes kids and pets?"
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"Even my tramp stamp?"
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"I got the idea from a show where people regret these."
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"Homie, why don't you study these?"
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"Oh, baby."
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"Well, what do you know!"
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"Oh, come on!"
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"from our phone conversation is"
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"you have a very poor service provider."
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"I bought it because Catherine Zeta-Jones told me to."
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"What a fool I was."
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"Secondly, there's been a major breach of trust"
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"between Bart and Santa's Little Helper."
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"That is correct, according to human standards."
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"But all a dog can do is follow his animal inclinations, right?"
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"I guess."
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"So, Bart,"
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"as the one with the larger brain..."
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"Nicely done, boy."
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"...maybe you can find it in your heart to forgive him."
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"See? He's a questionable character."
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"He used to hang around racetracks, you know."
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"It's not going to work."
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"You have to give the dog away."
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"Are you sure?"
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"As sure as I am that I'll be billing you"
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"for that torn magazine."
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"Oh, that's pretty sure."
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"Subscription rate, right?"
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"Newsstand."
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"D'oh."
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"And for once, I'm not talking about Lisa."
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"It's amazing how I can feel sorry for you"
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"I'm sure there's a German word for it."
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"We're bringing the dog because we've found him a new home"
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"at a farm upstate where he can run and play all day."
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"No! For once, a pet going to a farm upstate"
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"you told us went to a farm upstate?"
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"Hmm. Backyard, backyard, toilet, ocean, don't know,"
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"backyard, Flanders' mailbox, Lenny's freezer, tire fire."
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"This is where we're ditching the dog?"
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"Well, "ditching" is a harsh word."
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"Enough chitchat."
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"Time for Operation Dog Dump."
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"It was still too much."
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"We'll take good care of your dog."
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"I'm sure you will,"
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"because you take such good care of your ostriches."
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"D'oh."
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"Maybe we should get going."
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"Bart, sweetie, would you like to say good-bye?"
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"Well, boy, I guess this is it."
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"We've shared a lot of great memories,"
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"like the time we got our picture in the paper"
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"But it's not my fault you're leaving, it's yours."
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"Because you should never,"
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"Ever!"
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"I'd like a moment to myself."
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"Ooh, unknown caller!"
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"Hey!"
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"All right, you, give me back my phone and nobody gets hurt!"
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"You said nobody gets hurt!"
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"Those were your exact words!"
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"So, Lisa, do you want an ostrich feather centerpiece?"
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"Not really."
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"Well, we've got to buy something."
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"Help!"
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"Kill the bird!"
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"Never kill a bird! Never kill a bird!"
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"Why, you little..."
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"Pa! You got to see this!"
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"Oh, right, I-I forgot."
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"Oh."
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"More Oxycontin Candy, sweetie?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Well, boy, I guess I owe you an apology."
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"Who's a bird-eating monster?"
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"You are! You are!"
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"Yes, you are."
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"Aw."
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"Well, Bart learned a lesson, and most important of all,"
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"You do for me."
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"Shh!"
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"That coop looks a little flimsy."
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"Oh, stupid dog!"
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"and hate you at the same time."
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"What about all the other pets"
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"You Brickyard bimbo!"
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"Let go of that delicious bird!"
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"in the annual Springfield to Shelbyville Birditarod."
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"I'll... catch up with you guys later."
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"♪ Taps, taps, taps, taps, taps, taps ♪"
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"Why is it coming with us?"
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